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RyBoy

@ryboy.bsky.social
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welcome to my Twitter page! To quote my doctor's notes from my last visit 'Nose and mouth pink and moist. Neck supple.' My opinions are yours, too. 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm in the Goth I'm in the Target I'm in the combination Goth Target
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Most people walking around and trying to get people to believe in their sex dreams just get arrested
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What if GUYS had BOOBS??????
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dumbest country in the world baby it’s not even close
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*jotting down notes in a notebook* Aubrey... Pugza
An AI generated photo of The Most Popular Black Person Per State with shocking inaccuracies
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is uncanny how every single person with a dog pfp is just the most vile person you'll run into in your life
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a student at The Alpha School enjoying 2 hours of mandatory AI every morning
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Party favors for my daughters birthday came with hair extensions so you KNOW ya boy has his turquoise Padawan braid
An impeccably handsome middle aged man with a turquoise Padawan braid that evokes the spirit of Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sad to know my children will grow up in a world where they won't know about clowning on Internet Explorer
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*sick of this guy's shit voice* he's back
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will not be having my fingerprints lifted and be framed for every crime in the city
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ain't nothing in hell could make me flip over a Shutterfly photo found in a random port-a-potty in a public park
The back of a printed photo sitting on a shelf in a purple port-a-potty
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm embarrassed by everything that comes out of my mouth so bad takes feel normal
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They push Google search to its limits!
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Laughing to myself about the prospect of Mitch McConnell being cracked out of his gourd at Fortnite
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Easily one of the best subs on Reddit
r/GirlDinnerDiaries 38m • Join

I accidentally pooped on his couch

A photo of a bowl of soup
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think we should encourage Mitch McConnell to start streaming games on Twitch
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's so funny that mogging/looksmaxxing is such a special interest of the right/Assmold fans because the people they hate the most are the best at absolutely mogging them lol
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my God it's time to go by Addie or some shit
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Have you guys thought about how much happier we'd be if we just didn't interact with everything we came across?
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Classic
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Literally yes
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Israel should stop making everything about Israel
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah, I'm thinking Rick
Sign at Wal-Mart that originally read "Trick or Treat" with the first "T" missing so ot reads "Rick or Treat"
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me when I'm asking what's up
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now come on, folks. *That* is comedy.
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They fucking hate fun over there
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They're talking about Mr Bean
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Guys who walk around saying that every criminal needs to be gunned down in the streets: "All hitler needed was a little more artistic support"
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Never realized how much RoboCop was into piss play
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's getting around via zoetrope
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to Macklemore'
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This man has scruples
A t-shirt featuring a tweet from famed sitcom actor Richard Karn. The tweet reads "I've thought long and hard about NFT’s and I’ve decided it’s not something I need to do🙏💕" and is accompanied by a picture of the actor smiling at a table.
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Social Media is what we're using Socal Media is what the Red Hot Chili Peppers make
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As far as I'm concerned Blizzard could just release WoW Classic every couple years until I'm dead and I'd be alright with it
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's horseshit that the cops get to take half of the entire budget for the city and still also get qualified immunity. The only way to make things right is to give me qualified immunity as well.
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Observational humor has me like "ah yes I can relate!"
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nine, but then also Eleven. Make it make sense.
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tom Hanks Pumpkin Brulee on tap! 🫡 🪖🇺🇸🗽🦅
Coffee Bean Hopper at speedway featuring  Tom Hanks next to an American flag. The name HANKS in all caps runs down the right side. The flavor is pumpkin brulee.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/12/2025
this is just wrong
Ad on a youtube video titled "The Last Person to Debate Charlie Kirk (Exclusive Interview.)" It is for Bergara Rifles, and features a dude in a baseball cap looking down a rifle scope. 

lol.
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think the coolest part about almost being 40 is parts of my body just going numb sometimes for seemingly no reason
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mrw Mario just said "Eat-a the rich"
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm the tall one wearing blue
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I just need to show someone my insane calf muscle
Skipping through the park with my kids, calf on motherfucking fleek
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i will never not share this whenever it comes back into my life
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Manhattan. What's next, Womanshoebrown?
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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah I'm kind of a jazz guy myself [pulls out a concertina and just starts squeezing it crazy style]
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