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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 19h

Daaaaaamn Shedd got some freaky ass food options.

A restaurant at the Shedd Aquarium in Chicagos that specifically celebrated the autoerotic sensation known as Sounding where a mak uses different gauged metal rods and shoves them straight in his dang poenis

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm in the Goth I'm in the Target I'm in the combination Goth Target

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

*jotting down notes in a notebook* Aubrey... Pugza

An AI generated photo of The Most Popular Black Person Per State with shocking inaccuracies

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Party favors for my daughters birthday came with hair extensions so you KNOW ya boy has his turquoise Padawan braid

An impeccably handsome middle aged man with a turquoise Padawan braid that evokes the spirit of Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ain't nothing in hell could make me flip over a Shutterfly photo found in a random port-a-potty in a public park

The back of a printed photo sitting on a shelf in a purple port-a-potty

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Easily one of the best subs on Reddit

r/GirlDinnerDiaries 38m • Join

I accidentally pooped on his couch

A photo of a bowl of soup

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yeah, I'm thinking Rick

Sign at Wal-Mart that originally read "Trick or Treat" with the first "T" missing so ot reads "Rick or Treat"

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Tom Hanks Pumpkin Brulee on tap! 🫡 🪖🇺🇸🗽🦅

Coffee Bean Hopper at speedway featuring Tom Hanks next to an American flag. The name HANKS in all caps runs down the right side. The flavor is pumpkin brulee.

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Mrw Mario just said "Eat-a the rich"

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I just need to show someone my insane calf muscle

Skipping through the park with my kids, calf on motherfucking fleek

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I know shits not going well because they're selling highlighters with tribal tattoos at Wal-Mart

Highlighters with the most fuckass 2003 tribal tattoos. It's giving Disturbed. It's giving Goldberg. It's giving Godsmack Navy commercial.

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

They CGI'd in Hulk's huge heckin peckerino

Comicbook.com headline Avengers Fans Praise Major Change in Edgame: Encore: "So Freaking Good Now"

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

100% the Santa's Village virtual assistant is trying to fuck

A virtual assistant that popped up on the Santa's Village website that is asking how it can "delight" me

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

We used to be proper country, these colors don't run, etc etc

Camel's line of signature cigarettes that were discontinued in the early 2010s with flavors such as Frost, Infused, Robust, and Mellow

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Soulslikes. I appreciate the genre and I recognize Elden Ring being the behemoth that it is, but I cannot be fucked to spend an evening running into brick walls over and over.

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Oh I'm sorry this is fucking insane

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

These guys just waiting for kids to come ride them are easily the most fucked up thing going on at the Ren Faire

Sad ponies waiting for kids all strapped in to the mechanism

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

This place is a fucking mud pit and I love it so much

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

A West Allis cop was suspended and could face a felony charge for kneeling on a suspect's neck and I can't stop looking at his photo

Some white cop who absolutely has a notebook full of concerning poetry in his mother's attic

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I will never reply to my wife again

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Putting milk in soda is abominatory enough, but somehow those Mormon fucks dug their claws into our dying malls? Get that soda craft bullshit out of here!

A depraved Mormon restaurant where you pay them to do the shit you did when you were 8 and high on your own hubris at McDonald's

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Elmo™ Meets Elmo™'s Maker

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

People aren't saying shit like this anymore

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Spent months away from Bluesky working on this joke

A sign that says "Please Don't Bang or Hit the Glass"

A sign that says "Please Don't Bong or Hit the Grass"

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

What the hell is this shit

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

This is how I find out my four-year-old has been using my YouTube account

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

This is who runs this account

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

It must be really difficult to look in the mirror after posting something like this

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Finally someone is asking it

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Let's Go Football BufalO 1960

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Checked my spam folder and I'm fairly certain this e-mail from HHS that links to donaldtrumpcasino dot blogspot dot com is legit

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

This wellness app my wife and I started using has a gottdang Battle Pass (I have premium because I ignored the offer to enter my credit card info enough times that they just gave me the trial anyway)