Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comYou're Killing Me, Smalls - The Sandlot Iconic SceneAlt: You're Killing Me, Smalls - The Sandlot Iconic Scene 021
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 01/10/2026Bruh. Maybe "not all men," but too many. And far too many of those "not all men" are silent when it's brought up. Or they get offended. Might want to consider why you're offended at her statement. 010
Reposted by Shawn LuceSenator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes! 2524253666278
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 28/09/2026And, just like Lucy does to Charlie Brown, that $5k is gonna get yanked. 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Princess Bride: Wesley & Buttercup's DoubtAlt: Wesley from The Princess Bride tells Buttercup, "I don't think they exist." 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 27/09/2026I kinda suck at that game. I keep hitting "Pay Now" and the game keeps telling me "Insufficient Funds." 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 25/09/2026The cells of our skin actually adapt to the weather, changing the composition of the cell membrane based on temperature. It's a really cool (pardon the pun) phenomenon I learned in one of my college biology classes. 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comDenzel Washington Says GTFOAlt: Denzel Washington slams the door in someone's face. 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 24/09/2026Meanwhile, down here in Hell (aka Texas)static.klipy.comRobert Hays as Ted Striker Sweating in Airplane!Alt: My current situation: sweating so much its like water pouring off my face. 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 23/09/2026Well, that and the first few seconds, that water was way too hot to drink. 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 20/09/2026ChatGPT, write a message for a Twitter poll in the style of Donald Trump asking about renaming AI to something better. 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 20/09/2026Even if a 5-shot series at 20% dose was effective, compliance would be absolutely terrible. If they space it too closely...who wants to take their kids every month for 5 months for a shot? And the poor kids! But if they space it too far apart, that still leaves them vulnerable. It's a no-win. 172
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 20/09/2026"Kids get too many shots! Way more than 40 years ago!!" "Hey, let's take this single shot and turn it into 5 shots, yeah?" 092
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 18/09/2026Source: their bloody, pus-filled, carbon monoxide releasing anus. 120
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran's next concert is just gonna be him on stage singing a cappella. 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 16/09/2026So.... 1) elderly abuse, 2) abuse of a corpse, or 3) just desserts? 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 16/09/2026Fuck, I'm'a move to where you are. We're still seeing highs in the upper 90s with heat index up to 114°F. 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 16/09/2026He looks like they shoulda taken him off life support months ago. Bro has no idea who he is, what he's doing, or why there's a crowd of people around him. 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 12/09/2026Just went through income verification for my student loans. My payments starting next month are 5x what I'm paying now. From $200 to $1000/mn. On the plus side, my loans will be forgiven in 4.5 years. On the downside, the tax bill from that "income" will be in the tens of thousands of dollars. 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 11/09/2026Why did the phrase "eat more shit" make me think of Shit-fil-A? 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 11/09/2026And all the Christians cried out, "Sacrilege!" Just kidding! They're eating this sit up like candy. 011
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 10/09/2026Ugh. I'm still gonna vote for him, because the alternative is fuckin' Ken Paxton, but I really hope he doesn't change his actual voting record and is only saying this to get elected. 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 08/09/2026My eldest says they look like unrendered game textures. My youngest calls them cyberfucks. No idea where they got that from 😇 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 06/09/2026The only harm done is by the spouse who chose to cheat. Laws like this are both infantilizing and misogynistic af. Infantilizing because it blames "the other person" for the spouse choosing to cheat, and misogynistic because it targets mostly women; it's usually straight men cheating with a woman. 020
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 04/09/2026This is just a rehash of throw-shit-at-the-wall-and-see-what-sticks. 120
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 29/08/2026Look, hate the guy all you want, but don't celebrate a fascist supporter using fascist tools to attack another fascist supporter. 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 29/08/2026I grew up in South Texas, so "y'all" is ingrained in my psyche. 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 25/08/2026I'm "I know I forgot something, but I can't remember what I forgot." 110
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 25/08/2026Just wait....he's gonna bulldoze the place before we can blink. 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 25/08/2026static.klipy.comBear Grylls: Intense Mountain ExplosionAlt: BOOM! 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 24/08/2026I know that feeling all too well. Before my dad's brain cancer surgery, he went through something like dementia. When I came in to help with the pre-op paperwork, the doctors asked him if he knew who I was. He cheerfully answered, "Nope!" He also got all the details of his life wrong. 120
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 23/08/2026#ADHD is realizing you're hungry, so you go to the fridge to find food, see the fridge is messy, so you start cleaning it, but halfway through, you get tired of cleaning it, but if you leave it out it'll go bad, so you put everything back in the fridge, go sit down, then realize you're still hungry. 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 21/08/2026Actually, I am *extremely* interested in this, both as a software engineer using AI daily and as a biochem grad student who was going to join a cancer research lab before leaving school to pursue a career in softwar development. And as someone who lost both parents to cancer. 020
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 21/08/2026This mofo right here. His immigrant wife was snatched by ICE, but he has "no regrets" voting for Trump. And he's centering himself, that she should be released because *he's* a US citizen. He does on about his money, his health, but never about how she's doing. www.newsweek.com/trump-voter-...newsweek.comTrump voter has no regrets after green card applicant wife detained by ICEThe 77-year-old said health and financial pressures had grown since his wife was arrested at Newark Liberty International Airport. 000
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 19/08/2026You never know someone's situation and what they're comfortable with, so you cannot make assumptions about people's motives. 010
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 19/08/2026Some neurodivergent people may prefer the "chaos" to help them focus. Some people with social anxiety may feel more comfortable reading a book while in a nominally social situation, whether to ease their nerves or meet their need for socializing tangentially. Some may just want to be left alone. 110
Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 19/08/2026The question mark was questioning the stupidity of your statement. 000