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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?)

@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
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Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart Certified silly goose 🪿 🏳️‍🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you] Obscure trivia? Love it. Mayonnaise? Hate it. Fallout? Vault-Tec approved. WRITING INQUIRIES: ryanwritesgood@gmail.com

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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 1h
Don't forget getting hyperfixated on a new thing!
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 1h
golly gee twist my arm
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 1h
I WANNA BOOP THE SNOOT
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 3h
Ms. Rachel to all the celebrities who "don't do politics."
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 3h
It's cool and all but that's like putting a tiny butterfly bandage on a full-on gunshot wound.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 3h
Don't.
Don't.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 3h
🎶 A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long 🎶 ~ Dr. Frankenstein making The Bride
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 3h
No judgment, but... Night Court? Did you have an illogical fear of John Larroquette?
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 3h
Just got up from my writing desk and my neck is killing me. Clearly I need to sit better. SURE COULD USE A POSTURE PAL RIGHT ABOUT NOW... #mst3k
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 4h
Quote repost with a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 4h
My man looks like a white Crayola crayon in the process of melting.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 4h
Exceptional t-shirts. 14/10. No notes.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 4h
Drop some GHOSTS 👻🖤
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Luigi's Mansion: Ghost Suplex Action
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 5h
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Todd Howard: It Just Works
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 5h
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The Office: Woman Holding 'HOT' Sign
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 5h
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Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
ALT: Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 5h
....but is it tho
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 5h
That was just his immortal soul.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 6h
🫰🏻🫰🏻
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Addams Family's Theatrical Applause
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 6h
SO MUCH CANDY WEEEEEEEE
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Wreck-It Ralph in Sugar Rush
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 6h
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Eddie Izzard: No, Surely Not!
ALT: Eddie Izzard: No, Surely Not!
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 6h
Was Good Eats with Alton Brown? I picked up some good info from that show. He was great at making technical stuff in food easy to understand. And Emeril... who didn't love a good BAM!
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Emeril Lagasse's Dramatic Cooking Moment
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 6h
Relevant to @melissajd.bsky.social's interests.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 6h
That's how I feel about Food Network. I love Chopped and Guy's Grocery Games (not so much Guy himself) but what happened to actual "learn to cook" shows?
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 6h
They're going to get you, MSTie...
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 7h
**ding-dong** @sorawolfkiba.bsky.social TRICK-OR-TREAT!! **holds out open bag**
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 7h
Support @pixelbytegaming.bsky.social so that way @andresplays.bsky.social gives me more Xbox games to review!! ...I mean... support it because you love indie games! (Also I need the bylines.)
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 7h
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Soldier Says I'm Doing My Part
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 7h
do it
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Mariah Carey Sings 'Hero'
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 7h
BRUH.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 7h
ONE STEP BED BATH AND BEYOOOOOOOND
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 7h
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 7h
Hi, yes, Lois Lane, Daily Planet, follow-up question: what are you playing tell me TELL ME RIGHT NOW
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 7h
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Drake: Oh You Fancy, Huh?
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 7h
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Final Fantasy VI (FF6) Pixel Art
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 7h
I just have gotten used to a high caliber of shenanigans from you. I only want what's best.
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Mother Gothel Sings 'Mother Knows Best'
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 7h
ALttP or GTFO
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Chickens Zelda
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 7h
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Garrett McNeill (Colton Dunn) in Superstore
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 8h
Oh yes! One of the coolest parts of Sea World is where you get to walk through the tunnel in the giant aquarium exactly for this reason.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 8h
It is so good to see you back and smiling and supporting books!! 😁
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 8h
Also, Chipotle partners with Palantir so I hope all their chicken burns today.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 8h
This is an extremely fascinating read. I've been saying that I want places that give a damn about food, and AI flyers/ads tell me that they don't. And while I don't 100% agree with the "slop bowl" thing, I do mourn the loss of curated menus from a chef that knows flavor AND effort.
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We’re over restaurant slop
From ghost kitchens to AI menus and PE slop, diners are hungry for food that feels like somebody meant it
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 8h
SACRE BLEU!!
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 8h
Morning!
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Hello Robin Williams: Woman with Face Mask
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 10h
Monday is here! 😬 Use a GIF, pic or vid to reveal how you feel about that 🖤
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Clock Alarm Clock
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 17h
She IS pretty, but she wouldn't even crack my top five, which would consist of those two, Mickie James, Ivory, and Randi Rah-Rah (unless you ever saw WOW that last one is lost to most lol)
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 17h
Someone on another site said that Alexa Bliss was the most beautiful female wrestler of all time. He said this in a universe where both Timeless Toni Storm AND Stacy Kiebler exist. Also, he said this when in actuality we should be judging female wrestling by HOW WELL THEY WRESTLE FFS GAAAAH
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 18h
I used to feel like that. Now I feel more like a forgotten raisin pack left in an old lunch box.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 18h
Jealous Ambivalent Mother F**kers. They're envious of what you got but not enough to really do much about it.
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