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@samtheulfr.bsky.social
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he/him. always tired. types in all lower case. games is good. 30+. some other snappy description. i'm just here, man. #ffxiv | #ffxivoc

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Jubo Malseeco @thejubomalseeco.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
no rphub no carrd you will discern the lore of my OCs from wolqotds and vague hints from rare lore posts hidden in my absolute deluge of OC porn.
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cryptid adjacent @samtheulfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i like getting suddenly and extremely attached to some media and immediately binging all of it that's available and then wanting to rewatch it but being afraid someone's going to notice that i am, in fact, rewatching the thing i just watched potentially more than once mortifying
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Amber Kreaorei 🔞 @krambie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After spending some time messing around with semi-hidden bones I decided this was the most meaningful image I could create with Beastmaster stuff
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さば缶 @sabakan6.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
充電中
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cryptid adjacent @samtheulfr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
love to make a new au for the sole purpose of giving tai sharps/talons and also a ship with halmarut and then putting too much thought into it and so now it has a name (azem and the shadowcast) and an extra oc whose only purpose is to be the wol
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cryptid adjacent @samtheulfr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lol
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Zul'jarra and Zul'jan if they were fat lizards
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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cryptid adjacent @samtheulfr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
opinion of casual guy who hates memory games and wanted everyone to be in separate tier spots
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cryptid adjacent @samtheulfr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
holy shit i did it
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Enkou 🌸 @oolongnoon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
emulation is preservation 🎮🌱 (1/7) (cw: grappling with trauma, cPTSD, and dysmorphia) #personal #vent #oolongnoonart #emulation #retroconsoles
i've been thinking about old videogames lately

standalone, solid pieces of fun
no day one patch, a completed work

you could come back to them like an old book

there were also games i never got to for whatever reason

ones just out of my reach
or that i've never heard of

i wound up learning about emulators
and got myself a handheld retro console to play roms with

i've been really enjoying this

(sketches of a retroid pocket 5/G2 and an anbernic 406H, third-party handhelds that can run emulators)
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may 👑 @fawndly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
sorry to keep quoting this post but gem and metalsmithing oomf has weighed (heh) in on the topic
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The notion that there isn't a single slightly sicko thing that gets your engine revving is as likely to me as the idea of you never pooping. I understand that you don't want to talk about it with everyone, but don't convince yourself that's actually true.
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
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Denmo @ Gateway Fate 2026 @mcstronghuge.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
life is like a frontlines you try your best, hope everyone else around you is also doing the same, and maybe, just maybe, you'll pull out on top. or blue will just come in and take it from you while you slap fight with yellow
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Forrest Gump's Iconic Run
ALT: Forrest Gump's Iconic Run
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cryptid adjacent @samtheulfr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
going right under the wire again can't say i'm proud of this one lol
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moonlit milly 🌕 GWF prep @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this sentiment is definitely applicable here
tumblr post by nurseleonedeactivated-deactivat

i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”
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Trick Weekes @trickweekes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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has anyone else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? That's pretty problematic of the author

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the main character eventually recognizes the torment nexus is bad but by that point I had already stopped reading the book because I don't condone the torment nexus, the narrative really should've condemned it outright :/

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Really it's also problematic that you started reading it, at all. I mean, good on you for stopping when you realized but if you were *really* a good and decent person you would have read reviews first and known not to even buy it in the first place.
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I want 4 day work weeks, free universal healthcare, and a livable wage to meet my basic needs!!
Anne Hathaway as Penelope in her soon to be Oscar winning performance screaming I want odysseys in the odyssey 2026
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
theres this one tumblr post ive seen talking about that phenomenon but w fiction writing that I think about often
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been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

the fucked-up part is that specifically notice this in like, BIPOC or queer romances because their authors a) are more likely to be harassed online b) tend to care about writing inclusive and intersectional books more, both of which are totally valid reasons, but unfortunately a book that is scared to be misunderstood is also scared to challenge the reader or allow for too much nuance or grey areas or character flaws and am sorry to say that it often makes for less compelling stories because it means shying away from ambiguities and complexities in an effort to reassure me, the reader, that everyone here is a Good Person engaging in Healthy Behaviours and Relationships
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death
Standing up guy by Norman Rockwell meme
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Rum Ham! @hamstrams.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
frontlines patch 8.0
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chaosringen (Hyde) ~commission open~ @chaosringen.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Way of the Dragoon Vgen commission #FFXIV #art
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cryptid adjacent @samtheulfr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"ok I've spent the last three expansions staying up and leveling one of the new jobs before doing the msq. this time i'm sure i won't be too tempted to do it. surely i won't be" *the possibility of some sort of falconer hangs over my head* "....*sweats*"
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mocha ☕️🔞 @mochamorii.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
the moral of this fanfest is to never feel bad bout staying up till 6am working on that art/fic/etc cause you know soken did the same
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EpicYurianger 🏳️‍🌈 🀄️ > GWF 2026 @epicurianger.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So shalt one require to play through FFVII to understand the Evercold savage raids in their entirety, or wilst the Sephiroth x Cloud Yaoi doujins suffice for study material.
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khulan! @khulan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
they may have removed belts at the end of shadowbringers, but this man will bring them ALL back
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finowlly @ MSQ SG A39 @finowlly.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
BASTION YEAAAAH!!!!!!!
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cryptid adjacent @samtheulfr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
gay
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 21/07/2026
Hey, that's a nice [THING YOU DO FOR PERSONAL PLEASURE], be a real shame if somebody were to [CONVINCE YOU TO MONETIZE IT, TRANSFORMING YOUR RELATIONSHIP INTO AN OBLIGATION AND ROBBING YOU OF JOY]
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
New cryptid
An illustration of Jimothy, a new cryptid (or possibly a raccoon with short spine syndrom), done in a woodcut style. Text below it reads "Behold, Jimothy"
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liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 16/07/2026
a head of lettuce with a speech bubble implying that it's saying the quoted post, on account of the outbreak of lettuce that explodes your asshole
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VIDEOMANCER @videomancer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Seven Dollars feat Kasane Teto. A song for chronic freelancers.
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frog @ read BtG @frogletcomics.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
w....wait.... you mean to tell me.... gulps..... putting money into the arts.......is profitable and..........produces............g-good outcomes for everyone?
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don't use ai to write 

Use childhood trauma like a real poet
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carl @crlsgif.eurosky.social · 11/07/2026
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham isn't alive to see your posts celebrating his death but the other sycophantic homophobic war hawks you know will. Think about how this will affect them before you post and then post it anyway.
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worrier of light @stephaga.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Halcyon Ember @halcyonember.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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The Eggster @yaboieggyolk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Halmarut #ffxiv
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Beeeee (Comms closed!) @slugelf-lizard.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hey remember the Memoria stalker plugin that got yeeted recently? Yeah the creator renamed it and is working under an alt account to host it All the github links are 404 because the creator doesn't want to release the source code likely cause they don’t wanna show how much data is actually collects
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Marsh Mallow @hsyff14.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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DarkmodeLeyla @darkmodeleyla.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's time. As promised, TimelineAnimator is now available for everyone. ❤️ I'm looking forward to seeing what you'll make with it. If you run into any bugs or other issues, there are two dedicated channels in my Discord where you can report them. github.com/NoHideout/Ti...
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cryptid adjacent @samtheulfr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
tools for the job #ffxivoc | #AuRa
Tai, a male Xaela, is leaning against the back of a couch while wearing nothing and showing off the metal claws on his left hand.
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
Girl, get in line.
A metagross in Pokopia saying I having difficulties while standing next to a human shaped ditto
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 03/07/2026
You've heard of breasted boobily now get ready for penised prominently
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