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Sam

@samn.uk
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🏳️‍🌈 , ginger, and 99% awkward. Curious with a soft spot for overthinking everything. Here to vibe nervously and anxiously. 🎮 SW-6234-8390-3529 🎾 📊 🍞 📷 Birmingham, UK✌️ www.instagram.com/samgram1592

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Sam @samn.uk · 5h
Lol. It’s probably just time we accept none of our data is safe anywhere as companies just don’t want to invest in cyber security until it’s too late.
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Sam @samn.uk · 03/10/2026
Now tell me why the beggy bots are reskeeting this?
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Sam @samn.uk · 02/10/2026
Hi 👋 the weekend is so close I can taste it
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Sam @samn.uk · 26/09/2026
The face of a man who desperately needs to get drilled ⁽ᴵ’ᵛᵉ ʰᵃᵈ ᶠᵃʳ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵗᵒ ᵈʳᶦⁿᵏ⁾
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Sam @samn.uk · 25/09/2026
The face of a man who’s just had a good drilling ⁽ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉⁿᵗᶦˢᵗ⁾
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Sam @samn.uk · 16/09/2026
🏊‍♂️
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Sam @samn.uk · 15/09/2026
💇‍♂️
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Sam @samn.uk · 13/09/2026
Did it anyway 😅
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Sam @samn.uk · 09/09/2026
I’ve found a similar picture online, this is exactly how it’s gone. Samsung are refusing to cover it under warranty because they’ve said on the edge of the fold there’s a tiny chip in the screen (so small you can’t even see it).
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Sam @samn.uk · 07/09/2026
He’s decided I’m not working today. I’m not mad about it.
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Sam @samn.uk · 05/09/2026
Morning Bluesky. Mom has gone away so spending the week at hers looking after this one
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Sam @samn.uk · 03/09/2026
Morning Bluesky. Don’t make me go to work please 🫩
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Sam @samn.uk · 02/09/2026
🪥✌️
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Sam @samn.uk · 30/08/2026
Chose the former, got caught in a thunderstorm and turned back, wish I’d just gone with the latter
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Sam @samn.uk · 26/08/2026
It’s a bit intense here tonight 😅
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Sam @samn.uk · 22/08/2026
Survived 🙌
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Sam @samn.uk · 22/08/2026
Going to have to do it because the media is completely insane.
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Sam @samn.uk · 19/08/2026
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Sam @samn.uk · 15/08/2026
How do I get the job driving these guys?
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Sam @samn.uk · 15/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky. I’m at the European athletics!
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Sam @samn.uk · 12/08/2026
Went cloudy for the 10 mins around maximum but managed to get these either side
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Sam @samn.uk · 12/08/2026
Don’t know about anyone else but I’m ready for the eclipse!
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Sam @samn.uk · 11/08/2026
Yeah sure
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Sam @samn.uk · 05/08/2026
Brought a new mattress a few weeks ago and decided to splash out on it as a family member was paying for it. It got delivered yesterday and I just want everyone to take a minute to see how thick it is. I had a great night sleep 😅
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Sam @samn.uk · 30/07/2026
I'm in the middle of a long flare up of whatever is going on and I'm just hoping it will calm soon. I'm just exhausted. I'll go back to barely posting nonsense now. have a picture of my dog sunbathing
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Sam @samn.uk · 30/07/2026
This was unwise but I guess I did it. Will probably not survive the train home.
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Sam @samn.uk · 29/07/2026
Did a swim 🏊‍♂️
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Sam @samn.uk · 29/07/2026
If I hear one more journalist ask if Burnham is going to call an election I’m going to lose it
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Sam @samn.uk · 29/07/2026
Pretty much!
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Sam @samn.uk · 28/07/2026
I have a problem.
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Sam @samn.uk · 27/07/2026
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Sam @samn.uk · 24/07/2026
Hiya
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Sam @samn.uk · 24/07/2026
35p which is still scandalous
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Sam @samn.uk · 18/07/2026
🐶 🍦
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Sam @samn.uk · 17/07/2026
Beach! 🏖️
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Sam @samn.uk · 15/07/2026
Hiya from Devon
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Sam @samn.uk · 14/07/2026
🤤
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Sam @samn.uk · 14/07/2026
Off to lunch ✌️
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Sam @samn.uk · 14/07/2026
Slept terribly, yet…
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Sam @samn.uk · 14/07/2026
I guess it kinda looks like a beach 🤷‍♂️
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Sam @samn.uk · 13/07/2026
I’ve given myself a kick up the arse and finally got back into swimming. Question for any swimmers though, have you got any recommendations for goggles? My old ones are knackered now
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Sam @samn.uk · 06/07/2026
Checked the doorbell and looks like someone is definitely calling in sick this morning
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Sam @samn.uk · 05/07/2026
I guess! They only stop to nest!
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Sam @samn.uk · 26/06/2026
Had an evening booking some things 🎟️
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Sam @samn.uk · 25/06/2026
Little visitor to the garden tonight 🐸
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Sam @samn.uk · 25/06/2026
It’s our girls 11th birthday 🥹
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Sam @samn.uk · 24/06/2026
The tabard has made an appearance
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Sam @samn.uk · 24/06/2026
Current position
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Sam @samn.uk · 22/06/2026
Hi 👋
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Sam @samn.uk · 22/06/2026
I just simply can’t.
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