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Sam Asthana

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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
first time ever keeping up with a @criticalrole.bsky.social campaign live and I do indeed keep asking myself if it’s Thursday yet 😭😭😭
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a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
How the hell does @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social know the word dithyramb on top of all of the other things he knows. Sheesh. 🔥 #criticalrole
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Martin Concagh @mconcagh.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
If I were a producer for the new Harry Potter TV series, with a duty of care towards the three child actors playing the leads, I’d find the way Rowling treats the leads of the last screen adaptation to be hair-raising, to put it lightly.
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Saw @themcelroyfamily.bsky.social do MBMABM and Wonderful in Austin this weekend and I will never be the same. Nor will my relationship with chickpeas. #fasterthanfear #20thunderdrive
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
propaganda i’m not falling for: shuckle
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
you know someone knows ball when they pronounce the é in pokémon
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
perfume genius playing in the coffeeshop… maybe everything is gonna be okay after all
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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"this is what separates us from the apes" - me presenting my new invention, the ape separator.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/05/2025
The absolute fucking cackle I let out at this headline
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A THERANOS-LIKE PITCH
Elizabeth Holmes's partner - Billy Evans — has a new start-up. It's a blood testing company.
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
cursed by the knowledge that in the most recent episode of smartypants paul robalino reinvented the mcelroy “great job” car horn. doubly cursed by the knowledge that @hankgreen.bsky.social was in the room also afflicted by this curse.
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
🎶 I’M A LITTLE TREE BABY I’M A MUSHROOM MAN 🎶 lisa gilroy my hero
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
millennial-focused bar started playing santeria and you know shit popped off. i love my people (millennials)
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
commenting on all of my frenemies’ selfies saying “recession indicator”
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
walter groggins???
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
lee pace on foundation…………
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
watching the new daredevil reboot. why is every scene with wilson fisk a scene out of veep.
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
forgot how hard lords and ladies goes. just read that tomorrow is the 10th anniversary of sir terry’s passing. can’t believe it’s been that long already
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
watched the make some noise finally. @joshruben.bsky.social’s miss piggy scream is going to be what gets me through this week.
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
eagans… lumon… creepy fake doctor… MILCHICK… it’s on sight
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
me, so excited to watch severance before going to bed: 🤠 me, after watching this week’s episode of severance: 🤠🔫
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
re-reading some discworld. divers alarums have ensued.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
This might be an American thing, but she seems like a miserable sack of shit
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
chicago is cold ❄️
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
going to chicago this week and tomorrow it’s going to be one degree fahrenheit. one. degree as a word is meant to have an s behind it. it’s meant to be plural. to say degree instead of degrees is obscene, it’s a profanity.
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
flying to chicago on weds. hope my plane doesn’t fall out of the fucking sky i guess
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
seeing someone use the word physiognomy in earnestness is always such a red flag
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
panta rhei
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
every conservative 30 year old I see looks 48 years old
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
reading the bright sword bc the naddpod hosts all just read it and i feel like i’m in a book club with my fave internet microcelebrities
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
finished rewatching a crown of candy for the first time since 2020. such an emotional ending. in sweetness there is strength.
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
long haired murph… i’m chill i’m chill i’m chill
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
i have recognized a slow dawning truth over the last few months which is that my beloved d&d campaign is fading away due to scheduling incompatibility and it’s been slowly breaking my heart. ☹️
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
i’ve always said this
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
challengers shut out at the oscars… please respect my privacy in this difficult time
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
shrinking s2… gaby references being a d&d dm and i suddenly realized that the character has had huge @aabria.bsky.social energy the whole show
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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
finally watching shrinking s2. it’s criminal that harrison ford didn’t do comedy through his whole career
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Brian Altano @brianaltano.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Oh wow, they brought back 2020 doomscrolling. They’ll remake anything these days.
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
colleagues are playing DT’s inauguration at work. is it just me or does he sound… significantly older?
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
naddpod ft. hubert von vestra today? 🤩
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
FASTER THAN FEAR 🌩️ #mbmbam
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13/01/2025
When the bubble pops, and it will, you’re not just looking at a few Johnny-come-lately companies shuttering. This is a load-bearing delusion. The entire tech industry is fucked because they all bought in, every VC firm bought in, investors have everything in it. They need to make you like it.
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
“Curse Boy”
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
sick as a dog, desperately waiting for the mbmbam year naming episode to cheer me up today
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
anytime they say “shoutout to the 2 crew” on dimension 20 it makes me so happy
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
experiencing that post-vacay depresso
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It's so irritating when the kids experience existential crises on a road trip and there's not a humbling natural landmark for another 60 miles.
A family, in the car, the child, an unexpected detachment from purpose in this cold uncaring universe, the father, critical yet supportive.
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SIMPLY HAVING A
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Sam Asthana @samasthana.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
the d20 time quangle shows are simply perfect in every way
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