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I've lost control over what grows in the garden of my mind

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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Somewhere out there is an overzealous teen with a passion for tap dancing saying to themselves, "I'm gonna be the one that brings tap dancing to the mainstream!"
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good morning to my favorite napkin
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The last three episodes were INTENSE
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They are just the cutest
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dude this site is a daily check in once the season starts. I think I still have screenshots of the Hurricane Matthew uturn projections lolol
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm Latine and Asian however if we want to do the "blood quantum" shit the white that I have is patrilineal Ashkenazi. It's a weird liminal space indeed.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You never really hear panicked stories about cops being exposed to fentanyl anymore. Almost like it was a completely fake crisis invented by law enforcement and perpetuated by the media while Biden was in office.
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I commissioned a gift for my partner from Shafer and we still cherish it years later! In addition to the piece, Shafer was professional and provided feedback on how to make it more dynamic. It felt like Shafer wanted us to really enjoy the piece and we do! This review is unsolicited but sincere!
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Be careful ! You're about to be an asset creator for manhwas if you keep this up! Great work!
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Great concept and execution!
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Highly recommend commissioning Shafer Brown! Excellent on both fronts: the work and to work with!
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
acquaintances tell me I worry too much about things they feel will not affect me. I think it boils down to me thinking the exact opposite of them. they believe it can never happen to them or people they know. I think anything that's happened to anyone in this country can happen to me and my family.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
paying $8 a month for an AI service so you can ignore and yell at its answers
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Have you considered the sign is *for* the alligators?
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
People who say "there's only 150 real Pokemon" have a massive ego and the correct phrase should be "I loved it when I was a kid but didn't continue"
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Beautiful!!
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Fucking thank you!!
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The new co opted religious symbol is the cross. They took the Hindu symbol the first time and now they have the cross.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I gotta find a cliff face and carve WE REALLY DID THIS BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T SEXY LADIES IN THE BURGER ADDS AND GIRLS STARTED PLAYING VIDEO GAMES I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S WHAT HAPPENED in letters ten feet tall because no historian is going to believe it.
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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Cancer vaccines in progress are mRNA vaccines, fyi.
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
*a little tribal
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Cant speak for op but I think bc everyone is a tribal to some extent. There's a handful of articles where people are proud to never have seen an episode of GoT or a Star Wars movie. By identifying that you arent going to gab about a pop culture topic it allows others who feel similar to engage. 🤷‍♀️
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I was on a break from work so I may have delayed responses for the rest of the day
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Then how was the Yom Kippur War the catalyst for it all? www.britannica.com/event/Arab-o...
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Arab oil embargo | History, Cause, Impact, & Definition | Britannica
Arab oil embargo, temporary cessation of oil shipments from the Middle East to the United States, the Netherlands, and others in 1973–74, in retaliation for their support of Israel during the Yom Kipp...
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I did that in the screenshot post.
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
This is a spinning in circles comment bc you don't want to actually engage with me. You want to "win" and that's why you screenshot me. I could have totally remembered wrong from my history classes and would have corrected myself if this was as an actual discussion. You saw Israel and shit the bed.
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
At least tag me when you want to pretend like it's some psyops. 😂😂😂 Libertarians ☕
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
What resistance and how did I blame Jews? 😭 As a Chanukah celebrater myself it's such a knee jerk reaction for any hint of negativity to Israel. I never said anything Israel did. I said it was an Iranian reaction for supporting Israel. Y'all need to stop using antisemitism as this weird shield for 🇮🇱
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Richard Nixon sends aid to Israel prompting Iran to restrict oil to the USA and it's Carter's fault (this also affected Ford's presidency)
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Any remnants are found as a line item on the rainbow "we believe in kindness" signs.
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Great, another piece of evidence that "fetishes are inherited" 😂😂😂😂
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
My godmother is Hungarian and her mother used to make this for us! I am dying to try the recipe! Thank you!!
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I love your kitchen!
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Social media sounds exhausting for some of you what with your constant tapping the signs, offering daily reminders and checking off your bingo cards
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Friendly reminder: wash those disposable pans before you cook in them! And def don't leave the paper glue on it!
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This is an excellent post
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Drew T @dtipson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
extremely decent people have to be insanely polite to gross bullies and bigots who never face any consequences or do any self-reflection, we've decided
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
This is an excellent article
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Very tragic story. My main thing is why name where a 3 and 5 year old who just lost their parents go to school? Like what did that add to the story other than a potential for someone to stalk these kids for their true crime podcast or worse.
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Anywho don't be sad be angry and use it to put the work in. At least sign up for some community telephoning act.aclu.org/a/join-our-v...
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Take action, join our fight for rights and freedom
Take action with ACLU People Power!
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
The libs that punched on me for being a leftist who critically voted for Kamala, maybe you should have been punching the Dems to take Michigan seriously instead. Someone on here literally told me "see how the Right will treat you." Well now the Right will treat all of us bc of your smugness.
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
My coworkers asked me about their horoscope one time. I said as Pisces they tend to be emotional. They were like yeah thats so wrong to which I replied, "Anger is an emotion" Both of their faces changed and went ohhh. I know this sounds like a everyone stood up and clapped moment but it is real. 😂
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
And they called masking wearing stupid 😂
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of garfield holding a knife and fork with the paws logo in the corner
ALT: a cartoon of garfield holding a knife and fork with the paws logo in the corner
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I get a good amount of furry content as a non furry bc... I dont actively hate on them? They are people living their lives, create/commission tons of art, and do their thing. I don't personally want to participate but I'm not going to yuck anyone's yum either.
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Council Estate Media @councilestatemedia.uk · 31/10/2024
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Shrimp LOL Mein @sammerstein.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
How is canvassing helping people move
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