Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 21hI want “I'm glad I don't have a Broadway voice - it's more like Beyoncé” tattooed on my arm AND engraved on my tombstone. #RHOSLC ❄️ 090 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Same, but it’s just been soooo long. they were two of my favorites and just morphed into terrible people 000 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 15/10/2026“Justin raised me,” hit me as what we pretend to ignore, as a society, regarding age gap relationships. Ick. #RHOSLC ❄️ 0120 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I’m a Bronwyn apologist and I have no clue why. Haha I’d like to throw Erika and Kyle from #RHOBH into the running 150 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Sober from alcohol for 2.5 years 🖤 hello, sober sister. I see you, and I’m proud of you. 🥰 110 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 10/10/2026RIP Robert Jr. 💔 I’m just now starting this season of #RHOSLC ❄️ Addiction seeks to kill, steal and destroy. Alcoholics/addicts are not bad people trying to be good- they’re sick people trying to get well. 170 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Lisa Barlow, Luann and Teresa are a level of delusional that creates magic. 010 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Okay, who else would love to see a Whitney 🌹/Bronwyn relationship? They have great chemistry, so maybe they should just date. 🤣 #RHOSLC ❄️ 010 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why was Patrick Clancy Jim-ing the camera the entire 60 Minutes interview? This entire case is devastating, and I have my own conspiracy theories, but I can’t get past him doing the deadpan Jim. #60Minutes #TheOffice 020 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Lisa Barlow, Teresa Giudice and Luann de Lesseps are all together at the same place, at the same time. The level of delusion in this one spot could honestly cause a glitch in the matrix. It’s beautiful. #RHUGT #RHOSLC #RHONJ #RHONY 0111 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Let’s put aside Danny’s misogyny, predatory behavior and drinking problem - can you imagine having to deal with his “characters” and cringy sense of humor? #TheValley 350 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 09/09/2026religion to accept this behavior. As someone who was in an abusive relationship, it was easier for me to blame other people and take his side bc if I didn’t……. My life was a living nightmare. She’s stuck until the kids are a little older. 000 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ugh. He’s such a repulsive example of an evangelical white man. Everyone is coming for Nia, but I kind of have a lot of sympathy/empathy for her. Everyone is like, “get out! Stop defending him!” It’s not that simple for her. She has 4 little babies with him, and she’s been programmed by her… 100 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 29/08/2026And she hasn’t seen Briana in person in like years!!! 120 0
Reposted by Jesus Jugs𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is what a real leader says. 316242345721 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 26/08/2026That scene gave me the ick. Even Icky Vicki should know better than to come for someone’s parenting. Mothers can never win — if you stay home you’re not empowered, if you work a lot you’re abandoning your kids. And Vicki really showed her boomer. #RHOC 🍊 150 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 23/08/2026She’s been called the Regina George of babies. Lol 010 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I came back and my mom wouldn’t make eye contact 🤦🏻♀️ 110 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Why would my mom do this? I left for less than an hour. Holly is seeking reparations for this hack job; fingers crossed that we won’t need to get the courts involved. 320 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Danny is 1000% the guy who tries to push for intercourse a week after childbirth, which ends with his wife hemorrhaging. He’s also totally the guy who “jokingly” mentions the “husband stitch” to the doctor if Nia tears during birth. #TheValley 040 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 17/08/2026People’s will to live is entirely too high in zombie movies/books. Like- no more air conditioning, selfies or real housewives??? No thanks. 🧟♀️ 000 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 12/08/2026What’s even happening on Orange County? Like… there’s a Dior bag, a vibrator and a Debbie Downer. Oh! And Emily’s droopy frown! #RHOC 🍊 011 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 09/08/2026It reminds me of that episode of Modern Family where Jay needs hearing aids and Gloria needs glasses, but they’re both too vain to commit to the devices. “I won't be able to hear her, she won't be able to see me. We'll be together forever." 110 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Garth, is that you? Please I just want my mom returned safely. WHERE ARE THE BODIES? 010 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I think I’m taking Tom Segura and Christina P’s divorce harder than their actual children. 😪😭😢 #ymh #yourmomshouse 110 0
Reposted by Jesus JugsDrew @drewofborg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Danny looks like he got shrunk in the wash. #TheValley 2201 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Okay! I finally figured out who Danny Darko reminds me of. Remember Sarah — the girl who ate the bow off Fancy Pants’ cake? Her!!! #TheValley #RHOC 010 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 01/08/2026As a mom of a three and one-year-old, I need to hear these crazy suggestions lol 140 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 31/07/2026And trying to hold them to some kind of morality clause. These aren’t role models, we’re watching for drama 110 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Oooo are you a redditor? You’ll really see some unhinged takes on very normal situations. “AITA for breaking up with my gf for cheating me?” Obviously not the asshole, but the comments will be like, “NTA! You should kill her, and her entire family!” Wild stuff. 120 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I’ve had a booger on my shoulder all morning. Being a SAHM is glamorous af.static.klipy.comReal Housewives HousewivesALT: Real Housewives Housewives 000 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Helen of Troy was in my sorority, so you need to do some fact checking. 010 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 28/07/2026When someone asks me how I’m doing in July (SAD if lovely btw) #RHONY 🍎static.klipy.comDorinda Medley Not WellALT: Dorinda Medley Not Well 021 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Is #inthecity worth watching? I got so bored with #summerhouse 200 0
Reposted by Jesus Jugsderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026watched the odyssey last night. film ruined by everyone speaking english instead of ancient greek. 663182671587 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 23/07/2026According to #TheValley cast, 35 is the new 15 when it comes to fatherhood. Weird, because my parents were 20 when I was born and nobody batted an eye. Luke needs to get a grip. 061 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Nothing. Bc the USA doesn’t believe in a functioning healthcare system. 🖤 #LoveIslandUSA 020 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I’ve always found him annoying, but this season is showing the evangelical misogynist he really is. 020 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I absolutely despise this Peter Pocket mother f*cker. #TheValley 181 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Have you seen her and Melissa’s wedding pics? STUNNING. They both looked incredible, but the old Hollywood waves Jasmine had were so flattering. 120 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Had to literally sneak out the back door for a grocery run last night. My toddler spotted my purse, got suspicious, and proceeded to stalk me while standing guard at the garage door. So that’s the stage of life I’m in right now. 🤦🏻♀️ 000 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 15/07/2026RIP Archie Storms-Beador, he was the best boy. 😔🪦🥀 He was my favorite real housewife across all franchises. #RHOC 🍊 0100 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I had this exact same thought!!! I’m not sure who is worse, OC or BH. 010 0
