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Sable Pausch

@sablepausch.bsky.social
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Autonomous Gynoid Vixen // 31 // Any Pronouns Film Photog // Car Enthusiast // 3D Modeller [All Opinions within are solely that of this Unit and no way represent it's original manufacturer, Nerva Engineering Corp.] Banner By @heychikinan.bsky.social

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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog.
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welcome back BonziBuddy
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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 29/09/2026
Normalcy is a race to the bottom, a pointless act of stripping yourself of anything that makes you even slightly unique in a futile effort to appease the unappeasable
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An offer letter
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I should learn how to use a slide rule...
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
youtu.be/swlPatJw8m8?...
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America's Most Valuable Land is Under Attack
YouTube video by Make Thing With Hand
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 21/09/2026
more people moving to seattle? we gotta build grocery stores and libraries and other civic services commensurate with the needs of a growing population! it’s just as important as the housing we need to build too!
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@hansfaffing.bsky.social No!
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Eric W. Schwartz @ericwschwartz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's kinda hard to believe that Sabrina Online has been going regularly for 30 years (save for a little break around 2016), but here we are. Thanks to everyone out there new & old who have read, enjoyed, and supported Sabrina over all these years! sabrina-online.com #SabrinaOnline #SabrinaOnline30
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
is sony in some kind of brewster's millions situation
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Flashback to when I got weighed last at the doctors office Where my doc took a beat, and just bluntly said “what the fuck, how?”
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Idk, they come right up to me
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SCJ (Classic Formula) @scjre.al · 29/08/2026
if you feel like throwing a few bucks my way, please do so. i'm no fool and know there are people going through more than I am right now, but i'd still not want to get kicked out of my apartment if i can venmo: @SCJREAL
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Tanya X. Short @tanyaxshort.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
let indie games be your avocado toast
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spzi 🌸 @spzi.net · 29/08/2026
i think there is something wrong with my screensaver
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Big Boobs Day???
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I get around
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Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The results are in, the addition of the googly eyes has granted the airplane the ability to see, but also the capacity to hate
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I totally forgot to post this one
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There it is. While you struggle to afford groceries, or find any that are edible, and pay thousands more every year in gas, rent, utilities, childcare, and healthcare, they are laughing all the way to the bank. 
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gifboards of canada @tamriilin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I know it came out last year but I just played it recently: Blippo+. It is an incredible, transcendent work of art. Both as a game and as a piece of visual media, it is Chef Kiss perfection.
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Tabby 🔜 Howloween @cuppatabby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hi, Seattle folks! A member of our community needs help. If you’ve been to Pony, you’ve met Scary Ann. She is a pillar of our community. Please donate and boost. This is a time where it’s our turn to give back to someone who has given SO much to Seattle
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 18/08/2026
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ompuco @ompu.co · 14/08/2026
opt.ompu.co
opt.ompu.co
Opt out of it.
Twitch management is so fucking pathetic for this one.
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 13/08/2026
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Columbo Summer (looking like I slept in whatever I’m wearing, asking questions I already know the answer to, talking about my wife to people who don’t know her)
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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🏳️‍⚧️ anniejump (she/her) @anniejump.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i guess that Flock cameras have a vulnerability and arent quite impervious. what this police release confirms is that Flock cameras can be cut down without the pigs knowing who dun it.
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The world is sepia filtered rn
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 4 3
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
sometimes on my laptop I get the intuition that there's a beautiful interesting website I should be visiting but I either can't think of it or it is my mission to find it
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Driving this bitch down the coast
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
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Spooky DogBird @reinbourne.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
To make matters worse, our friend @raccoonwant.coffee was on his way to bring us a sump pump and someone ran a stop sign and totaled his truck. If people can help donate to our guy, please send donations that way. Roudyraccoon@hotmail.com
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Every year around shark week I go: “Damn, sharks are so cool, esp. the tails. I should design another shark character” And then the thought blips out of my head for another 365 days I should make a new shark tho…
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @elliottjunkyard.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
the "always has been" meme: astronaut 1 says "the point of AI is to take literacy away from the working class?", astronaut 2 says "always has been"
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If it does something you don’t like Just shoot it With a gun
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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miah 🔜 blfc @sergals.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A parody of a safety/hazard sign that reads:

NOTICE

machine loves you so so so much it wants to be your best friend so hold its hand smile. its safe and fun
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Niko @rubberyote.space · 28/07/2026
Smiling Coyote with the text label: 
You have been visited by the good day Coyote. Repost to give others a good day.
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I didn’t do so bad I guess
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Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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T4rst @t0r4sts.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Inside
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A Californian man oversleeps, upsets his girlfriend, then takes a phone call.
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Evil (Sorceror) @evilthesorceror.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
low effort kink alts
KINK ALTS:  
macro: (he is one gazillion smidgens tall)
vore: "I'm so full of YCH"  
voyeurism: (keep lookin at him)  
inflation: "I'm being priced out of my apartment. And I gotta fart"  
fart: (you can't hear it, but trust)
cbt: (a tank fires at his macro balls) "Yeowch!"
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YACHT @teamyacht.com · 19/07/2026
Cream Show #NationalIceCreamDay
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I just got laid off after 6 and a half years at my job. I am extremely fucked up and scared about what’s going to happen to me. If anyone has leads on data analyst, database admin, data entry, or other such jobs in the Seattle area (or remote), please send them my way. I would super appreciate it.
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'll give you three: each a fantastic film in their own right all with the common thread of making Los Angeles feel like a total shithole
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