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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whiplash (2014)
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Never Been Sacked” would be a good name for a Heated Rivalry spinoff set in football
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Would’ve been a bummer for Benjamin Button if he was born as a 10yo
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Nick Juskewycz @itssked.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chris Simms my GOAT. He's 100% spot on here
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 15/09/2026
Alex Blechman (@AlexBlechman) on X

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Both these players were named by a 3yo
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
At RATM’s cobo hall show for evil empire a guy to my right kept randomly punching the guy to my left, who thought I was doing the punching, and I ultimately had to retreat further back
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Depends what you mean by "knows what iambic pentameter is"
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Six stars (out of 5 I don’t make rules I break them) youtu.be/TOUrLn1FFCA?...
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Hot Rod (7/10) Movie CLIP - Cool Beans (2007) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Should’ve called it Large Lots! it was right there the whole time
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Damn they made it 🏆
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The Big Boy @bravedelay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Excellent piece (and book!) but the line-by-line account of what a tour actually costs from Los Campesinos! is eye-opening. loscampesinos.substack.com/p/los-camp-p...
loscampesinos.substack.com
📈 Los Camp! Present Their Tour Accounts
🔍 A detailed breakdown of the cost of our 2024 North American Tour
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 19/08/2026
Woah.
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Damn sounds like Dane Cook had a real (fettuccini al) Fredo Corleone moment variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com
Dane Cook’s Brother Stole $12 Million From Comedian, Hid Bricks of Cash in Pasta Sauce
Dane Cook's brother embezzled $12 million from the comedian and stashed it in cans of pasta sauce, according to the new documentary 'Funny Money.'
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Quincy Tyler Bernstine in Furious 🔥 🏆 also deadpan hilarious
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Febreeze nuts
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 08/08/2026
Dunno. I mean, I've told it to people, but I'm not sure I've told it in a public forum. It's a good one. Makes me cackle. I heard it from one of the people Lynch leaned on the hardest on that film, the guy who tracked down the warehouse space in Northridge that Lynch rented as a "soundstage." (1/10)
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What a picture did he not know he was a candidate
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/08/2026
The diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.
futurism.com
The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Watts in Mulholland Boulevard
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Listen I don’t know what to tell ya I LOLed
President Trump on LeBron James: ‘Maybe he’s a racist’
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
🏆
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 19/07/2026
“If students are using it to compose, which is the biggest tragedy of all, they’ll never learn to write. And their voice is stolen from them.”
theverge.com
Dave Eggers told OpenAI staff that ChatGPT was ‘silencing an entire generation’
He called AI writing “pastiche nonsense.”
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“The Odyssey has never been adapted for the screen” c’mon, o brother
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That Don't Make No Sense! Meme
ALT: That Don't Make No Sense! Meme
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Preparing for THE ODYSSEY as Homer would’ve wanted: watching SULLIVAN’S TRAVELS and O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU? and reading ULYSSES 🧐😇
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Eric Ansley Díaz 🏳️‍🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Super cool movie (currently on Kanopy and presumably VOD)
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ref is gonna take his bald cap off to reveal Trump hair
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Firework Car
ALT: Firework Car
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Shirts came out of the wash once looking like Canada’s unis and wife kicked my ass
Too much powdered detergent look
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cape Verde tourism gonna spike like “the next Martha’s Vineyard” Widow’s Bay
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Thank You For Saying That Widows Bay
ALT: Thank You For Saying That Widows Bay
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Child's drawing

Child: hello darkness my old friend

Grumpy black squiggle: shut up
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Say what venmo
“Add a teen” on Venmo
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
No holiday here this weekend because we stopped celebrating America
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Buster Scruggs was based on this….
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Is cocaine cheaper in Columbia must be huh ❄️ ❄️ ❄️
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Tony East @tonyreast.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Fever surprise Judy, a veteran usher in Gainbridge Fieldhouse, as her military son returns. She hadn’t seen him in 7 years:
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Doesn't say when or where the show is GREAT JOB EVERYBODY 🏆

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Tickets on sale tomorrow
BE THERE LIVE

TURNSTILE: THE NEVER ENOUGH TOUR PT. 2

ON SALE BEGINS: FRI JUN 26 AT 10AM
FIND OUT MORE
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Name a film with a title that is a full sentence.
They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
DRIVE MY CAR: A KILLER CARS MYSTERY
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
All worth it for this
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
OG deserves more credit for not playing like a crybaby (aka 99% of the league)
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Show a pic of potus fragile butterfly sleeping on some shitty decorative couch, you cowards
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
On the plus for Knicks fans some people would’ve paid five figures and waited in line for two hours just to see all those celebs IRL
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
250th USA bday would’ve actually been fun if not for the dumbest fuck 🤷‍♂️
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Panjacks Flapcakes @rynoisneato.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Damn Chef Boyardee make drink now, pairs well with plain penne
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