Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You’ve got to see the doomsday shit he had been hawking over the last few years. He was eating slop out of a bucket, I swear to god. 110
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just once I’d like to see a pitcher throw the rosin bag by accident. 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We’ve both been watching this shit for a long time. Was that Moxley promo not one of the eeriest things you’ve ever seen? I’m sure he was thinking about Andy when he channeled those emotions, but you also couldn’t have scripted Pac’s last appearance any more hauntingly. I feel for everyone. 110
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026WiFi has been out for over 24 hours at my place, so last night I read a book on Stoicism and listened to a Cure CD. And you know what? It sucked complete shit I want my TV back I never wanna do that ever again 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Heavyweight isn’t just the greatest podcast. It’s one of the most beautiful, funny, inspiring, touching and heartbreaking pieces of Art produced this century. And it’s back. 0123
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Shout out Widow’s Bay. Shout out Pluribus. Shout out based Macklemore. Shout out Ed “Republicans Buy Sneakers Too” Sheeran 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Go see the new (old) episode of #MST3K in theaters if you can. 040
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“I’m making a move that’s more strategic and gives me the best chance of winning long-term” he says as his opponent incinerates the chessboard with a flamethrower 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The people on The Price Is Right that bid $1 but aren’t the last to bid? Those people are why you have to vote. 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Back in my day, Listerine came in one flavor: PISS. 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 08/07/2026“This is the opposite of selling a house; you lead with haunted.” 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026All the corruption, the bribery, the peace prize, the home field advantage and the billions of dollars still couldn’t make American men good at soccer 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I like that there’s a British soccer player named John Stones who’s just a really reliable guy 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Every night I pray to god that I’ll wake up in the morning and be able to sing just like Billy Ocean 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Vowels on Wheel of Fortune should cost $5,000 of your own personal finances. Sick of this shit; quit being a coward. 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Can I send AEW another 50 bucks because jesus christ dude 120
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The best album of 2026 is the six tracks from The Place Behind The Stars that Streetlight Manifesto dropped today. 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 13/06/2026“Is that what you want to do with your life? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at two in the morning? That's senseless! But that's what happens, man.”youtu.beAmerican Movie - Calling MoroccoYouTube video by Kelly Murphy 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I genuinely thought Andrew Lloyd Webber lived in the 1600’s 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Widow’s Bay is easily my favorite TV show of 2026 so far. Everything I want it to be and more. 130
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Letterman on Colbert tonight was an all-time Late Night classic. A hilarious-yet-bittersweet trip down memory lane that reminded me of why I fell in love with this stuff in the first place. Must-watch. 061
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 11/04/2026“Sir, it appears a fifth astronaut has emerged from the spacecraft.” Graggle, To Himself: “Just keep it cool. You’re almost to the helicopter.” 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Wonderful news for Boils & Ghouls everywhere! ☠️ 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 03/04/2026and yet when I flip my car while sautéed on oxies and tell the cops I’m on the phone with the president I get tased 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 25/03/2026media.tenor.coma man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame . 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 23/03/2026😆 We can just fast-forward to the “retired county employee” part. 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 23/03/2026No internet, no cellphone. Just crushing Big Macs and occasionally being interviewed by The Guardian. We’ve lived our lives incorrectly. 110
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 23/03/2026It never occurred to me that he would try other burgers. 🍔🧐 110
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 17/03/2026That deathmatch was grody macaroni, but to the surprise of nobody it was another 5-hour banger of an AEW PPV. 111
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 09/02/2026It went HARD. I thought it was produced by El-P from Run The Jewels for the first 58 seconds. 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Less than a decade ago this dude was bagging groceries. He’s the living embodiment of the American Dream and that shit ruled. #BadBunny #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX 030
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 08/02/2026My hot take as a GD fan is that Tre is the best on his instrument. Guy’s a total savant. I’ve never heard a bootleg recording from any era where he wasn’t anything but a machine. Also shoutout original drummer John Kiffmeyer who was a leftie that played a right-handed kit backwards (like me). 😆 120
Reposted by Ryan ZeinertBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Here ya go! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...kickstarter.comRiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026!Mike, Kevin, and Bill are heading back to the Satellite of Love for Mystery Science Theater 3000: THE RIFFTRAX EXPERIMENTS! 1762712724
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 02/02/2026There’s lots of ways to analyze the “meaning” of the project: Capitalism, invisible people, the specter of 9/11 or the gentrifying monstrosity of the mall itself. But it usually boils down to one thing: Nothing in life is more important as when you find your people. 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Really enjoyed ‘Secret Mall Apartment.’ I was aware of the story but worried I was going to find the responsible group of artists insufferable (they usually are). These were much more in the “Cool People Doing Cool Shit” category. 100
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Projected on the Wisconsin state capitol (taken from r/madisonwi). 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Permanent Revolution.en.wikipedia.orgPermanent revolution - Wikipedia 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Wistfully bumping 2 Live Crew following Miami’s championship loss. 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 18/01/2026It’s always an honor (and an absolute blast) to see you and the homies perform each year. 🩷🙏 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Kenny Omega making an Antiques Roadshow appearance. 020
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 09/01/2026This showed up in my inbox last night and I was waiting for you to link it on here so I could share it. 😆👍 110
Reposted by Ryan ZeinertMilwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I wrote a thing about Hiroshi Tanahashi and Kazuchika Okada and This World We Live In. I dunno if it's good or whatever, but maybe you'll dig it and share it a bit? #NJPW 🤼 heart-punch.ghost.io/hiroshi-tana...heart-punch.ghost.ioHiroshi Tanahashi vs. Kazuchika Okada, Wrestle Kingdom 20, 1.4.26: Just BreatheYou can't be your best anything if you can't get any rest. You can't get any rest if you can't take in a full breath. On Kazuchika Okada, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Jeff Rosenstock, and me. 142
