iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm in the Goth I'm in the Target I'm in the combination Goth Target

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Most people walking around and trying to get people to believe in their sex dreams just get arrested

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What if GUYS had BOOBS??????

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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Dumbest country in the world baby it’s not even close

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

*jotting down notes in a notebook* Aubrey... Pugza

An AI generated photo of The Most Popular Black Person Per State with shocking inaccuracies

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Party favors for my daughters birthday came with hair extensions so you KNOW ya boy has his turquoise Padawan braid

An impeccably handsome middle aged man with a turquoise Padawan braid that evokes the spirit of Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sad to know my children will grow up in a world where they won't know about clowning on Internet Explorer

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ain't nothing in hell could make me flip over a Shutterfly photo found in a random port-a-potty in a public park

The back of a printed photo sitting on a shelf in a purple port-a-potty

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Laughing to myself about the prospect of Mitch McConnell being cracked out of his gourd at Fortnite

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Easily one of the best subs on Reddit

r/GirlDinnerDiaries 38m • Join

I accidentally pooped on his couch

A photo of a bowl of soup

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Have you guys thought about how much happier we'd be if we just didn't interact with everything we came across?

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yeah, I'm thinking Rick

Sign at Wal-Mart that originally read "Trick or Treat" with the first "T" missing so ot reads "Rick or Treat"

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Me when I'm asking what's up

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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026

from the Japanese dub of community

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to Macklemore'

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Social Media is what we're using Socal Media is what the Red Hot Chili Peppers make

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

As far as I'm concerned Blizzard could just release WoW Classic every couple years until I'm dead and I'd be alright with it

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's horseshit that the cops get to take half of the entire budget for the city and still also get qualified immunity. The only way to make things right is to give me qualified immunity as well.

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Observational humor has me like "ah yes I can relate!"

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Nine, but then also Eleven. Make it make sense.

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Tom Hanks Pumpkin Brulee on tap! 🫡 🪖🇺🇸🗽🦅

Coffee Bean Hopper at speedway featuring Tom Hanks next to an American flag. The name HANKS in all caps runs down the right side. The flavor is pumpkin brulee.

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think the coolest part about almost being 40 is parts of my body just going numb sometimes for seemingly no reason

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I just need to show someone my insane calf muscle

Skipping through the park with my kids, calf on motherfucking fleek

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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

i will never not share this whenever it comes back into my life

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Manhattan. What's next, Womanshoebrown?

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Yeah I'm kind of a jazz guy myself [pulls out a concertina and just starts squeezing it crazy style]

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I will soon debut my new smut character Jackoff Reacheround

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Watching an acquaintance go through a divorce through the filter of Facebook Story updates is incredible. I'm sorry you're going through that man, but you really gotta cool it with the 3 Doors Down.

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

A lot of people think that we have to respect those that came before us, but if they were so great they'd be here now, wouldn't they?

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I know shits not going well because they're selling highlighters with tribal tattoos at Wal-Mart

Highlighters with the most fuckass 2003 tribal tattoos. It's giving Disturbed. It's giving Goldberg. It's giving Godsmack Navy commercial.

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Imagining an alternate reality where the US is fine and it's all because they made a Baja Blast that tastes good instead

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

guys these deaths have made me very sad too but we may all want to put fewer of our 'sanity eggs' in the 'immortality of 80 year old celebrities basket'

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

They CGI'd in Hulk's huge heckin peckerino

Comicbook.com headline Avengers Fans Praise Major Change in Edgame: Encore: "So Freaking Good Now"

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Best part of the day so far was hearing two MAGA guys screaming at each other about how mad they are regarding the mask mandates of 6 years ago

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Ren Faire trip #2 and have been complimented twice before I got 100 ft in the park

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

What one punch does to a mf

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

100% the Santa's Village virtual assistant is trying to fuck

A virtual assistant that popped up on the Santa's Village website that is asking how it can "delight" me

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Can you say this online?

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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 14/08/2026

Sonic the Hedgehog has warned Mayor Mamdani that he is planning a terrorist attack on NYC.

Sonic the Hedgehog
@sonic_hedgehog

Hey @NYCMayor, there milight be a small crater caused by a Chaos Emerald tomorrow. Sorry about that!

Wanna see who can fix it faster?

1:00 PM • 8/14/26 • 1M Views

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

We should make it so animals live like twice as long as humans. I think they deserve it.

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Everytime I see Homeland Security my brain filters it into Homestar Runner so I'm just imagining my online presence under the scrutiny of a Strongbad Email segment

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I'm a Retvrn guy but only for those Camel cigarettes that tasted like gummy bears

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Soulslikes. I appreciate the genre and I recognize Elden Ring being the behemoth that it is, but I cannot be fucked to spend an evening running into brick walls over and over.

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I know what could cure us. Autumn.

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