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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip

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Writer-director-sound designer of: The Waystation ☄️ The Fause Knight 🗡️ It's Soul Good 😈 London • 26 • He/him • 6'2'' ½ • MA Sound Arts Profile art by @hadsbae.bsky.social Linktree: linktr.ee/SameOldSatellite

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Tal @starplanes.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 15/08/2025
I wasn’t gonna be the girl in the box. I told him straight off, first time I met him. ** Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, Episode 3: Umberto the Unknowable and Miss Direction. pnc.st/s/professor-...
And aged and worn poster advertising Umberto the Unknowable and Miss Direction. The poster has a yellowing border with black and red art nouveau designs, in the center is a blue-ish square with a picture of a man with a pointy beard and mustache wearing a tuxedo and doing a trick with rings. Behind him to the right is a woman in a sexy, frilly outfit and long gloves gesturing seductively. At the top of the poster, a banner decorated with art nouveau leaves reads "Umberto the Unknowable and Miss Direction"
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Egad! Genuinely some of the best news this year about next year. Mortal Engines was a formative book for me, not just because of the whole "city-on-wheels" baseline, but for the way the estimable Philip Reeve writes his characters and world. I am madly excited!
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Liz Plant @celestielleva.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Not me forgetting I have Bluesky BUT... GAMINGbible interviewed me!?? Cracking open my work on #FalloutLondon, #DeadSpace, my origins, and more perspectives on why A/I has no place in the industry (and never will!) 💜✨ www.gamingbible.com/features/eli... #voiceacting #indiedev #voiceover #va 🎙️🔥
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Fallout And Dead Space Actress Elizabeth Plant On The Community Spirit Of Modding
We speak to voice actress Elizabeth Plant on her work for Fallout, Dead Space, and The Elder Scrolls, and how modding brings a community together.
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Back again to see The Fall at the BFI IMAX. Another spectacular last minute booking with a Q+& with the director Tarsem Singh! It's rare enough to see a film like this here, rarer still to see it twice.
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Fay Roberts @fayroberts.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Well, this was all r splendid! Hats off to @johnkennard.co.uk for drawing me in and making me giggle/ grimace in equal measure, and @jrosereads.bsky.social for creeping me out. Kudos to @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social and @draeno.bsky.social for an excellently immersive experience. #pppp #audiodrama
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Draeno @draeno.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
That’s me, the editor! Let me tell you, this one was quite difficult to put together. Not only from a horror perspective, but it was also the most complex AD episode I’ve edited thus far. It’s also a cacophony at times, but it really needed to be due to the the story. I also read all the credits!
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Hey you! Something I wrote is out there in the world! Really honoured to have writ the first attraction for the Peculiar Panoply 😊 If you like monologues, mirror mazes, madness, mystery and other 'm' words, then go listen to this!
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a man in a suit and hat is standing in front of a mirror in a room .
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 01/08/2025
Welcome, friend! You are one for whom this place was made. And you, I think, will find what you seek inside our gates. ** Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, episode 1: The Front Gate pnc.st/s/professor-...
An antique and aged parchment map of the panoply-- a central striped tent with attractions and activity tents arranged around it in a circle. Each attraction is labeled with its name. At the righthand side of the map there is a skeleton, gesturing toward the center of the map. At the top is printed "Welcome Wanderers" and at the bottom, in a fancy scrollwork banner is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply"
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 30/07/2025
The Panoply has nearly arrived. Do come and visit us on Friday. You are expected.
A screenshot from the Pinecast podcast platform reading

S1E1 The Front Gate
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I had no problem with OneDrive at all since I got it - now today I find that my entire local Documents folder on my computer has been moved to OneDrive WITHOUT consulting me or asking for my permission? At all? I have sensitive money-related stuff in that folder that I do NOT want on cloud storage!
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John Kennard - Voice Actor @johnkennard.co.uk · 08/07/2025
This episode contains some of the hardest acting I've ever done. Thanks, @ash-alder.bsky.social , for encouraging me WAY out of my comfort zone 😊
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World Devotion Project @devotionproject.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
We are casting! We're looking for BIPOC, queer, and disabled VAs, the audition form is linked below. It's a lot of roles to fill, so get your voices in! We look forward to hearing from you! ✨🫧 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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CASTING CALL - World Devotion Project
Welcome to the World Devotion Project! World Devotion Project is a story project about a pantheon of 14 gods and their accompanying prophets and preachers. There are gods of accessible travel, nonverb...
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Gabriel Urbina @gabrielurbina.com · 06/07/2025
You can only call it radio drama if it’s broadcast over terrestrial radio. You can only call it audio drama if it’s not a comedy. You can only call it a fiction podcast if it has an RSS feed and slips me a twenty. You can only call it an audiobook if - wait, no! Come back! I’m fun at parties!
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 03/07/2025
And... The talent that transcribed this tantalizing tale. Dr. Ocular's House of Mirrors was written by @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social
An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is white person with dirty blond hair and a beard in wire-framed glasses and a green sweater looking at the camera.


Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "Elliot Somerfield Writer Dr. Ocular's House of Mirrors"
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 03/07/2025
Next! A dexterous designer, domiciliating discord to diapason. @draeno.bsky.social is the editor and sound designer of Dr. Ocular's House of Mirrors, Umberto the Unknowable and his Beautiful Assistant, and Occult Door's Mirror House.
An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is silhouette of a human figure displaying juggling rings.


Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "Jordan W. Answers, Editor, Dr. Ocular's House of mirrors, Miss Direction, Occult Doors Mirror House"
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 03/07/2025
And what is this? An actor most articulate, or only an eerie echo? Laura is voiced by @jrosereads.bsky.social
An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is a anime-style illustration of an individual with long wavy brown hair, brown eyes, and a rose in their hair.


Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "Jenna Rose as Laura"
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 03/07/2025
Next! The host of our initial attraction. Man, mirrored. Maestro. Mimic. Errol is voiced by @johnkennard.co.uk
An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is a picture of a white man with wild, straight hair pointing at the camera.


Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "John Kennard as Errol"
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I wrote a story for this, and I've had discreet peeps at the other stories, and people... you are not ready for how much this panoplys.
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It's too fucking hoooooooooooooooot. All my windows are open, fan on full blast in my face and I'm still hoooooooooooooooot. Americans, be grateful you have ACs in every home.
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a man in a striped shirt and tie is sleeping on a couch
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 25/06/2025
Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, a collection of carnival horror. Coming August 1, 2025. pppp.lawofnames.com
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Starting a new hobby! I'll see how I go, this will be the first instrument I'll be semi-seriously learning!
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Lent a helping hand for this video analysing one of my favourite book series and certainly my favourite sci-fi series! Thank you Otto for the opportunity! youtu.be/4MchClUce1Y?...
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The Apocalyptic History of Mortal Engines
YouTube video by Exits Examined
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Implement an 100% tariff and ruin a movie. Mickey 34
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Recently viewed a house. Lovely place, nothing wrong with it at all but had to convince the wife out of buying it. Why? Because it's number 9. Thanks Reece Shearsmith / Steve Pemberton.
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The first 3-episode arc of #Andor Season 2, man... So many firsts for Star Wars, so much uncharted territory. It's such a breath of fresh air, and it's all the more bittersweet knowing we won't get any more seasons after this one. "You're coming home to yourself" still hits so hard. Spoiler spill ⬇️
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a close up of a man 's face with the word andor on the bottom right
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Just out from Sinners at the BFI IMAX. Wasn't sure about Ryan Coogler after watching Black Panther - I'm very sure now. boxd.it/9ustc9
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A ★★★★ review of Sinners (2025)
Watched at the BFI IMAX "We believe in equality. And music. Can we just for one night - for one night - all be family?" River-dancing vampire culture vultures. I've only watched one of Ryan Coogler's ...
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
TERFs drinking champagne on the steps of the supreme court. Celebrating the misery of others. Fuck them. Trans women are women. Trans men are men. LET 👏 THEM 👏 BE 👏 WHAT 👏 THEY 👏 ARE 🏳️‍⚧️
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Fuck Terfs. Trans people are hot and cool
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
"You're coming home to yourself. You've become more than your fear." Words to live by. My word, #Andor proving once again Star Wars can be better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDls...
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Andor - Season 2 Clip - You're Coming Home to Yourself
YouTube video by Animation World Network
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Just watched about 40 minutes of Netflix's "adaptation" of The Electric State. Couldn't stomach any more of it. $320 million into storytelling inertia, blatant disloyalty to the source material and comedic chops that I pity in the same way I'd pity a dying woodworm.
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forest fr1ends @forestfr1ends.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Listening to @thegospelofhaven.bsky.social by @stardustshines.bsky.social be like:
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Eelsong Studios |The Gospel of Haven Season 2 this Summer @eelsongstudios.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Are you ready for church? Got your hat and your hymnal? Episode 2: Discovery, live now on Patreon and tomorrow for everyone. Meat Cathedral Art by @catwyk.bsky.social
Art of a flesh and bone and skin stained glass window
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Okay, if I see anyone sharing any AI art, especially if that """art""" is meant to be in the style of Ghibli, I'm going to mute and block you. And then maybe throw myself in the Thames to spare myself the creative guillotine that has been inflicted upon the world. Tired of this.
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Fay Roberts @fayroberts.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
So! This is a VERY exciting thing to announce ON MY BIRTHDAY! but I have been cast in the forthcoming @lawofnames.com project: Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply as… {extremely apposite drumroll}… The Ringmaster! pppp.lawofnames.com Can't WAIT for you to experience this! #PPPP
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Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply
Wonders await.
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Well, #Adolescence. Bloody fantastic technical wizardry of TV. A cut above Boiling Point and that's a high bar. More thoughts here: letterboxd.com/sameolsatell...
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A ★★★★★ review of Adolescence (2025)
"It wasn't me." Rising and rising until the final two minutes of each instalment comes and obliterates like a sledgehammer. When I heard that each episode was shot in single, continuous takes, I thoug...
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
THIS. THISTHISTHISTHIS. I've never gotten a solitary penny from what I've made - but the experience of making it, seeing people love it and them telling me directly to my eyeballs? Flippin' priceless.
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Daisy McNamara| The Gospel of Haven Novel 9/24 @stardustshines.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
www.patreon.com/posts/announ... In response to y'alls requests, I have created a Patreon for Eelsong Studios. Right now, this will mainly provide TGOH bonus content, with occasional tidbits from other Eelsong shows. We have a $5, $10, and $15 tier so, if you're interested check it out!
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Announcement: Welcome! | Eelsong Studios
Get more from Eelsong Studios on Patreon
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
What a finale to #Severance Season 2. Twists and turns, surprises abound, and A-games all round. I really hope we don't have to wait more than 2 years for the next installment, but I'm happy to endure that temporal torment.
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a woman in a suit and tie says you should have left .
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Tealin @twirlynoodle.com · 16/03/2025
'hope starts with a ho' is that anything
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 13/03/2025
"Come. Sit. The show is about to begin." -- **Three more days to get in your auditions for Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply** Unpaid, audio fiction anthology of carnival horror. write.ellipsus.com/edit/af9e1c2...
an art deco style poster advertising Umberto the Unknowable and Miss Direction
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
#moonbow!
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
People who ask me for something “at your soonest convenience” have no idea how perpetually inconvenienced I am.
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Store 236 @store236pod.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
And another excellent project to add to your list!
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Hannah writes Horror @hannahaimee17.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Y'all should audition for this, not just because I have a story in it, but also because it's super fun and written by a bunch of talented creators and produced by the lovely @ash-alder.bsky.social #castingcall
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LookWhosFhtagn @lookwhosfhtagn.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I wrote The Runaway and it's a story I'm pretty damn proud of. You should check it and all the others out and consider auditioning!
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 03/03/2025
CASTING CALL *unpaid* Welcome wanderers & wonder-seekers, strangers &star-gazers! Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply is a connected anthology of carnival horror. VAs of all experience levels encouraged to audition! Auditions open from March 3 to 8am Pacific March 17. shorturl.at/ygtpf
Dirty wooden boards with a theater proscenium painted on it in faded red. In the center, the words Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply are burned into the wood in a decorative script, inside of curling bannersA map of the Panoply with each building labeled
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★lee.alder★ @lee-alder.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I am /exceedingly/ proud of the material that's part of this. Come tell horrible stories with us.
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