Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why was Patrick Clancy Jim-ing the camera the entire 60 Minutes interview? This entire case is devastating, and I have my own conspiracy theories, but I can’t get past him doing the deadpan Jim. #60Minutes #TheOffice 020 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Lisa Barlow, Teresa Giudice and Luann de Lesseps are all together at the same place, at the same time. The level of delusion in this one spot could honestly cause a glitch in the matrix. It’s beautiful. #RHUGT #RHOSLC #RHONJ #RHONY 0111 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Let’s put aside Danny’s misogyny, predatory behavior and drinking problem - can you imagine having to deal with his “characters” and cringy sense of humor? #TheValley 350 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Why would my mom do this? I left for less than an hour. Holly is seeking reparations for this hack job; fingers crossed that we won’t need to get the courts involved. 320 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Danny is 1000% the guy who tries to push for intercourse a week after childbirth, which ends with his wife hemorrhaging. He’s also totally the guy who “jokingly” mentions the “husband stitch” to the doctor if Nia tears during birth. #TheValley 040 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Okay! I finally figured out who Danny Darko reminds me of. Remember Sarah — the girl who ate the bow off Fancy Pants’ cake? Her!!! #TheValley #RHOC 010 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I absolutely despise this Peter Pocket mother f*cker. #TheValley 181 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 15/07/2026RIP Archie Storms-Beador, he was the best boy. 😔🪦🥀 He was my favorite real housewife across all franchises. #RHOC 🍊 0100 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Rulla’s husband, Brian, gives massive Louis from #RHONJ vibes {not a compliment}. #RHORI 1131 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 29/06/2026…what in the Prison Mike…? The worst thing about the #RHORI reunion was the dementors! 250 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 25/06/2026“Your huzzband is a slut!” #RHORI Peak tv that distracts me from the fact that we live in a dystopian universe. Bravo, Bravo tv! 👏👏👏🎬 2121 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Holly's new Real Housewives tagline is, “She doesn’t take a seat at the table, she stands on it!” #RHORI #RHOA #RHOBH #RHONJ #RHOP #RHOC #RHONY #RHOSLC 060 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 06/06/2026My kids are blue-eyed and have fair hair… I wonder if people ever believe I’m the nanny. (And this is my hair lighter than usual) 130 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Did Schwartz say Kiana had a “rapish wit” instead of “rakish wit?” 🤔🤦🏻♀️ Or was he misquoting Dumb and Dumber’s “rapist wit” joke? #TheValley 020 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 25/04/2026If I have to hear about KFC’s effing sparkle one more season… also, her “Hyuck, Hyuck, Hyuck,” triggers a visceral reaction in me. #TheValley #VanderpumpRules 0110 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 21/04/2026My one-year-old runs like the kids in Weapons. 000 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Me to all of the women in relationships on #TheValley 0191 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 17/04/2026This is the third night in a row I’ve awoken at 1:30am… and my baby has been up since 4am. 000 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Imagine getting friendzoned by any of these men. I almost feel bad for Salley, almost. Sometimes pick-me’s don’t get picked. #SouthernCharm 🤷🏻♀️ 051 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 13/04/2026There's no audio, just subtitles, because I have headphones on, but this scene is art - hang it in the Louvre. #SouthernCharm 150 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 29/03/2026“It feels really juvenile and really mean.” -Kyle Girl, that’s your entire personality. #RHOBH 💎 1220 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 10/03/2026This is a deep dive, but I’ve been rewatching #RHOBH Okay, the scene where Erika and Diana were discussing Kathy Hilton’s racist rant and Diana starts saying “quack, quack,” about Lisa Rinna running away from Crystal’s party… Erika: do you mean a chicken? #arresteddevelopment 020 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 25/02/2026They’ve invoked squatter’s rights 🙄 What is the legal eviction process? #legaladvice 110 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Her real housewives tagline would be, "I may have just been born, but I wasn't born yesterday." #rhobh #rhop #rhoslc 060 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I'm here without you baby But you're still on my lonely mind I think about you baby And I dream about you all the time 000 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I heard Lisa Rinna’s screechy little voice yelling, “Own it! Own it! Own it!” #RHOSLC ❄️ #RHOBH 💎 0110 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 30/12/2025My New Year’s resolution this year is that my resolution won’t be about losing weight for once. I don’t need to lose weight. I need to work on my eating disorder, so my kids don’t inherit my demons. 020 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 18/12/2025The new #VanderpumpRules cast will never reach this level of fashion and style 🤣 Also, has anyone checked on Scheana since the new show aired? She is not okay lol 020 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Apologies for the low quality, but she’s a low quality woman. 100 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Erika’s unwarranted Hardee’s commercial “washing” her car was the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen… and I’ve watched a homeschooled church boy aggressively make out with his wife at someone else’s wedding. #RHOBH 💎 140 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I have glam everywhere I go too, just like Lisa Barlow. She’s currently doing my lashes (pulling them out - she knows fashion). #RHOSLC ❄️ 130 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Oh my god oh my god. The Church of Satan has entered the chat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RHOSLC ❄️ 010 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 20/11/2025My cat sits on the baby monitor in the morning bc she thinks I won’t know the baby is crying that way. 🤦🏻♀️ Mornings used to be “our time.” 020 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I’ve never wanted to cyber bully anyone as much as this man in my entire life. Can anyone find his number so I can prank call him? Thanks. (It brings me immense satisfaction that Jared Osmond doesn’t show up in any gif options) #RHOSLC ❄️ 050 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Me gluing on my $8 Kiss press-on nails gives #RHOP 060 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I’m pretty sure even red-light district workers wear regular clothes when walking around the city during everyday life…what are these women wearing? It’s tragic. #rhoc 🍊 360 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Hahahahahahahahahahha I love videos like this…. What??? Not Mel Gibson! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 000 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I want to put a muzzle on Muzzy. #rhoslc ❄️ If you thought Mama Joyce was bad on #rhoa 🍑… 000 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 11/10/2025She keeps declaring she’s quitting, but never follows through. Don’t threaten me with a good time! #rhoc 🍊 140 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I’m trying really hard not to judge Emily as a mom…but… Bruh, how do you not know your kid is the 4th grade equivalent of Jordan Catalano? 😲 #rhoc 🍊 260 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I can’t believe Jesus Jugs and Johnny J actually went through with it! I thought their entire relationship was just to get under Shannon’s skin. Also, this People spread must be so hard on John bc of how much he values his privacy/s. 🙄 #rhoc 🍊 6131 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I just printed out a copy of my student loans from the government website and wrote “PAID IN FULL” in red marker. I’m a genius. #rhoslc ❄️ 0317 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Tamra started this all by coming after Gretchers for Bass Lake and then Gretchers came after Tamra for cheating with Eddie… this is 12 years in the making! #rhoc 010 0
