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@samn.uk
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🏳️‍🌈 , ginger, and 99% awkward. Curious with a soft spot for overthinking everything. Here to vibe nervously and anxiously. 🎮 SW-6234-8390-3529 🎾 📊 🍞 📷 Birmingham, UK✌️ www.instagram.com/samgram1592

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Sam @samn.uk · 21m
People who start teams meetings 5 mins early 🚮
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Sam @samn.uk · 2h
Lol. It’s probably just time we accept none of our data is safe anywhere as companies just don’t want to invest in cyber security until it’s too late.
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Sam @samn.uk · 04/10/2026
Wait, AJ from strictly is now on gb news? 🤣🤣🤣
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Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026
Now tell me why the beggy bots are reskeeting this?
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Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026
Vito dressed as woody is giving a lot of feelings...
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Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026
finishing off the sangria, hbu?
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Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026
Josh Widdicombe is doing a lot of 🤌 this week
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Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026
Yes I know it’s bad that it’s like this in October but the weather has been glorious today
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Sam @samn.uk · 02/10/2026
There is no humane way for the state to kill people.
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Sam @samn.uk · 02/10/2026
Hi 👋 the weekend is so close I can taste it
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Sam @samn.uk · 01/10/2026
I need Amol's level of delusion #TheTraitors
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Sam @samn.uk · 01/10/2026
what is going on between these two? 😂 #TheTraitors
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Sam @samn.uk · 01/10/2026
Now that's an entrance #TheTraitors
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Sam @samn.uk · 30/09/2026
I have a virtual card in monzo which I only use for Amazon (set it up as I’ve had problems with Amazon before). This morning I’ve woken up to an attempted transaction at a golf shop in Las Vegas 🙄
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Sam @samn.uk · 29/09/2026
I’m just a little bit in love with Mo #GBBO
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Sam @samn.uk · 28/09/2026
Always fascinated by people who keep their instagram location on for everyone. Is it just to add some spicy danger to your life?
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Sam @samn.uk · 28/09/2026
It’s Monday again I see.
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Sam @samn.uk · 27/09/2026
I ordered the new iPhone on release day and it’s still not arrived. Why do they never have enough ready to go
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Sam @samn.uk · 26/09/2026
The year is 2026 and I’ve just tested positive for Covid 😫
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🌱 @jasondotjpeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Horny but for friendship
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Sam @samn.uk · 26/09/2026
Hoping a Saturday morning bath will help fix me 🤞
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Sam @samn.uk · 26/09/2026
Drinking is not big and it’s not clever 🫩😅 morning everyone
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Sam @samn.uk · 25/09/2026
Hi Bluesky 🫡👋🍻
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Sam @samn.uk · 25/09/2026
The face of a man who’s just had a good drilling ⁽ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉⁿᵗᶦˢᵗ⁾
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Sam @samn.uk · 23/09/2026
Been to the ballet tonight (swan lake). Some notes: 1. The behaviour of people at these things is out of control 2. I’m not sure I get ballet but the dancing and music was nice 3. It was far too long with 3 intervals.
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Sam @samn.uk · 21/09/2026
Someone please go for me today
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Sam @samn.uk · 21/09/2026
Good morning. Today’s breakfast is coffee and paracetamol to get me through this cold 🤧 happy autumn! 🍂
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Sam @samn.uk · 20/09/2026
Currently boiling in the bath 🛁
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Sam @samn.uk · 20/09/2026
Morning Bluesky. Have woken up with the dreaded but expected sore throat 😫
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Sam @samn.uk · 18/09/2026
Everyone receiving their new iPhones and mine still says another 2 weeks 😫 I’m pretty sure the wifi is failing on my current one
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Sam @samn.uk · 16/09/2026
🏊‍♂️
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington
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Sam @samn.uk · 15/09/2026
Like I said, he’s always been a cunt. You can’t sit on the fence of a genocide. Tours like this would mean a lot to smaller acts. I hope they have all the success in the future
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
…This now means that all of Ed Sheeran's remaining opening acts — and his touring band — have just withdrawn from the tour:
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Sam @samn.uk · 15/09/2026
💇‍♂️
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Sam @samn.uk · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran has always been a cunt
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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Sam @samn.uk · 13/09/2026
Where has this weekend gone? 😫
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Sam @samn.uk · 13/09/2026
Is it ok to go for a run commando? 🏃‍♂️😅
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Sam @samn.uk · 12/09/2026
Someone take the mic away from Sheridan Smith 🙉
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Sam @samn.uk · 12/09/2026
I’ve been given a quote on car repairs of “between £300 and £1000”. Thanks for being so specific 🙄
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Sam @samn.uk · 12/09/2026
Anyone else having technical issues with the Apple pre order? 😅
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Everyone has a story of where they were on 9/11, but one thing unites them all. They are not that interesting.
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Sam @samn.uk · 09/09/2026
I was really hoping the would keep the orange colour for the iPhone pro max
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Sam @samn.uk · 09/09/2026
I seem to be the only one not sold on the iPhone duo 😅
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Sam @samn.uk · 08/09/2026
What do you mean my running club is doing a Jane McDonald themed run this week and I CANT GO!?
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Sam @samn.uk · 07/09/2026
He’s decided I’m not working today. I’m not mad about it.
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