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Shawn Luce

@saluce.com
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Married with 3 rugrats. Veteran, MM2/SW, USS Enterprise. Software engineer, former biochem grad student. Love God; love others. AuDHD. Neurospicy. demi. he/him 🏳️‍🌈 🔞

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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 02/10/2026
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You're Killing Me, Smalls - The Sandlot Iconic Scene
Alt: You're Killing Me, Smalls - The Sandlot Iconic Scene
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Senator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 28/09/2026
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The Princess Bride: Wesley & Buttercup's Doubt
Alt: Wesley from The Princess Bride tells Buttercup, "I don't think they exist."
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 17/09/2026
Insurance is a 4-letter word.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 14/09/2026
I don't wanna do this any more.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 13/09/2026
What's the point of anything?
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 12/09/2026
Just went through income verification for my student loans. My payments starting next month are 5x what I'm paying now. From $200 to $1000/mn. On the plus side, my loans will be forgiven in 4.5 years. On the downside, the tax bill from that "income" will be in the tens of thousands of dollars.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 29/08/2026
Look, hate the guy all you want, but don't celebrate a fascist supporter using fascist tools to attack another fascist supporter.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 23/08/2026
#ADHD is realizing you're hungry, so you go to the fridge to find food, see the fridge is messy, so you start cleaning it, but halfway through, you get tired of cleaning it, but if you leave it out it'll go bad, so you put everything back in the fridge, go sit down, then realize you're still hungry.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 21/08/2026
This mofo right here. His immigrant wife was snatched by ICE, but he has "no regrets" voting for Trump. And he's centering himself, that she should be released because *he's* a US citizen. He does on about his money, his health, but never about how she's doing. www.newsweek.com/trump-voter-...
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Trump voter has no regrets after green card applicant wife detained by ICE
The 77-year-old said health and financial pressures had grown since his wife was arrested at Newark Liberty International Airport.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 14/08/2026
It's time.
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Asteroid Impact on Earth
Alt: An asteroid hits Earth and causes a massive mushroom cloud.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 14/08/2026
As a Sailor and former crewmember of an aircraft carrier, I feel so bad for everyone there. Not just the Sailors on the Lincoln, but on the entire Battle Group. 260+ days at sea is absolutely insane! And no amount of Beer Days can make up for lack of shore leave.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 24/07/2026
The damage this administration has done to US credibility in science and medicine will be felt for decades. Without serious reform, no one is going to trust that the CDC, FDA, NIH or other agencies aren't spewing partisan info, or that the next admin won't change these agencies' position on things.
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Les Bowen, still @lesbowen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham comes to a realization at the end of his 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 08/07/2026
DHS claiming someone "attempted to run over ICE" thugs has the same energy as an abuser claiming she "fell down the stairs."
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 06/07/2026
(alt: the quoted post includes a screenshot of a U.S. Dept of Commerce acct. In it, a picture of Trump giving a speech has a chyron that says, "Text 'POTUS' to [number] for White House updates") I'd rather have hot pokers shoved in my scrotum before I voluntarily get "updates" from that asshole.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 30/06/2026
The worst heat I ever experienced was in the steam engine room of the USS Enterprise during summer in the Persian Gulf. Ambient temperature was 140°F and high humidity. One corner was 170°F. We kept "cool" by standing in front of 2ft diameter vents blowing 110°F air from outside. It sucked.
outside.one
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 14/06/2026
Billionaires should not exist. Trillionaires definitely should not exist.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 12/06/2026
Me in the group chat
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Cute Kitten Hiding Under Blanket
Alt: a kitten is peeking out from between some blankets
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 01/06/2026
I'll be honest, even though I fall under the ace spectrum, being demi, I have a hard time identifying as part of LGBTQIA+ without feeling like I'm appropriating it. I mean, I'm a cishet guy who just doesn't form sexual attraction to people easily -- I have to *really* get to know someone for that. 🤷‍♂️
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 01/06/2026
Even better....June 13.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 01/06/2026
Why don't straight people have a month
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Boy's Toy Shot Ouch
Alt: A little boy shoots himself in the crotch with a toy gun, to painful result.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 14/05/2026
"The Trump administration is warning all 50 states that it could freeze funding for their Medicaid fraud units unless they investigate and prosecute fraud by providers." www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi... IOW, "If you don't investigate fraud, we're taking away your ability to investigate fraud."
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Vance announces suspension of $1.3 billion in Medicaid payments to California
The Trump administration is also warning all 50 states that it could freeze funding for their Medicaid fraud units unless they investigate and prosecute fraud by providers.
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I want to try one, or three 😙 Korean street lava cream cube bread! It's a square bread blowtorched to produce a super crispy caramelized shell, and it's stuffed with so much creamy filling it's literally overflowing. Every bite explodes with milky and caramel flavors. #trend #korean #foodie
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @cofactorstrudel.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Bro what the fuck
The official White House Android app:

Injects JavaScript into every website you open through its in-app browser to hide cookie consent dialogs, GDPR banners, login walls, signup walls, upsell prompts, and paywalls.

Has a full GPS tracking pipeline compiled in that polls every 4.5 minutes in the foreground and 9.5 minutes in the background, syncing lat/Ing/accuracy/timestamp to OneSignal's servers.

Loads JavaScript from a random person's GitHub Pages site (lonelycpp.github.io) for YouTube embeds. If that account is compromised, arbitrary code runs in the app's WebView.

Loads third-party JavaScript from Elfsight (elfsightcdn.com/ platform.js) for social media widgets, with no sandboxing.

Sends email addresses to Mailchimp, images are served from Uploadcare, and a Truth Social embed is hardcoded with static CDN URLs. None of this is government infrastructure.

Has no certificate pinning. Standard Android trust management.Ships with dev artifacts in production. A localhost URL, a developer IP (10.4.4.109), the Expo dev client, and an exported Compose PreviewActivity.

Profiles users extensively through OneSignal - tags, SMS numbers, cross-device aliases, outcome tracking, notification interaction logging, in-app message click tracking, and full user state observation.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 29/03/2026
You ever want to like a food but you can't? Like, I want to like pork belly, because the meat of it is so good. But the fat...oh, god, the fat. I don't like the texture of the fat, but, when I can get past that, it upsets my stomach. Ugh.
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Alice Augusta Ball found the cure for leprosy at 23. She died in a mysterious lab accident at 24. Arthur Dean stole her research, stole it and renamed it from "The Ball Method" to "The Dean Method." It took 90 years before her original research papers were found and she got the credit due to her.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 27/03/2026
AKAB (All Kings Are Bad)
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 05/03/2026
Is this....a joke?
A screenshot from Steam showing a so-called markdown of Sid Meier's Civilization 7 from $99 to $59.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 05/03/2026
So, it seems Kristi Noem is...noem more.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 04/03/2026
This mfer is so pissed at not getting the Nobel Peace prize that he's gonna start World War 3.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 25/02/2026
That a Black man was ejected from Chambers after being accosted and assaulted by white men says more about the State of the Union than any lies the orange bloviating sack o' shit spewed. #AlGreen #SOTU
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 21/02/2026
And if you don't show up, we toss your shit.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 10/02/2026
So, he has a habit of shooting his shot at all the wrong times.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 10/02/2026
Age verification? Pagers were considered drug paraphernalia in high school.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 04/02/2026
Man, now I feel bad. I meant this as a joke, going along with what @alhegland.bsky.social said about people telling her what not to read or post about, but I think she took it seriously.
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Joaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 29/01/2026
Satire Headline: Noem Regrets Not Being in MN for Pretti's Murder "I would have put that dog down myself," she laments.
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Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 22/01/2026
Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 15/01/2026
I dont think my meds are working. I'm still distracted af. Do ADHD meds work through autistic burnout?
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 15/01/2026
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
Screenshot of Mickey's Space Adventure, circa 1984, where Mickey and Pluto are standing on a barren planet wearing spacesuits with bubble helmets.
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 13/01/2026
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.
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Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.The killing of 37-year-old mother Renee Nicole Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross last...
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 12/01/2026
"I'm a family man," says the ICE agent ripping babies from parents and kidnapping the adults.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 10/01/2026
There's no such thing as a bad tac....oh, nevermind.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 09/01/2026
I'm not gonna repist the video, but that murderous dumbfuck in MN just released his own cell phone footage of his crime, pe8bably hoping it would exonerate hi. Instead, it showed Renee Good being really nice to the agent moments before he killed her...then called her a "fucking bitch".
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 05/01/2026
me, entering 2016 vs. me entering 2026
Young Dustin Henderson from Stranger Things Season 1Older Dustin Henderson from Stranger Things Season 5, with his face beated and bloodied.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 26/12/2025
Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/
Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 23/12/2025
@renegadecut.bsky.social recorded it in HD with their browser, then someone took their recording and uploaded it to the Internet Archives. archive.org/details/60mi... bsky.app/profile/rene...
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Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
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