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Sam

@samn.uk

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🏳️‍🌈 , ginger, and 99% awkward. Curious with a soft spot for overthinking everything. Here to vibe nervously and anxiously. 🎮 SW-6234-8390-3529 🎾 📊 🍞 📷 Birmingham, UK✌️ www.instagram.com/samgram1592

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Sam @samn.uk · 3h

😆😆😆

Sam @samn.uk · 3h

Same! Everyone has to be out of the kitchen when I'm in there

Sam @samn.uk · 4h

dementia is so weird. Just had a call with my nan which started with "grandad is in bed. I do miss him though." My grandad died two years ago which she knows because she misses him, but also she thinks he's upstairs in bed (I bloody hope he's not 😅)

Sam @samn.uk · 4h

I don't want to be perceived by anyone at work for any longer than I need to 😆

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Sam @samn.uk · 4h

Lucky you! Why can't the hackers take down teams?? 😆

Sam @samn.uk · 7h

I’d go harsher

Sam @samn.uk · 7h

I will always leave them waiting until the minute it starts 🙂‍↕️

Sam @samn.uk · 10h

People who start teams meetings 5 mins early 🚮

Sam @samn.uk · 12h

I can imagine it’s currently chaos in there. I certainly don’t envy them

Sam @samn.uk · 13h

Lol. It’s probably just time we accept none of our data is safe anywhere as companies just don’t want to invest in cyber security until it’s too late.

Sam @samn.uk · 04/10/2026

Wait, AJ from strictly is now on gb news? 🤣🤣🤣

Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026

he's just so beautiful

Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026

😭😭😭

Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026

😆 they're getting worse

Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026

can we not share? 🥺

Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026

Now tell me why the beggy bots are reskeeting this?

Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026

we're not fancy in this house

Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026

he can certainly have a friend in me

Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026

is there any other way to drink it?

Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026

Vito dressed as woody is giving a lot of feelings...

Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026

especially when it's come straight from Spain 🍷

Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026

finishing off the sangria, hbu?

Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026

Josh Widdicombe is doing a lot of 🤌 this week

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Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026

Yes I know it’s bad that it’s like this in October but the weather has been glorious today

Sam @samn.uk · 02/10/2026

There is no humane way for the state to kill people.

Sam @samn.uk · 02/10/2026

Hi 👋 the weekend is so close I can taste it

Sam @samn.uk · 01/10/2026

I need Amol's level of delusion #TheTraitors

Sam @samn.uk · 01/10/2026

what is going on between these two? 😂 #TheTraitors

Sam @samn.uk · 01/10/2026

Now that's an entrance #TheTraitors

Sam @samn.uk · 30/09/2026

I have a virtual card in monzo which I only use for Amazon (set it up as I’ve had problems with Amazon before). This morning I’ve woken up to an attempted transaction at a golf shop in Las Vegas 🙄

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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt

Sam @samn.uk · 29/09/2026

I’m just a little bit in love with Mo #GBBO

Sam @samn.uk · 28/09/2026

Always fascinated by people who keep their instagram location on for everyone. Is it just to add some spicy danger to your life?

Sam @samn.uk · 28/09/2026

Sign me up

Sam @samn.uk · 28/09/2026

We power through Dan 💪

Sam @samn.uk · 28/09/2026

I’m not sure I’m built for this life. I’d be much happier on a beach

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Sam @samn.uk · 28/09/2026

It’s never ending x

Sam @samn.uk · 28/09/2026

It’s Monday again I see.

Sam @samn.uk · 27/09/2026

Husband made up for shrinking the jumper then?

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Sam @samn.uk · 27/09/2026

I ordered the new iPhone on release day and it’s still not arrived. Why do they never have enough ready to go

Sam @samn.uk · 26/09/2026

I’ve had what I thought was just a cold all week, then my chest started hurting a bit yesterday and today my smell and taste are completely gone/warped 🥴

Sam @samn.uk · 26/09/2026

The year is 2026 and I’ve just tested positive for Covid 😫

Sam @samn.uk · 26/09/2026

I just assumed there wasn’t any rules on twitter now? 😅

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🌱 @jasondotjpeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Horny but for friendship

Sam @samn.uk · 26/09/2026

Sounds bliss

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Sam @samn.uk · 26/09/2026

Hoping a Saturday morning bath will help fix me 🤞

Sam @samn.uk · 26/09/2026

Too much alcohol 😅

Sam @samn.uk · 26/09/2026

Drinking is not big and it’s not clever 🫩😅 morning everyone

Sam @samn.uk · 26/09/2026

Morning Scott. Today is gonna be a tough one 😅

Sam @samn.uk · 26/09/2026

Bad decisions Mal. Drank far too much 😅