Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on Bluesky.static.klipy.comShaun of the Dead: Simon Pegg Jumps FenceALT: Shaun of the Dead: Simon Pegg Jumps Fence 000
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comAlan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know'ALT: Alan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know' 000
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comScroggin Hunt For The Wilder PeopleALT: Scroggin Hunt For The Wilder People 000
Reposted by Sam ToyLuke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all 7359802001
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Much to Earth Wind & Fire’s chagrin, I forgot the 21st of September. 000
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The age old questions: Is the crow enormous? Or is the dinosaur far away (and able to jump to tremendous heights)? 000
Reposted by Sam ToyWashington State Dept of Natural Resources @wadnr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Please stop flying your personal drones over wildfires. They can ground or collide with our firefighting aircraft, disrupting time critical firefighting and threatening people’s homes. Your photos are not worth someone’s home. If you fly, we can’t. 5588287
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Did somebody call 9-1-holy shit?!static.klipy.comAmerica!ALT: America! 000
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 29/07/2026"I hope Andy and his brother are extradited to the UK. I hope Wormwood Scrubs prison is as bad as they say. I hope they are repeatedly tortured, maimed and disfigured beyond all recognition. I hope..." 000
Reposted by Sam ToyAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026"The newly appointed Minister for AI is expected to meet with the Minister for NFTs, Lord Blockchain and the Secretary of State for Pogs this afternoon." 371391311
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I wake to the news that once again, football is not in fact “coming home.”static.klipy.comRyan Gosling's Infectious LaughALT: Ryan Gosling's Infectious Laugh 100
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Also the blaming of potenially a pie warmer for causing an electrical blackout across an entire country town. Deep cut knowledge of 20th Century rural Australia right there. 010
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 13/07/2026And of course off the top of the dome I was bound to miss a few - the delightful Dean Spanley. 000
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Vale Sam Neill. Sleeping Dogs, Reilly Aces of Spies, The Omen 3, Death In Brunswick, In The Mouth Of Madness, Jurassic Park, Event Horizon, Hunt For The Wilderpeople. And of course - his unforgettable ‘Prop’ shorts. 100
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Appalling, but not unsurprising. Nor unprecedented, for those of us old enough to remember Ultraviolet. 011
Reposted by Sam ToyGeorge Eaton @georgeeaton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Reform have now lost six by-elections in a row in England, Scotland and Wales. Their national poll rating is 26% – below Labour in 1983 – and Farage’s approval rating is -37. They’re very far from the voice of the people and need to stop being treated as such. 21169682243
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 12/06/2026If I may paraphrase, if you give that fuckin nimrod $1.77 trillion dollars, you’ll deserve everything you get. Which will be nothing. 010
Reposted by Sam ToyKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 16/05/2026When Trump won I didn't necessarily imagine this headline *specifically* but I did imagine that the headlines would look something like this 11768112
Reposted by Sam ToyJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 16/10/2025John Lewis had John Roberts' number from the jump: takebackthecourt.substack.com/p/john-lewis... 4344331759
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Andor too subtle and complicated for Trump to emulate, so he’snow copying The Phantom Menace instead. 000
Reposted by Sam ToyJackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Thomas gets taken to a black ops site 6573921721
Reposted by Sam ToyCinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.” 205158963609
Reposted by Sam ToyEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 10/03/2026baker: i think you’d enjoy this courtesan loaf me: i think you mean ‘artisan’ baker: i said what i said, breadfucker 2458
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Hold off One Nation? He’s best mates with Barnaby and pretty cosy with Hanson (not to mention Reinhart). Who do y’all think the next coalition is going to be between? My money’s on the Libs not being invited. 020
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Also extremely close with Barnaby Joyce and pretty chummy with Pauline Hanson. Expect a new coalition between One Nation and the Nats. 000
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Quick rundown for anyone who isn’t familiar with Canavan: • Rabidly pro-coal/anti-renewables climate denialist • Anti trans rights • Anti same sex marriage • Cooker • Claimed BLM movement “deserves ridicule” (so imagine his opinions on race in Australia) • Anti-Wiggles See you in oblivion, Nats… 131
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Looks like it’s finally time to bin that unfinished Christmas ham at the back of the fridge. 000
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 13/02/2026YOU WERE THE WORST EVER PM. NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY, FUCKWIT. 000
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 10/02/2026But I’m sure it’s making their lives so much easier, and better. 000
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Murdoch’s shit rag The Australien ready to take ‘Supercilious Arsehole of the Year’ award for the 61st year in a row. 000
