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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?)

@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
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Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart Certified silly goose 🪿 🏳️‍🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you] Obscure trivia? Love it. Mayonnaise? Hate it. Fallout? Vault-Tec approved. WRITING INQUIRIES: ryanwritesgood@gmail.com

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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 3h
So I guess I'm a PC gamer now. This is all @andresplays.bsky.social fault.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 4h
running up to Trump and shouting "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!" like Jody from "The Touch of Satan" yelling "ZAA!" in the market #mst3k
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 5h
This would be delicious alongside some
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 6h
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 8h
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 9h
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 9h
Clive is getting dangerously close to my beloved Carlos from Resident Evil 3 and Carlos' Perfect Hair™️.
Carlos and Carlos' Perfect Hair
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 9h
**ding-dong** @optimstie.bsky.social TRICK-OR-TREAT!! **holds out open bag**
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 21h
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 22h
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 22h
Lily Munster on an old-timey phone inside a stand-up coffin.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Friends I just found out Tandemaus exists
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Joker, and definitely not whoever was standing next to Trump, but also probably maybe.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
**ding-dong** @happysnarkygal.bsky.social TRICK-OR-TREAT!! **holds out open bag**
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
**sigh** I don't like the fact that Amazon can clock me this hard.
Amazon dragging me for my Fallout purchases.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't disagree with that. And she taught me that sexy doesn't always mean naked (for guys or girls). I can still recognize an attractive/sexy woman, and I think a lady all dolled/Bettied up is far sexier than a woman all nakie.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ME: Wait, Alanis, what exactly DID we learn? ALANIS: I don't know rea--
Alanis Morissette gets slimed on "You Can't Do That on Television."
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Woah woah woah woah woah WOAH. Tell me absolutely everything about this.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE BIO 😤😤😤
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So listen I fucking LOVE baked beans so 100% WOULD.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Skydance Board:
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My handle is invalid? I'll show you an invalid handle...
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bluesky fucking up? Must be a Wednesday.
Bluesky doing Bluesky errors because they're Bluesky.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
**ding-dong** @arrontk.bsky.social TRICK-OR-TREAT!! **holds out open bag**
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's positively... Gastly.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sooooooo I'll be frank... it's a really chill night so far, and I'm just gonna keep it low-key tonight. Nothing bad is going on, I just like this mellow vibe tonight. Join me on Thursday at noon Eastern as we head back to Appalachia as we build the best Slocum's Joe in West Virginia!
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🎶 Bad feet Bad feet Whatcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do when Gout Cop! comes for you? 🎶
Gout Cop! by Frank Conniff
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This lineup... ...bugs me.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I was a Pokémon Gym Leader, my type of choice would be: Ghost and these would be my realistic, non-legendary picks: 1. Gengar 2. Chandelure 3. Houndstone 4. Gastly 5. Alolan Marowak 6. Marshadow
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That photo is giving serious Matt Hagen Clayface energy. Specifically the part where he melts.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, that was Phil Hartman.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
**ding-dong** @libbycudmore.bsky.social TRICK-OR-TREAT!! **holds out open bag**
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know, people used to get arrested for forging works of art!
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
COTTON MCKNIGHT: "Let's go to the Chuck Schumer Eyeglass scale..." PEPPER BROOKS: "Cotton, LOOK at how LOW those glasses are! We may actually see a Strongly-Worded Letter™️ today."
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't.
Don't.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quote repost with a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
**ding-dong** @sorawolfkiba.bsky.social TRICK-OR-TREAT!! **holds out open bag**
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do it. Quina commands it. #sillygoosesunday
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As much as YouTube ads annoy me, seeing Jason Momoa be a Silly Goose in a LEGO commercial just makes me even hotter for him.
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#sillygoosesunday #fuckyoumakeme
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OOOOOOOH another one to add to the JulieDex: Sadako Julie!
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🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?) @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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