Samantha @sammiekate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You ever write so hard you catch a cramp? I’m trying to finish this journal article and this Charley horse bulged out of my leg and I screamed so loud I damn near woke up my entire family. 110
Samantha @sammiekate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Before there was social media, there was the Foley Onlooker. I’m just using my library access to read about my socialite great grandmother and all her business. 010
Samantha @sammiekate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Maaaaaaan that dude and I are both in lower Alabama, he better stay the hell up out of my swamp 050
Reposted by SamanthaOlivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him. 18181461774
Reposted by Samanthageoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no 413186772
Reposted by SamanthaMichael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026dlvr.itMedia’s Little White Lie: There’s No Such Thing As an ‘Evangelical Christian’How evangelical Christianity became part of the biggest myth in American media. 413332
Reposted by SamanthaThe Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every single person who has interviewed me knows that this is me. 4936
Reposted by SamanthaPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze. 841995162
Reposted by SamanthaMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 30/09/2026"For too long, words were not prompts typed with fingers to create life-affirming stim. They were stacked in tiring rows like this. Clumped together, they were called 'sentences.' Many sentences make a paragraph. And a book is just hundreds of paragraphs that seem to never stop." buff.ly/oZe8zx4buff.lyHow to Read Good or Maybe Great“First, accept how fun reading isn’t. Words do not blast stim at the rate we enjoy today. Words are old, older than TikTok. Back then, a human would read, ‘F... 15622
Reposted by SamanthaViola Smart @smartvpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There's gotta be a top down order to stop texting purchased lists because it doesn't matter if your candidate uses the data or sold it, the whole party stinks of constant text spam. Surveillance and data privacy could be winning issues for Democrats but not if they sell our info to other campaigns. 171
Reposted by Samanthamerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone 112400366
Reposted by SamanthaLady D @ladydisdain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don’t understand why fraternities weren’t abolished years ago. This is not new. On second thought, this is exactly where many of the Epstein Class get their start. 764134
Reposted by SamanthaMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026those same things that would have repelled most others, they were the very magnets that thus drew me 114052
Samantha @sammiekate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just remembered that I know how to swamp holler and demonstrated this to @teamsenator.bsky.social and he was sore afraid 110
Reposted by SamanthaErin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One reason to learn about things outside your major is so that you have something to talk about with people at parties and on dates. No amount of money will make up for you being a crushing bore. History majors learn this early but I guess it takes other people longer. 27991108
Reposted by SamanthaPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Feminism has been a net positive. Period. Let's move along. 847350
Reposted by SamanthaMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2026"To stop the WALL OF SHIT LAVA from WRECKING YOUR HOUSE AND BICYCLE, you will actually need to purchase the SHIT DAM, which is SOLD SEPARATELY." buff.ly/giIjvinbuff.lyWe Must Create the Shit Machine“For as long as humans have created SHIT with our BODIES AND BUTTS, we have been asking this FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION: What if there were a COMPUTER that could A... 04212
Samantha @sammiekate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Doug says the Vol needs to grow up and become a Bama fan 💀 000
Reposted by SamanthaCongresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov · 27/09/2026Hands off our press. Hands off our bodies. Hands off our museums. Hands off our healthcare. Hands off our democracy. Hands off our immigrant neighbors. Donald Trump is attacking everyone & everything EXCEPT the cost of living. 821656
Samantha @sammiekate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Where is TI?! people.com/t-i-says-he-...people.comT.I. Says He Talked Creed's Scott Stapp From Jumping Off a Hotel BalconyT.I. confirmed on the 'Still 400 — The Mannie & Juvie Show' on Wednesday, Feb. 4, that he helped talk Creed frontman Scott Stapp from jumping off a Miami hotel balcony in 2006. 000
Reposted by SamanthaBolts @boltsmag.org · 26/09/2026“Technology is advancing at a pace that can be difficult for our legal and judicial systems to keep up with,” said Jefferson County Sheriff Mac McNeill. In August, he said he would remove Flock cameras from county roads.boltsmag.orgA Rural Florida County Quietly Built a Flock Camera Network. Now It's Dismantling It. - BoltsThe local sheriff ended his county’s Flock partnership, just hours after Governor Ron DeSantis ditched the technology. They’re part of a growing group of GOP leaders turning against Flock. 625167
Reposted by SamanthaK.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026the fascists want you to be tired and world weary and punchy and constantly thinking about them and their machinations and one of the best things people can do is simply not pay these fuckers any mind for a few hours, and yes that includes not always reading about how to beat them 1152
Reposted by SamanthaTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Please try to reclaim your precious precious attention, at all costs. Do puzzles. Take walks without a phone. Dear god, try to read, almost anything that isn’t a manifesto will really do. You are going to need your brain. 52533662
Samantha @sammiekate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just made the vol take a fireball shot out of a Don’t Mess With Texas shot glass, roll tide 010
Reposted by SamanthaMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026“It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.” buff.ly/pykYN6fbuff.lyIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 915846
Reposted by SamanthaAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Michigan. Thanks to Donald Trump’s outrageous war in Iran, cosigned by Mike Rogers. 771864592
Reposted by SamanthaHATUNA MAKANA @dayoftheweek.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026People are financing groceries. People are financing groceries. People are financing groceries. People are financing groceries. People are financing groceries. PEOPLE ARE FINANCING GROCERIES!!! 722995
Reposted by SamanthaMother Jones @motherjones.com · 23/09/2026Right-wing commentators were quick to make the connection: that “woke,” feminine, or nonbinary people can’t be trusted in their warnings on AI. “There is no committee or regulatory body with a ‘they/them’ that will make any good decisions,” far-right activist Chris Rufo declared.motherjones.comThe Trump administration’s hard-on for AI, explained“No dooming. America will be AI DOMINANT!” 910642
Samantha @sammiekate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Making all my friends go to Walt Whitman’s tomb with me at #NCTE 110
Samantha @sammiekate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I forgot David Letterman is from Indiana. Further proof that it’s not real. 000
Reposted by Samanthaashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 20/09/2026come to america, do it all the legal way, and then have ICE shoot you through your back window as they try to execute an extrajudicial arrest 2525112