Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 10hJust once I’d like to see a pitcher throw the rosin bag by accident. 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026WiFi has been out for over 24 hours at my place, so last night I read a book on Stoicism and listened to a Cure CD. And you know what? It sucked complete shit I want my TV back I never wanna do that ever again 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Heavyweight isn’t just the greatest podcast. It’s one of the most beautiful, funny, inspiring, touching and heartbreaking pieces of Art produced this century. And it’s back. 0113
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Shout out Widow’s Bay. Shout out Pluribus. Shout out based Macklemore. Shout out Ed “Republicans Buy Sneakers Too” Sheeran 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Go see the new (old) episode of #MST3K in theaters if you can. 040
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“I’m making a move that’s more strategic and gives me the best chance of winning long-term” he says as his opponent incinerates the chessboard with a flamethrower 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The people on The Price Is Right that bid $1 but aren’t the last to bid? Those people are why you have to vote. 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Back in my day, Listerine came in one flavor: PISS. 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 08/07/2026“This is the opposite of selling a house; you lead with haunted.” 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026All the corruption, the bribery, the peace prize, the home field advantage and the billions of dollars still couldn’t make American men good at soccer 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I like that there’s a British soccer player named John Stones who’s just a really reliable guy 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Every night I pray to god that I’ll wake up in the morning and be able to sing just like Billy Ocean 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Vowels on Wheel of Fortune should cost $5,000 of your own personal finances. Sick of this shit; quit being a coward. 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The best album of 2026 is the six tracks from The Place Behind The Stars that Streetlight Manifesto dropped today. 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I genuinely thought Andrew Lloyd Webber lived in the 1600’s 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Widow’s Bay is easily my favorite TV show of 2026 so far. Everything I want it to be and more. 130
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Letterman on Colbert tonight was an all-time Late Night classic. A hilarious-yet-bittersweet trip down memory lane that reminded me of why I fell in love with this stuff in the first place. Must-watch. 061
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 11/04/2026“Sir, it appears a fifth astronaut has emerged from the spacecraft.” Graggle, To Himself: “Just keep it cool. You’re almost to the helicopter.” 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 03/04/2026and yet when I flip my car while sautéed on oxies and tell the cops I’m on the phone with the president I get tased 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Less than a decade ago this dude was bagging groceries. He’s the living embodiment of the American Dream and that shit ruled. #BadBunny #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX 030
Reposted by Ryan ZeinertBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Here ya go! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...kickstarter.comRiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026!Mike, Kevin, and Bill are heading back to the Satellite of Love for Mystery Science Theater 3000: THE RIFFTRAX EXPERIMENTS! 1762712724
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Really enjoyed ‘Secret Mall Apartment.’ I was aware of the story but worried I was going to find the responsible group of artists insufferable (they usually are). These were much more in the “Cool People Doing Cool Shit” category. 100
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Projected on the Wisconsin state capitol (taken from r/madisonwi). 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Permanent Revolution.en.wikipedia.orgPermanent revolution - Wikipedia 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Wistfully bumping 2 Live Crew following Miami’s championship loss. 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Kenny Omega making an Antiques Roadshow appearance. 020
Reposted by Ryan ZeinertMilwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I wrote a thing about Hiroshi Tanahashi and Kazuchika Okada and This World We Live In. I dunno if it's good or whatever, but maybe you'll dig it and share it a bit? #NJPW 🤼 heart-punch.ghost.io/hiroshi-tana...heart-punch.ghost.ioHiroshi Tanahashi vs. Kazuchika Okada, Wrestle Kingdom 20, 1.4.26: Just BreatheYou can't be your best anything if you can't get any rest. You can't get any rest if you can't take in a full breath. On Kazuchika Okada, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Jeff Rosenstock, and me. 142
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 07/01/2026My biggest life change so far in 2026 has been getting the Cheesy Bean + Rice Burrito instead of the Cheesy Gordita Crunch. 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Shout out Ted Wheeler; a real one to the end. #StrangerThings 030
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I was physically inside of a Starbucks and Walgreens today, and it’s very apparent we’ve lost some type of war. 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 22/12/20252025 Mixtape Vol.2open.spotify.comBILLION DOLLAR QUESTION 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 22/12/20252025 Mixtape Vol.1:open.spotify.comI HEARD IT'S A MESS THERE TOO 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Top 50 Albums of 2025: 50 - Chat Pile & Hayden Pedigo - In The Earth Again 49 - Ash - Ad Astra 48 - Cheem - Power Move 47 - White Reaper - Only Slightly Empty 46 - Doja Cat - Vie 110
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Geese (band): Not great Geese (animal): Also not great 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 10/12/2025My wife laugh-reacted to a text but she’s sitting right next to me and didn’t laugh at all. She’s completely and utterly full of crap. 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 04/12/2025My Spotify Top 5 Artists: Hootin’ Jim & the Waddlers Shit Factory (h)onk PLOP GOBLIN Dale Earnhardt III 010
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 03/12/2025If I finished Jeopardy in the red and couldn’t play Final, you wouldn’t be able to drag me back out for the credits at gunpoint. 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 30/11/2025#WWE is 0/2 on PLEs since they got the #ESPN bag. #SurvivorSeries was one of the most meager and horribly-paced shows they’ve done in years. 040
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Shout out to WIAA D4 State Football Champions Winneconne Wolves. 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 04/11/2025oh when you do it it’s a “smell tour” but when i do it it’s “huffing inhalants” 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I love when a baseball player breaks a record from 150 years ago because it’s always like “Freddie Freeman just bumped Ole’ Hootie McPickleshitter III down to the number two spot.” #WorldSeries 000
Ryan Zeinert @ryanzeinert.bsky.social · 28/10/2025We made it to 18, which means Drake just turned his TV off. #WorldSeries 010
