Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 20hI want “I'm glad I don't have a Broadway voice - it's more like Beyoncé” tattooed on my arm AND engraved on my tombstone. #RHOSLC ❄️ 090 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 15/10/2026“Justin raised me,” hit me as what we pretend to ignore, as a society, regarding age gap relationships. Ick. #RHOSLC ❄️ 0120 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 10/10/2026RIP Robert Jr. 💔 I’m just now starting this season of #RHOSLC ❄️ Addiction seeks to kill, steal and destroy. Alcoholics/addicts are not bad people trying to be good- they’re sick people trying to get well. 170 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Okay, who else would love to see a Whitney 🌹/Bronwyn relationship? They have great chemistry, so maybe they should just date. 🤣 #RHOSLC ❄️ 010 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why was Patrick Clancy Jim-ing the camera the entire 60 Minutes interview? This entire case is devastating, and I have my own conspiracy theories, but I can’t get past him doing the deadpan Jim. #60Minutes #TheOffice 020 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Lisa Barlow, Teresa Giudice and Luann de Lesseps are all together at the same place, at the same time. The level of delusion in this one spot could honestly cause a glitch in the matrix. It’s beautiful. #RHUGT #RHOSLC #RHONJ #RHONY 0111 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Let’s put aside Danny’s misogyny, predatory behavior and drinking problem - can you imagine having to deal with his “characters” and cringy sense of humor? #TheValley 350 0
Reposted by Jesus Jugs𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is what a real leader says. 316242345721 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 26/08/2026That scene gave me the ick. Even Icky Vicki should know better than to come for someone’s parenting. Mothers can never win — if you stay home you’re not empowered, if you work a lot you’re abandoning your kids. And Vicki really showed her boomer. #RHOC 🍊 150 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Why would my mom do this? I left for less than an hour. Holly is seeking reparations for this hack job; fingers crossed that we won’t need to get the courts involved. 320 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Danny is 1000% the guy who tries to push for intercourse a week after childbirth, which ends with his wife hemorrhaging. He’s also totally the guy who “jokingly” mentions the “husband stitch” to the doctor if Nia tears during birth. #TheValley 040 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 17/08/2026People’s will to live is entirely too high in zombie movies/books. Like- no more air conditioning, selfies or real housewives??? No thanks. 🧟♀️ 000 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 12/08/2026What’s even happening on Orange County? Like… there’s a Dior bag, a vibrator and a Debbie Downer. Oh! And Emily’s droopy frown! #RHOC 🍊 011 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I think I’m taking Tom Segura and Christina P’s divorce harder than their actual children. 😪😭😢 #ymh #yourmomshouse 110 0
Reposted by Jesus JugsDrew @drewofborg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Danny looks like he got shrunk in the wash. #TheValley 2201 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Okay! I finally figured out who Danny Darko reminds me of. Remember Sarah — the girl who ate the bow off Fancy Pants’ cake? Her!!! #TheValley #RHOC 010 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I’ve had a booger on my shoulder all morning. Being a SAHM is glamorous af.static.klipy.comReal Housewives HousewivesALT: Real Housewives Housewives 000 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 28/07/2026When someone asks me how I’m doing in July (SAD if lovely btw) #RHONY 🍎static.klipy.comDorinda Medley Not WellALT: Dorinda Medley Not Well 021 0
Reposted by Jesus Jugsderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026watched the odyssey last night. film ruined by everyone speaking english instead of ancient greek. 663182671587 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 23/07/2026According to #TheValley cast, 35 is the new 15 when it comes to fatherhood. Weird, because my parents were 20 when I was born and nobody batted an eye. Luke needs to get a grip. 061 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Nothing. Bc the USA doesn’t believe in a functioning healthcare system. 🖤 #LoveIslandUSA 020 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I absolutely despise this Peter Pocket mother f*cker. #TheValley 181 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Had to literally sneak out the back door for a grocery run last night. My toddler spotted my purse, got suspicious, and proceeded to stalk me while standing guard at the garage door. So that’s the stage of life I’m in right now. 🤦🏻♀️ 000 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 15/07/2026RIP Archie Storms-Beador, he was the best boy. 😔🪦🥀 He was my favorite real housewife across all franchises. #RHOC 🍊 0100 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 15/07/2026So I saw the news that Tom and Christina P are getting divorced. I’m actually taking it very personally. i’ve listened to #yourmomshouse for over 7 years now. My husband (then bf) introduced it to me on our first trip to Colorado. Maybe that’s the root cause of my sadness? #ymh #goodmorningjulia 010 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It’s a tie between Vicki 🍊, Erika Jayne 💎, Emily Simpson 🍊, Tamra Judge 🍊, and Ramona Singer 🍎 Lots of hate for #RHOC I’m realizing lol #RHOC #RHOBH #RHONY 090 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I haven’t had the emotional fortitude to start S20 of #RHOC 🍊yet. My first thought, though, is to wonder who they’re going to bully this season. I know it’ll be Jennifer, but I’m not so secretly hoping it’s Emily. I despise that racist B.static.klipy.comVicki Gunvalson on Family Van Logic - RHOCALT: Vicki Gunvalson on Family Van Logic - RHOC 150 0
Reposted by Jesus Jugskristin (bravo & mid life crisis) @legutz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I can’t believe I’ve been watching this shit for twenty years #rhoc 3173 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 03/07/2026SAVE THE HEATHENS, HILARY FAYE #TheValley #Saved 010 0
Reposted by Jesus JugsRealHousewivesRanked! @rankedreal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Hereditary (2018) #TheValley 1173 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Why is everyone on Jo-Ellen’s case about her investigative prowess when Brian was the one who “screwed” (teehee) up? I essentially become Olivia Benson anytime I notice someone posting vague stories about trust or deserving the best on IG and selfies instead of family pics lol #RHORI #SVUstatic.klipy.comArrest The Son Of A Bitch Arrest HimALT: Arrest The Son Of A Bitch Arrest Him 080 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Rulla’s husband, Brian, gives massive Louis from #RHONJ vibes {not a compliment}. #RHORI 1131 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 29/06/2026…what in the Prison Mike…? The worst thing about the #RHORI reunion was the dementors! 250 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I believe Danny also has a problem with drinking, but Kentucky Muffin is the last person who should comment on another’s consumption of alcohol. 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ #TheValley 0100 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 26/06/2026OMG! Kentucky Fried (slightly smaller now) Titties was so in on the takedown of Danny & Nia last season. Danny is a horrible person, but Brit's issue is that she's jealous of Nia. Brit also has a massive drinking problem, so it doesn't sit right with me her coming after Danny's drinking. #TheValley 170 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 25/06/2026“Your huzzband is a slut!” #RHORI Peak tv that distracts me from the fact that we live in a dystopian universe. Bravo, Bravo tv! 👏👏👏🎬 2121 0
Reposted by Jesus Jugspizzadrone @pizzadrone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I hate to be cynical but Kelsey claiming that a faculty member sleeping with a student would be “heavily investigated” just kind of emphasizes that she never went to college. #RHORI 2303 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Holly's new Real Housewives tagline is, “She doesn’t take a seat at the table, she stands on it!” #RHORI #RHOA #RHOBH #RHONJ #RHOP #RHOC #RHONY #RHOSLC 060 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I'll grab a megaphone & head to Kelsey's place (which she doesn't own) and shriek, “You're so jealous of Rosie, it's practically comical. She's an adult with a house, a career, a husband, and she's stunning. Meanwhile, Miss Slam Pig USA shouldn’t have worn a green evening gown to the finals.” #RHORI 230 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Jesse and I are one and the same. Decline, decline, decline! #TheValley 010 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Of course Jesse’s card was declined, but I thought the show covered cast trips. 🤔 #TheValley 120 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I’m finally caught up on #TheValley Michelle has seemed more human and vulnerable this season. Her discussion with Jesse, when she said, “I see the way you treat Lacey. You never treated me that way. Hence, why I had to leave you.” 1120 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Brian Walshe’s search history before reporting his wife missing 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️: 4:52 am: Best way to dispose of a body 4:55 am: How long before a body starts to smell 9:33 am: How long does DNA last 9:35 am: Can ID be made on partial human remains 11:50 am: Can I use bleach to clean my floors from blood stains 000 0
Reposted by Jesus JugsRealHousewivesRanked! @rankedreal.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I know he was thinking about missing his quiz. #RHORI 0121 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Why would Danny’s MIL take care of him post vasectomy…? What in the manchild????? #TheValleystatic.klipy.comSabrina Carpenter: Tastevicious Tastesab SceneALT: Sabrina Carpenter: Tastevicious Tastesab Scene 1131 0
Jesus Jugs @samlongsuffering.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Ugh. Brian calling Jo-Ellen “Hoe-Ellen” is 🥘🍳🖤 (the pot calling the kettle black). He’s repulsive. #RHORI 150 0
