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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip

@sameoldsatellite.bsky.social
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Writer-director-sound designer of: The Waystation ☄️ The Fause Knight 🗡️ It's Soul Good 😈 London • 26 • He/him • 6'2'' ½ • MA Sound Arts Profile art by @hadsbae.bsky.social Linktree: linktr.ee/SameOldSatellite

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Tal @starplanes.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Only saw The Lion King (original of course, you couldn't pay me any sum to watch that CGI dross) last year and thought it was the most diet-diet-Shakespeare piece of storytelling imaginable, laborious to watch. Gave up about ten minutes before the end.
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Actually would love to! I tried PMing you but it seems I can't 😅
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Hell of a cover.
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 15/08/2025
I wasn’t gonna be the girl in the box. I told him straight off, first time I met him. ** Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, Episode 3: Umberto the Unknowable and Miss Direction. pnc.st/s/professor-...
And aged and worn poster advertising Umberto the Unknowable and Miss Direction. The poster has a yellowing border with black and red art nouveau designs, in the center is a blue-ish square with a picture of a man with a pointy beard and mustache wearing a tuxedo and doing a trick with rings. Behind him to the right is a woman in a sexy, frilly outfit and long gloves gesturing seductively. At the top of the poster, a banner decorated with art nouveau leaves reads "Umberto the Unknowable and Miss Direction"
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Egad! Genuinely some of the best news this year about next year. Mortal Engines was a formative book for me, not just because of the whole "city-on-wheels" baseline, but for the way the estimable Philip Reeve writes his characters and world. I am madly excited!
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Liz Plant @celestielleva.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Not me forgetting I have Bluesky BUT... GAMINGbible interviewed me!?? Cracking open my work on #FalloutLondon, #DeadSpace, my origins, and more perspectives on why A/I has no place in the industry (and never will!) 💜✨ www.gamingbible.com/features/eli... #voiceacting #indiedev #voiceover #va 🎙️🔥
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Fallout And Dead Space Actress Elizabeth Plant On The Community Spirit Of Modding
We speak to voice actress Elizabeth Plant on her work for Fallout, Dead Space, and The Elder Scrolls, and how modding brings a community together.
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
It's nearly full as well which is a delight to see. Lovely to see people have impeccable taste.
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Back again to see The Fall at the BFI IMAX. Another spectacular last minute booking with a Q+& with the director Tarsem Singh! It's rare enough to see a film like this here, rarer still to see it twice.
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Fay Roberts @fayroberts.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Well, this was all r splendid! Hats off to @johnkennard.co.uk for drawing me in and making me giggle/ grimace in equal measure, and @jrosereads.bsky.social for creeping me out. Kudos to @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social and @draeno.bsky.social for an excellently immersive experience. #pppp #audiodrama
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Draeno @draeno.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
That’s me, the editor! Let me tell you, this one was quite difficult to put together. Not only from a horror perspective, but it was also the most complex AD episode I’ve edited thus far. It’s also a cacophony at times, but it really needed to be due to the the story. I also read all the credits!
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
And of course, a big supermassive black hole thank you to @ash-alder.bsky.social for the opportunity to write and be part of this project as part of @lawofnames.com! Looking forward to what'll crop up in the future! 😚
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Hey you! Something I wrote is out there in the world! Really honoured to have writ the first attraction for the Peculiar Panoply 😊 If you like monologues, mirror mazes, madness, mystery and other 'm' words, then go listen to this!
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a man in a suit and hat is standing in front of a mirror in a room .
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 01/08/2025
Welcome, friend! You are one for whom this place was made. And you, I think, will find what you seek inside our gates. ** Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, episode 1: The Front Gate pnc.st/s/professor-...
An antique and aged parchment map of the panoply-- a central striped tent with attractions and activity tents arranged around it in a circle. Each attraction is labeled with its name. At the righthand side of the map there is a skeleton, gesturing toward the center of the map. At the top is printed "Welcome Wanderers" and at the bottom, in a fancy scrollwork banner is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply"
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Oh fuck man, I'm so sorry to see this happened to you. We're all out here for you, James.
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 30/07/2025
The Panoply has nearly arrived. Do come and visit us on Friday. You are expected.
A screenshot from the Pinecast podcast platform reading

S1E1 The Front Gate
Publishes in 1 day
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Ooh, Danger Mouse too?
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I tried to move everything out of it, but I could only copy it out, leading to more data being used, needlessly? I now have to sync 168GB of files before I can move them... I had no issues with cloud storage, but now I'm starting to really despise this level of deception here.
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I had no problem with OneDrive at all since I got it - now today I find that my entire local Documents folder on my computer has been moved to OneDrive WITHOUT consulting me or asking for my permission? At all? I have sensitive money-related stuff in that folder that I do NOT want on cloud storage!
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Hmm...
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I make a point to wear bone conduction when I'm cycling and want to listen to music or when I don't want penetrative earbuds or pressure on my ears from headphones. It's a trade off but generally for earphones I couldn't give a shit if others could just be able to hear my music in public.
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Did have a complaint one time on a quiet carriage whilst wearing bone conduction earphones. Wasn't even listening to very bass heavy or loud music so I'm kinda perplexed the woman across the aisle from me on opposite sides of the train could hear it. She was geriatric too, I was surprised.
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John Kennard - Voice Actor @johnkennard.co.uk · 08/07/2025
This episode contains some of the hardest acting I've ever done. Thanks, @ash-alder.bsky.social , for encouraging me WAY out of my comfort zone 😊
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World Devotion Project @devotionproject.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
We are casting! We're looking for BIPOC, queer, and disabled VAs, the audition form is linked below. It's a lot of roles to fill, so get your voices in! We look forward to hearing from you! ✨🫧 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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CASTING CALL - World Devotion Project
Welcome to the World Devotion Project! World Devotion Project is a story project about a pantheon of 14 gods and their accompanying prophets and preachers. There are gods of accessible travel, nonverb...
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Gabriel Urbina @gabrielurbina.com · 06/07/2025
You can only call it radio drama if it’s broadcast over terrestrial radio. You can only call it audio drama if it’s not a comedy. You can only call it a fiction podcast if it has an RSS feed and slips me a twenty. You can only call it an audiobook if - wait, no! Come back! I’m fun at parties!
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Really, super-duper glad you're performing my words again, Jenna!
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 03/07/2025
And... The talent that transcribed this tantalizing tale. Dr. Ocular's House of Mirrors was written by @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social
An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is white person with dirty blond hair and a beard in wire-framed glasses and a green sweater looking at the camera.


Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "Elliot Somerfield Writer Dr. Ocular's House of Mirrors"
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 03/07/2025
Next! A dexterous designer, domiciliating discord to diapason. @draeno.bsky.social is the editor and sound designer of Dr. Ocular's House of Mirrors, Umberto the Unknowable and his Beautiful Assistant, and Occult Door's Mirror House.
An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is silhouette of a human figure displaying juggling rings.


Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "Jordan W. Answers, Editor, Dr. Ocular's House of mirrors, Miss Direction, Occult Doors Mirror House"
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 03/07/2025
And what is this? An actor most articulate, or only an eerie echo? Laura is voiced by @jrosereads.bsky.social
An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is a anime-style illustration of an individual with long wavy brown hair, brown eyes, and a rose in their hair.


Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "Jenna Rose as Laura"
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 03/07/2025
Next! The host of our initial attraction. Man, mirrored. Maestro. Mimic. Errol is voiced by @johnkennard.co.uk
An yellowish-grey aged and faded poster in the style of a circus announcement. A sunburst of stripes runs from the outside to the center, lightening to invisible as they reach the center where there is an ornate frame. Inside the frame is a picture of a white man with wild, straight hair pointing at the camera.


Above the frame is printed "Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply Presents" and below it is "John Kennard as Errol"
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I wrote a story for this, and I've had discreet peeps at the other stories, and people... you are not ready for how much this panoplys.
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Also, hello! Been away for a bit, now I'm back.
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It's too fucking hoooooooooooooooot. All my windows are open, fan on full blast in my face and I'm still hoooooooooooooooot. Americans, be grateful you have ACs in every home.
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a man in a striped shirt and tie is sleeping on a couch
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Law of Names Media @lawofnames.com · 25/06/2025
Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, a collection of carnival horror. Coming August 1, 2025. pppp.lawofnames.com
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Fuck's sakes, """resurrecting""" the one thespian who would undoubtedly be against the use of shoddy reproduction of dead actor's voices. Sickening. Just hire Maurice LaMarche!!
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
It's unfortunately changed my opinion on Rogue One somewhat - still great but seriously flawed and certainly lesser than its prequel. But those last three episodes though. Woooo boy.
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Starting a new hobby! I'll see how I go, this will be the first instrument I'll be semi-seriously learning!
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Is it "great again" yet?
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Narn!
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Lent a helping hand for this video analysing one of my favourite book series and certainly my favourite sci-fi series! Thank you Otto for the opportunity! youtu.be/4MchClUce1Y?...
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The Apocalyptic History of Mortal Engines
YouTube video by Exits Examined
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Implement an 100% tariff and ruin a movie. Mickey 34
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I've just resorted to reading the Wikipedia plot summaries - I get about the same amount of enjoyment with watching them.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Recently viewed a house. Lovely place, nothing wrong with it at all but had to convince the wife out of buying it. Why? Because it's number 9. Thanks Reece Shearsmith / Steve Pemberton.
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Seeing it next month with my Mum, glad it's got a seal of approval!
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
IS
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Backstroke of the West! I need to watch that again
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The rebel team was disorganized and leaderless, it was showing how whilst they may have high morale, they lack cohesion and are squabbling amongst each other rather than pulling together as a whole. Was more satirical than comedic, I'd say.
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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
We find out about Dedra's family history (very Javert! And Kinder-blocks? Man alive), first attempted r@pe in Star Wars, the unorganised rebel group were so wholesome yet dangerous in a chaotic way, that Yavin reveal, Dedra threatening Eedy... Brasso's death! 😫 He deserved better...
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