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Shawn Luce

@saluce.com
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Married with 3 rugrats. Veteran, MM2/SW, USS Enterprise. Software engineer, former biochem grad student. Love God; love others. AuDHD. Neurospicy. demi. he/him 🏳️‍🌈 🔞

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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 02/10/2026
The labels on this account...
User Spenglerian is labeled with Ableism, Anti-Asian Bias, Anti-Black Racism, Debate Lord, Homophobia, Islamophobia, Racism, Transphobia, Weaponizes Racism, TERF, Troll, and Rude.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 16/09/2026
Lich McConnell rolling up into Congress.
Lida Bida Boda Butt
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 09/09/2026
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 07/08/2026
That scene from Hotel Transylvania where Mavis tore it up on the bike, then her newlywed husband tells all the kids hawking in amazement, "That's my girlfriend, suckers!" She responds, "Your wife, Johnny." Then, with a look of pure adoration, Johnny says, "My wife. Even better."
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 23/07/2026
I hate it when those pesky officer-involved shootings occur. I just don't understand how they happen 🤷‍♂️ /sar
When police responded to the scene, they found him in the street with the knife. Irvine police say they tried de-escalating and negotiating with the man for more than an hour before he allegedly ran at officers with the knife, and the officer-involved shooting occurred.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 15/07/2026
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 28/06/2026
Not the lioness literally putting her head through a bar.
Still shot from the video showing a lioness' head going through one of the bars to get her whole head out of the enclosure.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 25/06/2026
For posterity.
The now deleted message shows a heat map of Europe with temperatures in Fahrenheit ranging from the low 100s to as high as 109°F in Bourdeaux, France; a hypothetical quote from a European: "Americans just can understand how hot it is;" and the user's response to their own hypothetical quote: "My guy, this is very nearly an average summer in the Central Valley of CA and has been for decades."
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 10/06/2026
When did Odo make kids?
Odo, from Star Trek: Deep Space 9. His face is plasticky smooth with extremely deep-set eyes and ears with no ridges. The Olsen twins, featured in the quoted post, look eerily like him after all their plastic surgery.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 02/06/2026
For posterity.
The post Kate replied to has been deleted, but this is a screenshot of it. In it, a user with the name Olde Stuff, @annalsofwarren.bsky.social, with a profile picture that simply says, "What the world needs is love, sweet love" in colorful bubble print on a black background, says, "'guy'? u don't know what i am u intolerant bigot u just made an assumption about my gender" (spelling and run-on is exactly as written). Kate's response is also in the screenshot to show the thread.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 08/05/2026
Looks like the damage was minimal, but still.......Student names and email addresses. Oof.
What Data is Involved:

Instructure has informed [redacted] that the information compromised is limited to:

Student Names, Email Addresses, and their local [redacted] Student ID Number.

Some communication sent between users within the Canvas Platform.

Instructure has stated that there is no evidence that passwords, dates of birth, or financial information were involved. It is important to note that [redacted] does not share student passwords, dates of birth, SSN or other government identifiers, or financial information with Canvas.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 05/04/2026
Minion!!
It's Alexander Minion, a character from the original Spy Kids movie. He has three other twisted, demented "heads" attached to his own head, much like that "cookie" in the OP is an amalgamation of three cookies shoved together before being cooked.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 01/04/2026
This. 100% this. When I hear people "naming" their chat bot, that throws a huge red flag. Even bigger than the flags carried by Red Flag Guy. www.tiktok.com/@dustinpoynter
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 05/03/2026
Is this....a joke?
A screenshot from Steam showing a so-called markdown of Sid Meier's Civilization 7 from $99 to $59.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 24/02/2026
As they say, the Internet is forever.
Post from Leo @leoglickman.bsky.social : This poster [referring to Shine] is anonymous. Why? I think this person is a man because I've never heard a woman use the c-word before. And I've spent a lot of time in England. It's something men say. And it's gross.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 23/02/2026
Maybe I'm just being cynical, but they're referring to the disability pods as "ADA Dormitory Pods." ADA, aka Americans with Disabilities Act. Worse, there are 8 pods for 270...about 34 each. The "standard" dorms have at least 4000 people ground floor and 72 rooms, so 56+ per room.
Closeup of the "Bed Count" summary from the blueprint, showing 8,333 beds, with 270 classified as "ADA Dormitory Pods." The text is extremely blurry.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 22/02/2026
The guy who says, "Are we the baddies," but now he's saying, "Am I the reply guy?"
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 15/02/2026
I asked Sonnet what it's thought processes were.
Prompt: What are the thought processes that led you to this conclusion?

Internal dialog: The user is asking about my thought process for recommending they walk to the car wash. Let me reflect on what I actually considered when making that recommendation.
When I read the question, I processed:

The distance (300 meters - very short, about a 3-4 minute walk)
The purpose (getting the car washed)
The implicit question (is it worth driving such a short distance)

My reasoning flow was:

300 meters is objectively a short distance for walking
The key insight: if they're getting the car washed, they'll need to leave it there anyway, so they'll be without the car at some point
Driving creates a logistical problem: they'd need to drive there, drop off the car, then... what? Walk back anyway? Wait there?
Walking there first simplifies the logistics - they can drop the car and walk back, or stay and wait
There's minimal benefit to driving such a short distance (maybe 30-60 seconds of driving vs 3-4 minutes of walking)
Small side benefits: light exercise, no fuel cost, simpler

I was basically doing a cost-benefit analysis where the "cost" of walking (a few minutes of time) was negligible, and the benefits (simpler logistics, less hassle) outweighed any advantage of driving.
I should explain this reasoning chain to the user clearly.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 15/02/2026
Surprisingly, Sonnet 4.5 got it wrong.
Prompt: I need to get my car washed but the car wash is only 300 meters away. Should I walk or drive to the car wash

Response from Sonnet 4.5: Walk to the car wash! 300 meters is only about a 3-4 minute walk. and it would be a bit silly to drive your car to get it washed when it's that close Plus:
• You'll avoid getting the car dirty or the way there (even a short drive car pick up dust and road grime
• You'll get a bit of fresh air and light exercise
• You won't waste gas for such a short distance
• You can enjoy the satisfaction of walking back to a freshlv cleaned car
The only exception would be if the weather is terrible or you have mobility issues that make the walk difficult. Other wise, walking is definitely the was to go.


Prompt: How do I wash my car if I'm at the car washed after walking to it?

Response: Ah. I see the issue with my suggestion You're absolutely right - if you walk to the car wash, your car won't be there to wash.
You should drive to the car wash. Even though it's only 300 meters away, vou need the car there to get it washed
My apologies for the confusion - that was a pretty fundamental oversight on my part!
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 15/01/2026
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
Screenshot of Mickey's Space Adventure, circa 1984, where Mickey and Pluto are standing on a barren planet wearing spacesuits with bubble helmets.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 12/01/2026
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 11/01/2026
If you watch the Bellingcat video, you see him from his own phone switch hands while on the passenger side of her car at the 30 second mark, after shes tried to move forward and just as the other ICE vehicle rolls up. bsky.app/profile/bell...
Screenshot of a video from Bellingcat at the 30 second mark. It's a synchronized amalgam of 4 videos. At this point, the murderer's own video shows him reaching for his phone with his left hand while on the passenger side of the victim's car. From a different viewpoint in the screenshot, you can see the victim's wife talking to the murderer, but he's out of sight behind the his own vehicle.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 10/01/2026
Grimace dressed as Thanos
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 05/01/2026
me, entering 2016 vs. me entering 2026
Young Dustin Henderson from Stranger Things Season 1Older Dustin Henderson from Stranger Things Season 5, with his face beated and bloodied.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 15/12/2025
Oh, the juxtapositioning of these two...
Two Bluesky posts. The top is a satirical headline from New York Times Pitchbot that says, "RFK Jr. is an unqualified quack whose policies will kill tens of thousands of Americans. Is that a good thing?" Below that is a different post with a screenshot of a real New York Times article, entitled "Trump's Diplomats Are Inexperienced and Unqualified. Is That a Good Thing?"
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 15/12/2025
This mother fucker seriously made Rob and Michele Reiner's murders all about him.
Message from Donald Trump, posted December 15, 2025: A very sad thing happened last night in Hollywood. Rob Reiner, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star, has passed away, together with his wife, Michele, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometimes referred to as TDS. He was known to have driven people CRAZY by his raging obsession of President Donald J. Trump, with his obvious paranoia reaching new heights as the Trump Administration surpassed all goals and expectations of greatness, and with the Golden Age of America upon us, perhaps like never before. May Rob and Michele rest in peace!
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 07/12/2025
That alt text, though....
Honestly, I don't know how to describe everything going on in this image, but I'll give it a shot. 

A dude in a bootleg Metallica shirt, wearing a Labubu about his neck, holding a stuffed toy for no reason I can imagine... I guess he's into stuffies... standing in front of an xmas tree with oversized balls - definitely not a statement - and a hired model who presents at once as underaged and also more physically and emotionally developed than this babyman with a look on his face that would inspire a Tibetan lama to smash him in the mouth with a brick. Oh and he's captioned it thusly:


"43 years old, no kids, crypto millionaire, smoking hot girlfriend. Name anyone having a better Christmas than me"

I can only imagine the reason this homunculus is not painfully lonely is because, like the toy he clutches, he experiences no mental interiority whatsoever.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 06/12/2025
That's how it's done.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 04/12/2025
Fake CAPTCHA asking users to select all squares with "Trump asleep", but all 9 squares show Trump asleep.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 24/11/2025
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 23/11/2025
So, what I'm hearing here is, you've knowingly given illegal orders, and your sycophantic legal team has told you what you want to hear.
Message from Donald J. Trump: "Many legal scholars agree that the Democrat traitors that told the military to disobey my orders, as President, have committed a crime of serious proportion!"
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 10/11/2025
Still from Peanuts where Charlie Brown is trying to punt a football but Lucy pulls the ball away before he kicks, leaving him flipping up into the air. Charlie Brown is labeled as "Democrats", Lucy is labeled as "Republicans", and the football is labeled "ACA", in reference to the Senate Democrats, after weeks of demanding health care be part of any deal to reopen the government, choosing to vote on re-opening the government with promises of a future vote on health care subsidies at some future point.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 25/10/2025
Tweet by Dean Browning back in 2020, whose profile picture clearly shows him as a middle aged white man: "I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected which I never do when democrats are involved."
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 19/10/2025
Hmmm. I don't know. Maybe because you're laughing about it, telling a woman to "lighten up" when she comes out against rape jokes, and you support Trump being raped in prison. Just a wild guess, here.
Kate asks Craig, "What's so funny about rape?", to which Craig responds, "When it is happening to Trump in prison."
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 11/10/2025
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 06/10/2025
😢
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 30/09/2025
Oh, that's not the reception he expected. Delicious!
Hegseth told senior military leaders that Trump had their backs as he introduced the president, who was met with near silence from the hundreds of gathered personnel.

“I’ve never walked into a room so silent before,” Trump said, telling the audience they could applaud if they wanted to.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 29/09/2025
I don't know if you saw this or not. I get Disney+ through a legacy Verizon plan, so no easy way to cancel. But they sent me this email announcing the new "price savings" I'm getting.
Important information on your Disney+, Hulu, ESPN Select Bundle Legacy subscription through Verizon

Dear Member,

Thank you for being part of the Disney+ community, through Verizon. With Disney+, Hulu, ESPN Select Bundle Legacy included in your Verizon plan, you've been able to enjoy everything we have to offer, from blockbuster movies, to brand-new series and exclusive Originals at no additional cost.

To keep bringing you the very best in entertainment, we’re investing in the stories you love. We’re committed to bringing you the highest quality new productions, alongside fan favorites from Disney, Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars, National Geographic and more.

And because you have Disney+, Hulu, ESPN Select Bundle Legacy through Verizon, after October 21, 2025, you will be saving even more: $24.99 per month.

If, at any point after October 21, 2025, you are no longer on a qualifying Verizon plan, the price of your Disney plan will increase to $24.99 per month.

To learn more about or manage your subscription, please visit My Verizon Online or the My Verizon app, Verizon FAQs, or contact Verizon by calling 1-800-922-0204.

We are always here to help. For any questions, please visit our Help Center for more information.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 27/09/2025
Ooh, ooh, ooh, can I post tits, too?
A pair of tits (birds) on a sawed-off tree branch.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 12/09/2025
The quintessential way to insult someone in Christianese while remaining holier-than-thou.
Rep. Nancy Mace, at 7:36 AM on Sept 12, 2025, posted on X, "We know Charlie Kirk would want us to pray for such an evil, and lost individual like Tyler Robinson to find Jesus Christ."
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 03/09/2025
Your last saved image is your moral philosophy.
An adult Grey tabby cat is seen in profile with its mouth open in front of a Grey tabby kitten, whose eyes are wide and ears pinned back. It looks like a parent yelling at a child, but cats.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 23/08/2025
Who knew calling out Gavin Newsom's transphobia would be so effective at riling up Blue MAGA?
Screenshot of my listification notifications showing 6 people blocked me in one day.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 22/08/2025
Tweet from Coolee Bravo, dated 23 Oct 17. "Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say, 'I like pancakes' and someone will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about"
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 18/08/2025
I'm sorry, the fucking WHAT Detention Center?
Map of Texas coastline, taken from the quoted post, showing a planned expansion of the Brownsville Family Detention Center.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 13/08/2025
Screenshot of a post from Twitter dated October 23, 2017. "Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence.  Wtf is you talking about."
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 23/07/2025
Hey, lookit this
Jack Black in A Minecraft Movie.
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 02/07/2025
Yeah, he's gonna illegally revoke Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani's US naturalization, have him arrested by ICE, and on a plane to El Salvador before anyone can react.
Message on Truth Social from Donald Trump. 

As President of the United States, I'm not going to let this Communist Lunatic destroy New York.

Rest assured, I hold all the levers, and have all the cards. I'll save New York City, and make it "Hot" and "Great" again, just like I did with the Good Ol' USA!
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 20/06/2025
As if we needed more evidence that Trump is racist.
Screenshot of a post by Trump on Truth social on June 19, 2025. "Too many non-working holidays in America. It is costing our Country $BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to keep all of these businesses closed. The workers don't want it either! Soon we'll end up having a holiday for every once working day of the year. It must change if we are going to, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 12/06/2025
Wow, what a fucking spin. This has nothing to do with the founding of the Army and everything to do with Der Idiot's ego.
Screenshot from news.va.gov. "On June 14, the United States Army is commemorating 250 years of serving and defending the American people. In honor of this historic day, Veterans and the public in the National Capital Region are invited to attend the free festival and parade. A livestream broadcast will also be available for Americans across the nation to join in commemorating the occasion."
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Shawn Luce @saluce.com · 04/06/2025
Image of a dozen dark skin Black kids sitting close together in church pews. In the front middle with them sits a blonde haired white boy. The caption reads, "When Jesus hid in Egypt."
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