Reposted by Sam ToyLuke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all 7359731997
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Much to Earth Wind & Fire’s chagrin, I forgot the 21st of September. 000
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The age old questions: Is the crow enormous? Or is the dinosaur far away (and able to jump to tremendous heights)? 000
Reposted by Sam ToyWashington State Dept of Natural Resources @wadnr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Please stop flying your personal drones over wildfires. They can ground or collide with our firefighting aircraft, disrupting time critical firefighting and threatening people’s homes. Your photos are not worth someone’s home. If you fly, we can’t. 5588287
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 29/07/2026"I hope Andy and his brother are extradited to the UK. I hope Wormwood Scrubs prison is as bad as they say. I hope they are repeatedly tortured, maimed and disfigured beyond all recognition. I hope..." 000
Reposted by Sam ToyAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026"The newly appointed Minister for AI is expected to meet with the Minister for NFTs, Lord Blockchain and the Secretary of State for Pogs this afternoon." 371391311
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I wake to the news that once again, football is not in fact “coming home.”static.klipy.comRyan Gosling's Infectious LaughALT: Ryan Gosling's Infectious Laugh 100
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Vale Sam Neill. Sleeping Dogs, Reilly Aces of Spies, The Omen 3, Death In Brunswick, In The Mouth Of Madness, Jurassic Park, Event Horizon, Hunt For The Wilderpeople. And of course - his unforgettable ‘Prop’ shorts. 100
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Appalling, but not unsurprising. Nor unprecedented, for those of us old enough to remember Ultraviolet. 011
Reposted by Sam ToyGeorge Eaton @georgeeaton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Reform have now lost six by-elections in a row in England, Scotland and Wales. Their national poll rating is 26% – below Labour in 1983 – and Farage’s approval rating is -37. They’re very far from the voice of the people and need to stop being treated as such. 21169702244
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 12/06/2026If I may paraphrase, if you give that fuckin nimrod $1.77 trillion dollars, you’ll deserve everything you get. Which will be nothing. 010
Reposted by Sam ToyKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 16/05/2026When Trump won I didn't necessarily imagine this headline *specifically* but I did imagine that the headlines would look something like this 11768112
Reposted by Sam ToyJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 16/10/2025John Lewis had John Roberts' number from the jump: takebackthecourt.substack.com/p/john-lewis... 4344341760
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Andor too subtle and complicated for Trump to emulate, so he’snow copying The Phantom Menace instead. 000
Reposted by Sam ToyJackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Thomas gets taken to a black ops site 6573931722
Reposted by Sam ToyCinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.” 205159003610
Reposted by Sam ToyEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 10/03/2026baker: i think you’d enjoy this courtesan loaf me: i think you mean ‘artisan’ baker: i said what i said, breadfucker 2458
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Quick rundown for anyone who isn’t familiar with Canavan: • Rabidly pro-coal/anti-renewables climate denialist • Anti trans rights • Anti same sex marriage • Cooker • Claimed BLM movement “deserves ridicule” (so imagine his opinions on race in Australia) • Anti-Wiggles See you in oblivion, Nats… 131
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 13/02/2026YOU WERE THE WORST EVER PM. NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY, FUCKWIT. 000
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 10/02/2026But I’m sure it’s making their lives so much easier, and better. 000
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Murdoch’s shit rag The Australien ready to take ‘Supercilious Arsehole of the Year’ award for the 61st year in a row. 000
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 30/01/2026*Feeds DeepMind Ridley Scott's NAPOLEON* Prompt: "Make this about Americans." 120
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Must remember to save this for IBCK worst takes of 2026. Yes it’s only January, but this really feels like it can go the distance. 010
Reposted by Sam ToyVote Blue 🌵🗳️💙🦋🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱 @lflorepolitics.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I think this sums it up. He is a laughing stock around the world. “A festering carcass of American rot. A rotting pumpkin.” Thank you, Oliver from the UK👏 36690259
Reposted by Sam ToyJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder." 336125953248
Reposted by Sam ToyTimothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 11/01/2026We have cleaned up the crime scene and blocked a local investigation and hidden the perpetrator and invaded the state and that is how you know that we are acting in good faith and that everything was the victim’s fault. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...nytimes.comTrump Administration Live Updates: Noem Says ‘Hundreds More’ Agents Will Be Sent to Minnesota Over ‘Corruption’ 20962702398
Reposted by Sam ToyMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 24/12/2025The thesis of the book is that early COVID lockdowns weren't worth it and mid-COVID mitigation measures like masks, contact tracing and business closures don't work. This is laughably false and the authors have endorsed the people now running Trump's HHS. 565257645
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 03/11/2025"We're disappointed we didn't get time to figure out how we can gouge this before it was announced." 010
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Vale David Stratton, a huge influence and based on the too brief chat we once had, a lovely guy.theguardian.comDavid Stratton, esteemed Australian film critic, dies aged 85The international cinema expert was beloved for his film reviews, particularly on television with Margaret Pomeranz 020
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Oh eat a mountain of moldy dicks you disingenuous sack of orange paedophilic shit. 000
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Time for a lie down in your favourite public flower bed. 000
Sam Toy @samjuro.bsky.social · 09/07/2025No, I won't "forget left and right". Like his leader he was a ruthless, sociopathic cunt, and neither class nor background had anything to do with it. 010
Reposted by Sam ToyThree👁️Eyed👁️Devil👁️ @anarcish.bsky.social · 28/06/2025“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up. 88137015576
Reposted by Sam ToyBen Coccio @bencoccio.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I’ve seen versions of this for decades now - basically, ‘don’t play into their hands.’ The problem is they just lie. Doesn’t matter what you do. They lie. Even if they didn’t, if you’re always choosing your actions based on fear of your adversaries’ countermoves, you will never have the initiative. 011
Reposted by Sam ToyKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 09/06/2025The entire plot of Andor S2 is about the Empire creating a bloody civil disturbance and then blaming the resulting violence on the previously peaceful protestors. 141386355
