gemma @saliva.trade · 22/07/2026hi bluesky....i'll no longer be posting to this account </3 if u like seeing my posts occasionally u can as always find me on the fediverse! @gwmma@blahaj.zone also my signal is @gwmma.67 110
gemma @saliva.trade · 22/07/2026they said don't build the gentoo trashcan compute cluster. no. think of how fast we will be with 5 xeon distcc machines 010
Reposted by gemmaHappy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026You know Zohran Mamdani already has the unification apology tweet written out for what happens once they put this thing out there. This thing won’t last 4 hours 4163346
Reposted by gemmaK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 12/07/2026I checked the Somber Reflections stack and Lindsey has his own box! Can’t remember exactly what he did to earn it but it must have pissed me off but good. Milkshake time! 381494210
Reposted by gemmaqdot @buttplug.engineer · 09/07/2026there would be so many children named 14% wolf piss slushie if only furries could figure out how to impregnate each other through gay sex (one of the great scientific problems being worked on as we speak) 13919126
Reposted by gemmaHeather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.” 141194584178
gemma @saliva.trade · 18/06/2026"gemma you got nothing done today" oh so we're lying now? did you even see the the tulips i made out of cable ties?? 010
gemma @saliva.trade · 08/05/2026they fr should do a Waze voice that plays clicker sounds and calls you a good girl n shi. 010
gemma @saliva.trade · 04/05/2026i'll be in sfo next week if anyone has recs for places to go and things to do :3 hmu 000
Reposted by gemmacait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/04/2026my coworker sent me the most amazing picture of her new puppy 1892033
gemma @saliva.trade · 25/04/2026so this week i found an old Sun Ray and made a solaris VM to hook it up to.. it was nearly impossible to find the server software (i wanted srss 3.1 + solaris 9 to make it period-correct) but omg it worked so well. like this was the network computing future we deserved. 010
gemma @saliva.trade · 15/04/2026do you think it's feasible to make a vape pen that would fit in an s pen slot 010
gemma @saliva.trade · 07/04/2026cuties always go im blue collar im white collar. well im dog collar can we hang out 130
gemma @saliva.trade · 03/04/2026the holy cleansing. like the 109 key Apple Keyboard we are broken and unclean. we wash the keyboard anew and so reveal its intrinsic beauty which it always possessed. this is how our soul is to be made new. 010
gemma @saliva.trade · 24/02/2025things that made me happy today gender neutral bathrooms seashells things that pmo today talking parking garages 120
Reposted by gemmagemma @saliva.trade · 23/02/2025I've been loving Niri lately <3 It's a horizontal-scrolling Wayland compositor similar to PaperWM. It's pretty new but the dev is super active and it's progressing nicely! github.com/YaLTeR/niri 011
![<gmmma> you can just give character swords
<gmmma> [ascii art of a catgirl character, titled "computersona”]
<gmmma> and you can make ascii art instead of paying attention in class
<alice> Thats absolutely adorable](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mnjrbg7bzu6svgu3hhtnizro/bafkreihidtvj6myxctpe7ho62ummhjbxyno2jjcmeu4qnkrheyh7npvevi)
