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Milwaukee's DrAwkward

@hotshotrobot.bsky.social
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IfIHadAHiFi and Body Futures drummer/vocalist guy. He/him. Skeeting about loud music, pro wrestling, and whatever I feel like. If you are anti-trans you aren't my friend. IfIHadAHiFi EP PAWS IN THE BACON GREASE now available: IfIHadAHiFi.bandcamp.com

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 17h
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 13h
The Chicago Cubs have been delightful tonight
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I laughed and laughed and laughed at this bit. Holy god. Absolute gold.
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not the first person to post this match since last night and I won't be the last, but goddamn, this is one of my all-time favorite wrestling matches because of how perfectly it introduced the idea of Orange Cassidy to a national audience who didn't know if this character was supposed to be a joke 🤼
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FULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Argh.
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pretty sure the trios title match at #AEWAllOut had more sexual tension than any other match I have ever seen 🤼
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
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Math @bigmemath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BREWERS WIN
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101 Dalmatians Puppies in Snow
Alt: 101 Dalmatians Puppies in Snow
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SUNDAY
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nicholas Cage as John Madden seems disrespectful
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On the bright side, the good thing about this game is that the Brewers won their 100th game of the season today
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GBUFO Museum Gift Shop and Records featured out of the last break, and that will be the most excited my wife and I will be this entire game
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did Brian Gutekunst forget during the off-season that football teams are required to field an offensive line?
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The important thing to understand about Michael Penis, Jr. is that there is a Michael Penis, Sr., who looked at his newborn son with love and said, "You shall also be Michael Penis."
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fastest to 100 wins in club history!
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok, I don't wanna quote the original post, but do we know that the Malakai/Tommy End Draft Kings promo is real and not AI? I don't see it on his Instagram.
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahaha I was JUST telling my wife how much I enjoy Justin Roberts hanging on the 'b' 🤼
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Burger King running plays out of the Domino's Pizza "we know we suck but we're working on it" playbook of 17 years ago
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have reached the stage in my life where I apparently agree with the young homeowners in the Progressive ads. At least when it comes to social media influencers, anyway
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If anyone still wasn't sure that Hangman Page and Swerve Strickland are playing up their interactions like a pair of bitchy ex-lovers that are clearly not over each other, well, tonight's promo on #AEWDynamite should remove ALL doubt. #nowkiss 🤼
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guy at Jimmy John's all "that's a killer hoodie, where'd you get it? Oh, Prowrestlingtees, of course!" (It's a New Japan hoodie. We are legion)
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey. It's Fat Bear Week. Celebrate the hard work these bears put in devouring salmon to fatten up for winter and vote for your favorite. explore.org/fat-bear-week
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey. It's Fat Bear Week. Celebrate the hard work these bears put in devouring salmon to fatten up for winter and vote for your favorite. explore.org/fat-bear-week
explore.org
Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
15/ ProPublica is revealing the existence of the case for the first time. We reviewed a trove of evidence gathered by the FBI and thousands of pages of legal records, and have independently corroborated much of Kao’s account. This is the first piece of an ongoing series:
propublica.org
The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is an ostensibly anti-hunger ad running during Giants-Rams with an AI kid saying "I was created by Artificial Intelligence out of the faces of hungry kids" or some god damn shit and no one asked for this, not even Roy Batty
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Dan Shafer @danshafer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Republicans' entire campaign against David Crowley is just this, over and over.
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No Packer game on Sunday so you will have the energy to ROCK OUT
Flier for Marielle Allschwang and the Visitations, EXITSTATEMENTS, and Body Futures, this Sunday at the Cooperage, doors 6 show 7, $20 at the door, $15 advanced
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These fuckers are gonna make me believe if they aren't careful
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mike Terico just said "Play-Action Jones" while calling a Colts play and I thought it was Taz for a second #NFL #AEW 🤼
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait, did the Madden Curse hit Caleb today?!?
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I still think this, but: PACKERRRRSSSSSS
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well I'm glad that a boneheaded defensive penalty actually benefitted the Packers for once
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think maybe the Packers are not a good football team
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This game is stupid
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Maggie Loney @maggiejloney.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe instead of playing 3 good quarters and finishing bad, the Packers just need to do the bad quarter first then have 3 good ones.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wrote about the Driftless, where the physical and metaphysical co-exist: heart-punch.ghost.io/dispatches-f...
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Dispatches From the Driftless
Debriefing after a quick getaway to the most delightfully weird and beautiful part of Wisconsin, the Driftless Region.
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every time my wife and I watch a Jon Moxley promo, we imagine Renee exasperatedly saying "oh my GOD, JON, fix your tooth." #AEWCollision 🤼
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I genuinely dig this Jack Perry story being told in #AEW right now. Identified as a "pillar" early, has tasted some singles success but never broke through to main events consistently, so is calling out former world champs while fully expecting to take a beating, but learn from them. It's cool! 🤼
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just dusted off some OLD TREATS for these shows. Gonna be some old barn burners in here
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm on staycation and making salsa with our insane amount of garden tomatoes and I am blasting the new Anthrax record, which RULES. Sounds like Sound of White Noise with Joey on vocals. The singles are sick as fuck. Gonna go to Mondo Lucha later. This is a FRIDAY
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Milwaukee Brewers
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Dr. Owen Brazas @owenbrazas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Milwaukee, Chicago, Weaklung and HiFi are getting together for two unforgettable shows. You better come.
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The only reason I would ever have a discogs is for a moment like right now, when I find myself asking, "I already have A Minor Forest's ININDEPENDENCE on vinyl, so I don't need this one...right?"
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just ERUPTED with laughter at an ad for a new Blumhouse movie called OTHER MOMMY so I guess I'm over the game already
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyway, go Brewers
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Refs handed this game to the Vikings, no question. I'm the last person to blame a result on the refs, but this was really bad
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That was seriously a "are we sure the refs aren't on the take?" TD drive by the Vikings, Jesus Christ
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hate, HATE blaming bad ref calls for influencing the outcome of a game, but that roughing the passer call was EGREGIOUSLY bad
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