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Tess

@salsanoodles.bsky.social
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29 | She/they | Neurodivergent | Gamer | TTRPG Enjoyer | Lover of Fictional Characters | Dragon Age, ATLA, FF7 & Star Wars | Bruins | MDNI. If you know me in person be wary, this is where my hyper-fixations live

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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyone who thinks the US healthcare system works has never tried to get specialty medication before.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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🌿Lana @fernfables.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Closing rifts is exhausting... but at least I have you. #DragonAge #DorianPavus
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The moment Collins announced she was a no on Blanche, you KNEW they had the votes.
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Nova The CyberMage💜⭐ @cybermagenova.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!
A screenshot from Fire Emblem with a CG of Lyn on a sunset background saying, "I do not love my country. I love the people in it and want their needs met."
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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 15/06/2026
Congrats to the Golden Knights, who got EXACTLY what they deserved: the single worst goaltending performance in Stanley Cup history. Puck don't lie.
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
LETS GO CANES
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astin • kidaelari @kidaelari.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Look at him go! #Assan #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #DragonAge #virtualphotography #gamephotography
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Roche, the motorcycle stunt SOLDIER loser from Final Fantasy VII Remake.
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Syrus Hyena @syrushyena.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
New way to view these Data Centers that are draining the communities they implant themselves in... draining resources for slop
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The⚡️Saesar @saesar19999999.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I started Trespasser and I said good bay to Skyhold. I don’t remember how many times I up and down this stairs. #DragonAgeInquisition
Cole at Skyhold
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Avs lock tf in tonight I’m tired of seeing Carter Hart praise.
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Any time someone starts a sentence with “hey so”, my blood pressure immediately goes up 10 points because I know they’re gonna say some mean girl shit to me
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Everything I’ve learned about Euphoria has been completely against my will. I haven’t watched it but I know SO much about the plot because social media thinks I’m the demographic for it, for some reason.
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☾ ⋆。°✩ 🎃 ℍ-𝔸𝕝𝕚-𝕎𝕖𝕖𝕟 👻 ✩°。⋆ ☽ @alig88.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
ily Sway, you don’t deserve this crap effort in front of you
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✨Lou🖤🤍💜 Art Raffle🎨 @loustica-lucia.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Happy(?) First Anniversary to Clair Obscur Expedition 33! Thank you, without spoilers, for this story, for the tears & the bursts of laughter. Those precious moments we won’t forget anytime soon. For those who come after.🥖 Closeup&WIPS🧵⤵ #ClairObscurExpedition33 #COE33 #RenoirDessendre #LousticArt
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Share a GIF from an animated film you love!
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a man with a mustache is holding a torch and says it was like a sign from god
ALT: a man with a mustache is holding a torch and says it was like a sign from god
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Jake Bartok @jakebartok.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
With Maul: Shadow Lord almost out I had to draw something to celebrate!
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cloud strife ˎˊ˗ @ff7revelation.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
part idk of zack does not know personal space (sorry im still not over it, mb new oomfs) #zakkura
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Pat Ramsey 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 @patramsey.net · 02/04/2026
Once again, "Andor" delivers the goods. Bondi, finding out she's being tossed aside.
Andor's Deedra Meero at the moment she realizes she's screwed. Director Krennic stands behind her, with his gloved finger pressing down on the top of her head as she wears a wide-eyed expression of terror.
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Boston Bruins (twitter mirror) @bruinsnhlbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Some quick hands there, Mints 👌
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
bbno$ hate is so forced lol
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☾ ⋆。°✩ 🎃 ℍ-𝔸𝕝𝕚-𝕎𝕖𝕖𝕟 👻 ✩°。⋆ ☽ @alig88.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
*le sigh*
The bruins make me want to die in colorful letters
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✨Lou🖤🤍💜 Art Raffle🎨 @loustica-lucia.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
💀
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Kala Elizabeth 🐙 @kalaelizabeth.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy 15th birthday to Dragon Age 2! Thank you for being so funny and making Marian Hawke
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that the Buffalo Sabres are the top of the Atlantic Division right now.
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Stevie leaving Good Mythical Morning might actually be more devastating to me than Brad Marchand getting traded to the Panthers last year.
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Square Enix finally made FF7 Rebirth soundtrack available on Spotify in the US so I’ve at least got that going for me.
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I used to be the #1 Jeremy Swayman defender but until he speaks up he can shove that gold medal straight up his ass idc. Charlie McAvoy too.
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Dabria @anxiousbruin.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Men's USA team really brought Johnny Gaudreau's kids on the ice to get a group picture with..... And then, they joked, laughed and kissed the ass of our known pedophile of president who r*ped little girls, and partied with the guy who's in charge of covering it up. Sick fucks.
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dalish ❤️ (shadowgast mode) @dalishrogue.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
combat literally just started and they’re already unhinged lmao 😭 #criticalrole #cr4
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Joshua Duckworth🦆🦆🦆 @duckzio.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Got my Solas Funko POP!!!
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Ty Anderson @ty-anderson.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Team's best defenseman gets rocked with an elbow to the dome but don't you say mean words to the referee. MLB umpire behavior.
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Caitie @ghildirthalen.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Carver Hawke is the better Hawke twin btw
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⭐️alex🌙Solavellan Marketing Strategist @syllana.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I think we moved on too quickly from how cunty solas looked in this art piece specifically. what a slut (affectionate)
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Going to start describing all of my emotional states with Ben Starr images. This is my baseline.
Ben Starr at the game awards giving two thumbs up with a smile that appears more like a cringe.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 12/12/2025
First trailer for 'Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic' • Single-player game • KOTOR director Casey Hudson is returning
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Audioslave was playing on the classic rock station. I have more life to live, goddamnit
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Really hoping to hear about KOTOR remake and TES6 tonight guys!! #TheGameAwards
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Chaos Wizard Aficionado @handle.invalid · 21/11/2025
Soldiers party! #criticalrole #cr4 #criticalrolecampaign4 #critrolefanart #criticalrolefanart
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 27/11/2025
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
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Joon Lee @joon.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Sports gambling is not just corrupting our trust in sports, but America. Thank you to @amanpourcopbs.bsky.social, @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social and @camanpour.bsky.social for the platform. Our full conversation: youtu.be/uiomTi50pS8?...
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Please no more penalties. Two 5 on 3’s in one game is so bad. #NHLBruins
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Everyone making Drag Path edits is responsible for my mental health rn
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Yeah this feels pretty accurate (Fuck you Oghren). A lot of ties because some were really hard to pick between honestly.
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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☾ ⋆。°✩ 🎃 ℍ-𝔸𝕝𝕚-𝕎𝕖𝕖𝕟 👻 ✩°。⋆ ☽ @alig88.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
6-1 🥴
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Brad Marchand’s trade put a Babe Ruth level curse on the Bruins. There’s no other explanation for this level of suck.
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Tess @salsanoodles.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I will never recover from this trade
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lily @feyspeaker.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Sir Julien Davinos ⚔️👀 #CriticalRoleCampaign4 #criticalrolefanart
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