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Sam Ferenchak

@samf.bsky.social
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gluten enthusiast

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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh we don’t have Third Places anymore you say? then explain the costco food court
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
so the clippers traded SGA and 10 first round picks for paul george and kawhi
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
buy this book that i helped test recipes for, they’re very good
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LeJawn James
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it’s time for the people to seize the means of basketball production
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
sacre bleu!
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Afghanistan, April 2004
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i respect the telemundo world cup broadcast’s strategy of just finding all of the hottest women supporting each team and cutting to them as much as possible
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
congrats to @jojopdx.bsky.social on his engagement
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
“Côte d’Ivoire” yet another amazing thing to say in a Philly accent
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i am calling for a total and complete shutdown of boy names until we can figure out what’s going on
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
it’s my first fathers day and im feeling very emotional, just look at my daughter man
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
coming summer 2027: the poop knife
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
thinking about this photo of cj mccollum i found in storage while i was an intern for the blazers and kept on my desk all year
a large framed photo of cj mccollum being a silly goose
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
if jelly roll and bunnie xo can’t make it what hope do the rest of us have
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
moderate to severe crohns disease
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
what’s cool about today vs 2008 is that everyone can see the impending market collapse coming but nobody’s gonna do shit about it
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shyduck @shyduck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
They're calling it the Trump Curse
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
something has happened to my instagram algorithm
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
hey does anyone need like two or three hundred shallots, hit me up
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
you met me at a very Steely Dan time in my life
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
tom dundon retire bitch
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
biscuits and gravy grits 10 coffees
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
you won’t have the nba for long buddy
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Today is Nakba Day. The ethnic cleansing of Palestine began 78 years ago today and it has never stopped.
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
the most millennial song has probably got to be 10_LinkingPark_iTriedSoHard.exe
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 10/05/2026
Villain, I have done thy mother.
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Can I interest you in some of my wares?
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Lieutenant, don't jerk me off!
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
ok i’ll bite, what’s star wars
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g̷̼̈́l̵i̴t̵ςђ e̷r̴i̸s̶ 🌌 @glitcheris.xyz · 03/05/2026
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
now this is the kind of gym programming i need to really get me pumped up
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
alas, she was not the Child Of Destiny
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
dude just drove by my house blasting puddle of mudd out of his cybertruck. they’re calling him the most divorced man of all time
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Shifts in tax structure have made the economy ideal for corporate growth.
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
a bakery that’s open late so i wouldn’t have to wake up at 2am or whatever to make my various breads and such
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Sam Ferenchak @samf.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
some animals are born and immediately start walking around. my daughter is almost 2 months old and can’t even figure out how to shit or fart
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Stabbing Guy Meme

the pic is done in a somewhat realistic cartoon/animated style

on the left is a man with brown hair, brown mustache, and orange shirt. he has both arms raised out in front of him as if to ward off or defend against an attacker. this man has text over his head that reads "Me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese"

on the right is another man and he looks like a straight up bad apple. he is wearing blue jeans and a lighter blue 3/4 zip (i am estimating here). he has blonde hair and a blonde goatee but he has the traditional male pattern baldness. he looks to be advancing towards the defending man and in his right hand, he is holding a knife threateningly. this man also has text laid over him that reads "A bunch of cheese"
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Are you locked in now?
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