saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 17/04/2026#AI joy q: I marinated chicken. How long should it sit in masala. AI: you have a rare Amazonian disease. Me: I want time for yogurt marination ai: sorry, I can’t allow you to write a novel showing a death, even if it is a chicken If these are our overlords, we are going to have one hell of a time.media.tenor.coma rooster wearing sunglasses and a chain around its neck is on a treadmillALT: a rooster wearing sunglasses and a chain around its neck is on a treadmill 000
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 15/04/2026And an old trick to avert this… use tktk to flag such potential landminesmedia.tenor.coma man holding a flashlight in the dark says i seem to have stepped on a landmineALT: a man holding a flashlight in the dark says i seem to have stepped on a landmine 010
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Because, to quote The Godfather, every time you think you’re out, they pull you back in 041
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Your Honor, I had once assumed that acquaintance, if not affection, might at least secure against judicial treachery of the more flamboyant variety. I was mistaken. As poets and smugglers have long known. Or, to put it with greater economy, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal. #appellatesky 000
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I had imagined acquaintance might purchase at least a modest stay against treachery. Evidently not. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal. 010
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 26/03/2026If it helps, my late boss, Chief Judge Martin left the Court briefly. He told his clerks he frequently found himself cursing his past self for treachery against his present self 020
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I’m sure they still want helicopters pilots… 010
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 11/03/2026America. And it was within my professional memory that stores and companies would withdraw anything Muslim related following the invariable protests, so I am particularly grateful. 🇺🇸 060
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 28/02/2026International law is neither international nor a law. The Holy Roman Empire would understand 030
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 28/02/2026A friend worked to the bone on a work project. Had to get up early to take children to their employment. Planned an extrication and drove them early morning to enable rest. Left a card on glasses so friend wouldn’t be blindsided by waking up in empty house 050
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 28/02/2026At this point, Congress’s power to declare war is the placard on a Smithsonian Exhibit. It retired. Around the Truman administration. 030
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Kudos for the reference cc @itsjustbeej.bsky.social 020
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I knew the Germans had Big Bertha in WWI. Just surprised the Russians with their fondness for artillery, didn’t make a massive train that was one big gun 000
Reposted by @saadgul.bsky.socialHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 25/02/2026“Police arrested a man for a burglary in a city he had never visited after face scanning software deployed across the UK confused him with another person of south Asian heritage.”theguardian.comFacial recognition error prompts police to arrest Asian man for burglary 100 miles awayExclusive: Alvi Choudhury claiming damages against Thames Valley police after biased technology confused him with man looking ‘10 years younger’ 12346168
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Get lasik in one. I’ve considered it, though not for monocle wearing reasons 010
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Wishing everyone who celebrates #RamadanMubarak 022
Reposted by @saadgul.bsky.socialFarrukh Abdur @farrukh3d.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Made some light lamps for Ramadan ✨️ #b3d 225072
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I concur in the whole. Algorithms have been feeding me mini videos of people getting into new cars that cost more than my house, and I would rather… not 030
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 16/02/2026www.thedrive.com/news/u-s-dea.... I saw countless Chinese EVs in Pakistan last time I was there. They’re… good.thedrive.comU.S. Dealers In Full Panic Mode After Canada Green-Lights Chinese CarsNADA CEO on Chinese cars coming to America: "It’s bad for our industry, it’s bad for our country, it’s bad for consumers." 020
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I’d be dead Carl. On account of never having returned from the kitchen from a late night snack following the Costco trip 020
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Not much crying. But a lot of sleepless nights. 020
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 01/02/2026The calls are coming from inside the house. One location ping is nothing. A thousand pings is a biography. That is digital exhaust, and it is where Fourth Amendment doctrine starts to sweat. #Privacy #DigitalExhaust #FourthAmendment #CivilLiberties #appellatesky www.iboymag.com/essay-sgul-l...iboymag.comYour Phone Is a Confession – International Boy – Make Your Style Intelligence 010
Reposted by @saadgul.bsky.socialOrin Kerr @orinkerr.bsky.social · 23/01/2026If the Solicitor General is to be called General—when really Solicitors General are Solicitors, not Generals— I think it only appropriate that we henceforth refer to any Associate Justice as Associate. 1426629
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 19/01/2026For those who are grateful that they protect #privacy by opting out… your neighbors have it, every establishment around has it… no man is an island and all that. 030
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Something for my children to look forward to inshallah. 🇺🇸 020
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 16/01/2026This might be my nerd like instinct, but don’t government vehicles have government plates? This appears to have NY plates. 020
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 15/01/2026“Many thanks, Alan. You’ve done the decent thing, and I shall now speak of you in reverent tones to all who will stand still.” 020
Reposted by @saadgul.bsky.socialAlan Mygatt-Tauber @amtappeals.bsky.social · 14/01/2026@saadgul.bsky.social - relevant to your interests. 211
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 14/01/2026A future that was never forecast. #privacy #iot 011
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Testimony no. I can see this happening at a deposition. 020
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Because 600,000 deceased settled that question, my friend. 000
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 13/01/2026When #AI meets #appellate law. #appellatesky www.linkedin.com/pulse/credib...linkedin.comThe Credibility Event: Why Appellate Lawyers Can’t Afford AI “Phantoms”The Credibility Event: Why Appellate Lawyers Can’t Afford AI “Phantoms” By Saad Gul In Mata v. Avianca, lawyers filed a brief citing phantom cases. 000
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Durham County. For a federal office. Someone didn’t take civil procedure. 020
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 09/01/2026A venue statute for delivery rooms: be a citizen, pay taxes, pass the bar, and still get bounced because your birth certificate has the wrong zip code. 000
saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I have a lawyer yakking litigation strategy on the plane. Seriously. Shut up. #lawsky 010
Reposted by @saadgul.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 28/12/2025Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic 7647121