Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 7hHe had a second job anyway and it wasn't going to be hard to replace the retail one so he quit. We couldn't applaud him on the way out but we wanted to. 😂 120
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 7hLegendary moment back in my retail days: a coworker politely asked a woman to ask her kid to stop sweeping everything off the shelves and she went ballistic on him, until finally he said, "bite me, lady!" She complained, the GM ordered him to call her and apologize, but he would not do it 110
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 8hThe book binding and printing press elective art course I took in college continues to have more usefulness in my work and personal life than anyone expected! XD 0110
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 8hI'm repairing an old beloved book for my sister, and sighhhh do you remember when hardcovers were actually still properly sewn together and had nice fabric on the covers, not just a block of glued-together pages wedged too tightly into paper-covered cardboard? This is from the 70s 2272
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 30/09/2026Every once in a while I think I'd like to be better at drawing, but I already have my craft that I spend hours a day on XD so I admire from afar haha 110
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 29/09/2026This whole thread. I'm around sixth graders now and there is a world of difference between the boys who like and respect girls the same as the rest of their friends and the ones who don't 0233
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 29/09/2026my pathetic grandpa's deck has no cards, kaiba 031
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 29/09/2026Fighting for my life driving against the rising sun while my kid blasts Yu-Gi-Oh memes over the car speakers 140
Reposted by Samantha (Sam) MillsHigh Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026this is tonic masculinity + semiotically clever as hell 👍 231356
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 27/09/2026People were googling "is joe biden running?" the day of the election, and I think that got a wee bit more media coverage than "Choosin Texas"! 060
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 27/09/2026We were very tired planning this year so it is CostCo's finest 😂 but they do not disappoint!! 110
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 27/09/2026Ahhh that was a good day. It was also 100 degrees outside so, much like Frodo, I gradually shed all of my outerwear as the journey went on. No cute pics at the end but here is Faramir coveting a roast chicken 190
Reposted by Samantha (Sam) MillsUndertow Publications 🇨🇦 @undertow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Publishers and Editors! I'm taking subs for Vol. 3 of the award-nominated "Best Weird Fiction of the Year" til end of the year. Writers! You'll get a chance to submit your 2026 stories in January. bestspecfic(at)gmail.com 1119102
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 24/09/2026Ahaha these are my favorite kind of notes. Always felt real galaxy brain when I plugged them in, but then comes the reckoning 130
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 24/09/2026I just keep coming back to "these are the kind of guys making major world decisions for us" 140
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 24/09/2026I don't usually dunk on these things but I'm really losing it over this one 240
Reposted by Samantha (Sam) Millsweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106582519
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 24/09/2026Not to be a brag, but my 9yo knows her times tables AND all our phone numbers 💅 2304
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 24/09/2026Four Autumn Movies The Lady in White October Sky Addams Family Values Penelope 150
Reposted by Samantha (Sam) MillsRobert Hill @vonotar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This column at Reactor has turned me on to SO MANY anthologies that I've fallen for short-form fiction all over again. I encourage anyone who follows me to go find some short stories to read. 0123
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 23/09/2026Hey you... you could have more weird stuff... or more Sam stuff... or both weird stuff and Sam stuff... if short fiction is what your heart desires :3 010
Reposted by Samantha (Sam) MillsLiana Brooks @lianabrooks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Writers used to be able to live comfortably off the sale of a short story or two a month. Authors like Terry Pratchett made enough money selling silly fantasy books in the 80's that they quit their day jobs. That doesn't happen any more. 9344109
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 22/09/2026Gosh it was this or Windows 95, I can't remember now. I do remember that upon acquiring dial-up internet, I immediately used it for its proper purpose: looking up facts about cheetahs 181
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 22/09/2026The toys especially drive me bonkers. My kids will want a completely ordinary toy, TO PLAY WITH, and then we can't find it because they've all been scooped up and tossed online for double the price. I'm not paying it! 020
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 22/09/2026Sweating a bit in advance over the copy edits I'm going to receive for the current project, because a character is losing her mind, and I just don't think you use commas and clauses properly when you're losing your mind 150
Reposted by Samantha (Sam) MillsFred Coppersmith @unrealfred.bsky.social · 22/09/2026youtu.beLeonard Nimoy The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins Full Album VersionYouTube video by Legends and Champions Podcast 0134
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 22/09/2026Happy Hobbit Day to those who celebrate 🙏static.klipy.comBilbo Baggins' Iconic Party SpeechAlt: Bilbo Baggins giving his party speech. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." 15445101
Reposted by Samantha (Sam) MillsCorey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026hmmm Sam Altman reminds me of a certain other dystopian business exec obsessed with the illegal procurement of Hugging Face 640789
Reposted by Samantha (Sam) MillsKeira Perkins @thatkeira.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Have you ever been at a concert where the music has transformed you to something else, something fierce and powerful? Remember that feeling. Hold it. Then imagine a man there that keeps grabbing you by the hips despite your “friendly” efforts to make him stop. You get to kill him in this poem. 0117
Reposted by Samantha (Sam) MillsMatt Simon @mattsimon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Khaw, Wise, Ha ... Undertow serving banger after banger ... buy their stuff! 074
Reposted by Samantha (Sam) MillsK.M. Veohongs @kmveohongs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026yes, I have been to the big in-person cons and yet somehow FoF has the BEST programming in terms of breadth and depth that I’ve ever seen. Please donate! 0104
Reposted by Samantha (Sam) MillsCislyn Smith @cislyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There's a long way to go before we reach our fundraising goals. Every single dollar helps, is meaningful, and goes to supporting great things - no fee contests for beginning professionals in writing and illustration, Con or Bust grants, and the convention itself. Help us keep doing cool things. <3 0912
Reposted by Samantha (Sam) MillsThomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 10/08/2025shitty little sentence that makes no sense but i just like the sound of it 328851
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 19/09/2026Regularly quote Dr Spaceman: Because everything about this is disgusting! 010
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 18/09/2026Ahaha I'm losing it. I get the unmitigated joy of explaining this to my husband later when he pops on the rerun, thank you for your service 🙏 0400
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 18/09/2026Imagine the Walken sex doll staring at you with ill-disguised disdain the whole time 1205
Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 18/09/2026I'm losing it over the one second silent voicemails. I have to listen for at least a second to find out that nope! It's nothing! And now I haven't clicked delete fast enough so I have to start over in the menu! Leave me alone!! 110