Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comYou're Killing Me, Smalls - The Sandlot Iconic SceneAlt: You're Killing Me, Smalls - The Sandlot Iconic Scene 021
Reposted by Shawn LuceSenator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes! 2525253686278
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Princess Bride: Wesley & Buttercup's DoubtAlt: Wesley from The Princess Bride tells Buttercup, "I don't think they exist." 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 12/09/2026Just went through income verification for my student loans. My payments starting next month are 5x what I'm paying now. From $200 to $1000/mn. On the plus side, my loans will be forgiven in 4.5 years. On the downside, the tax bill from that "income" will be in the tens of thousands of dollars. 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 29/08/2026Look, hate the guy all you want, but don't celebrate a fascist supporter using fascist tools to attack another fascist supporter. 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 23/08/2026#ADHD is realizing you're hungry, so you go to the fridge to find food, see the fridge is messy, so you start cleaning it, but halfway through, you get tired of cleaning it, but if you leave it out it'll go bad, so you put everything back in the fridge, go sit down, then realize you're still hungry. 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 21/08/2026This mofo right here. His immigrant wife was snatched by ICE, but he has "no regrets" voting for Trump. And he's centering himself, that she should be released because *he's* a US citizen. He does on about his money, his health, but never about how she's doing. www.newsweek.com/trump-voter-...newsweek.comTrump voter has no regrets after green card applicant wife detained by ICEThe 77-year-old said health and financial pressures had grown since his wife was arrested at Newark Liberty International Airport. 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 14/08/2026It's time.static.klipy.comAsteroid Impact on EarthAlt: An asteroid hits Earth and causes a massive mushroom cloud. 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 14/08/2026As a Sailor and former crewmember of an aircraft carrier, I feel so bad for everyone there. Not just the Sailors on the Lincoln, but on the entire Battle Group. 260+ days at sea is absolutely insane! And no amount of Beer Days can make up for lack of shore leave. 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 24/07/2026The damage this administration has done to US credibility in science and medicine will be felt for decades. Without serious reform, no one is going to trust that the CDC, FDA, NIH or other agencies aren't spewing partisan info, or that the next admin won't change these agencies' position on things. 000
Reposted by Shawn LuceLes Bowen, still @lesbowen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham comes to a realization at the end of his 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell. 182826385
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 08/07/2026DHS claiming someone "attempted to run over ICE" thugs has the same energy as an abuser claiming she "fell down the stairs." 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 06/07/2026(alt: the quoted post includes a screenshot of a U.S. Dept of Commerce acct. In it, a picture of Trump giving a speech has a chyron that says, "Text 'POTUS' to [number] for White House updates") I'd rather have hot pokers shoved in my scrotum before I voluntarily get "updates" from that asshole. 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 30/06/2026The worst heat I ever experienced was in the steam engine room of the USS Enterprise during summer in the Persian Gulf. Ambient temperature was 140°F and high humidity. One corner was 170°F. We kept "cool" by standing in front of 2ft diameter vents blowing 110°F air from outside. It sucked.outside.one 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 14/06/2026Billionaires should not exist. Trillionaires definitely should not exist. 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 12/06/2026Me in the group chatstatic.klipy.comCute Kitten Hiding Under BlanketAlt: a kitten is peeking out from between some blankets 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 01/06/2026I'll be honest, even though I fall under the ace spectrum, being demi, I have a hard time identifying as part of LGBTQIA+ without feeling like I'm appropriating it. I mean, I'm a cishet guy who just doesn't form sexual attraction to people easily -- I have to *really* get to know someone for that. 🤷♂️ 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 01/06/2026Why don't straight people have a monthstatic.klipy.comBoy's Toy Shot OuchAlt: A little boy shoots himself in the crotch with a toy gun, to painful result. 06711
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 14/05/2026"The Trump administration is warning all 50 states that it could freeze funding for their Medicaid fraud units unless they investigate and prosecute fraud by providers." www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi... IOW, "If you don't investigate fraud, we're taking away your ability to investigate fraud."nbcnews.comVance announces suspension of $1.3 billion in Medicaid payments to CaliforniaThe Trump administration is also warning all 50 states that it could freeze funding for their Medicaid fraud units unless they investigate and prosecute fraud by providers. 100
Reposted by Shawn LuceAcid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I want to try one, or three 😙 Korean street lava cream cube bread! It's a square bread blowtorched to produce a super crispy caramelized shell, and it's stuffed with so much creamy filling it's literally overflowing. Every bite explodes with milky and caramel flavors. #trend #korean #foodie 1161420212
Reposted by Shawn LuceStone Cold Jane Austen @cofactorstrudel.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Bro what the fuck 59657218
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 29/03/2026You ever want to like a food but you can't? Like, I want to like pork belly, because the meat of it is so good. But the fat...oh, god, the fat. I don't like the texture of the fat, but, when I can get past that, it upsets my stomach. Ugh. 000
Reposted by Shawn LuceFrosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Alice Augusta Ball found the cure for leprosy at 23. She died in a mysterious lab accident at 24. Arthur Dean stole her research, stole it and renamed it from "The Ball Method" to "The Dean Method." It took 90 years before her original research papers were found and she got the credit due to her. 302203967047
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 04/03/2026This mfer is so pissed at not getting the Nobel Peace prize that he's gonna start World War 3. 031
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 25/02/2026That a Black man was ejected from Chambers after being accosted and assaulted by white men says more about the State of the Union than any lies the orange bloviating sack o' shit spewed. #AlGreen #SOTU 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 10/02/2026So, he has a habit of shooting his shot at all the wrong times. 030
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 10/02/2026Age verification? Pagers were considered drug paraphernalia in high school. 140
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 04/02/2026Man, now I feel bad. I meant this as a joke, going along with what @alhegland.bsky.social said about people telling her what not to read or post about, but I think she took it seriously. 100
Reposted by Shawn LuceJoaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack. 25306665015875
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 29/01/2026Satire Headline: Noem Regrets Not Being in MN for Pretti's Murder "I would have put that dog down myself," she laments. 100
Reposted by Shawn LuceMinnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 22/01/2026Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026 387145536914
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 15/01/2026I dont think my meds are working. I'm still distracted af. Do ADHD meds work through autistic burnout? 210
Reposted by Shawn LuceRaw Story @rawstory.com · 13/01/2026A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.bit.lyWhistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.The killing of 37-year-old mother Renee Nicole Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross last... 397108303999
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 12/01/2026"I'm a family man," says the ICE agent ripping babies from parents and kidnapping the adults. 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 09/01/2026I'm not gonna repist the video, but that murderous dumbfuck in MN just released his own cell phone footage of his crime, pe8bably hoping it would exonerate hi. Instead, it showed Renee Good being really nice to the agent moments before he killed her...then called her a "fucking bitch". 100
Reposted by Shawn LuceShawn Luce @saluce.com · 23/12/2025@renegadecut.bsky.social recorded it in HD with their browser, then someone took their recording and uploaded it to the Internet Archives. archive.org/details/60mi... bsky.app/profile/rene...archive.orgPulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet ArchiveThis is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be... 021