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@ryanwright.bsky.social
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Coffee drinker. Summer enthusiast. Ottawa. He/him. 🥌 Bluesky #49,824. 🇨🇦🇮🇪

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: I need to pee. Cat: Nope. Stay here, jackass. It’s bath time.
Tuxedo cat on my lap as I lie on the couch. He his licking his back paw. Toe beans are spread wide.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok, so to post what you’ve just written here, look for the little blue button that says “Post”.
Little blue button that says “Post”.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cat nap.
Tuxedo cat asleep with a paw over his face.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, insomnia how I love when we spend time together.
Partial screengrab of phone Home Screen:

Mon Sep 28
2:38am
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
King Henry VIII’s wives singing in the musical Six!
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NHL '94!
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Golden Pyrenees patrolling a Lake Huron beach. There is driftwood in the foreground. Gentle waves under a cloudy late afternoon sky.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tuxedo cat asleep on a white duvet. He is curled up in a ball with his paw over his face. He is adorable.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was running an errand while hungry. Never a good idea. Stopped quickly at a Tim Hortons drive thru as the closest available spot and grabbed wedges. $3.99. Not great. Not terrible. The bag felt… light. Ladies and gentlemen, here was my prize. Tiny wedges. All 10 of them.
Ten small browned potato wedges and a Tim Hortons bag on a white counter.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Caution. Highway has become Excitebike.
Screenshot of the Nintendo game Excitebike. There are various motorcyclists racing on huge and bitchin jumps just placed all over the roadway.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big thumb meme:

First panel: stick figure (USA) says to the group - “CANADA
AND THE EU
GETTING CLOSER
WILL HURT
OUR RELATIONSHIP”

Second panel: One person in group (of Canada & EU members) gives big sarcastic thumbs up to USA.

Third panel: Group goes back to talking. USA stands alone.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just in case.
The post being referenced in the previous skeet:

Senator Dr. John Brown... @johnbrownstan.bsky.social
The gay rights message was: "Look, we're just regular people who want to love who we love. What's so wrong with that?"
The trans rights message is: "Support us or go fuck yourself you bigoted asshole."
Guess which one is more persuasive.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I made coffee. The coffee is in the pot waiting for me. I’ve not yet had coffee this morning. But I made the mistake of sitting down and
Tuxedo cat curled up asleep on my legs.

He is on the “bridge” my legs make between couch and ottoman which doesn’t flex my knees the wrong way at all.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sorry I missed sharing then but I can do that now!
Golden Pyrenees waiting patiently for (demanding) my potato chips.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The US Government is hitting back hard against Little Miss Muffet.
Annex I Note:  The following products of Canada are excluded from importation into the United States. The product descriptions that are contained in this Annex are provided for informational purposes only and are not intended to delimit in any way the scope of the action. Any questions regarding the scope of particular HTSUS provisions should be referred to U.S. Customs and Border Protection. In the product descriptions, the abbreviation “nesoi” means “not elsewhere specified or included.” Product Description  0404.10.05 Whey protein concentrates 0404.10.08 Modified whey (except protein concentrates), described in general note 15 of  the HTSUS Modified whey (except protein concentrates), whether or not concentrated  or sweetened, described in additional U.S. note 10 to chapter 4 of the HTSUS 0404.10.11 0404.10.15 Modified whey (except protein concentrates), whether or not concentrated or  sweetened, not described in general note 15 of the HTSUS 0404.10.20 Fluid whey, whether or not concentrated or containing added sweeteners 0404.10.48 Whey (except modified whey), dried, whether or not concentrated or  sweetened, described in general note 15 of the HTSUS 0404.10.50 Whey (except modified whey), dried, whether or not concentrated or  sweetened, described in additional U.S. note 12 to chapter 4 of the HTSUS 0404.10.90 Whey (except modified whey), dried, whether or not concentrated or sweetened, not described in general note 15 or additional U.S. note 12 to chapter  4 of the HTSUS 1702.90.35 Invert molasses 1703.10.30 Cane molasses imported for the commercial extraction of sugar or for human  consumption 1703.10.50 Cane molasses, nesoi 1703.90.30 Molasses, other than cane, imported for the commercial extraction of sugar or for human  consumption 1703.90.50 Molasses, nesoi 2202.91.00 Non-alcoholic beer
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey @puzzlist.bsky.social, when I say I’m in a bit of a rut, this is not ever what I mean.
puzzlist.com

LETTERGRAMS
DAILY BOARD #153

RUT: Noun. Sexual desire or oestrus of cattle, and various other mammals. Verb. To make a furrow.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As a Canadian, I think I'm just about here with the United States and whatever the fuck Trump does at this point.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ᗪᑌᑎE
Golden Pyrenees wearing a pink harness is walking over a grassy sand dune toward the ocean.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cover artwork for:

MASTER OF ORION II
BATTLE AT ANTARES
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lunch in Judique, Cape Breton comes with a generous helping of fiddle.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
More Cabot Trail.
A road hugging green hills fades into the background. The hills themselves stretch to the horizon alongside the blue ocean. The blue sky contains a lot of white puffy clouds.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cabot Trail.
From the Cabot Trail. A road hugging dramatic seaside hills descend into the blue ocean. There are trees in the foreground. It is a sunny day and big puffy clouds are visible in the blue sky.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Live music tonight!
Welcome Back
to the
Clove Hitch
We're So
Happy You're
Here ! 

Sunday:
Keira+ Keigan
6-9pm
$5 Cover Charge
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Literally as I’m reading this:
Open bag of Hawkins Cheesies.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
From Dominic Leblanc, Canadian Trade Minister - with Alt text.
Dominic LeBlanc

Canada welcomes that the U.S. is now withdrawing its positions on discoverability and labelling and is confirming that measures to promote French language and Canadian culture will not be subject to future U.S. trade actions.

We look forward to further constructive U.S. clarifications on their other positions which would create the possibility of a mutually beneficial trade agreement that respects Canadian sovereignty.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gorgeous. Sent from here:
Waterfront in Goderich, Ontario. Lake Huron waves crash in an almost Caribbean blue on the shore. Photo taken from a Black Susan flower covered boardwalk path. There are blue skies with fluffy clouds and majestic trees in the background.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
On a Lake Huron beach as a storm rolls in.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fine. It was too easy for some. I get that.
a shot of a parking lot on the left under summer trees. There is a bar on the left side with blue patio umbrellas. It is in the same area as one of the unsolved MORKs.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Good afternoon, MORKers! Here is your meeting spot!
red brick building with 6 black framed windows in a staircase formation. The lower windows have a red design on the upper part of the frame.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That’s Jasmine Park.
A photo of Jasmine Park showing the water pad structure, brown building, and ball field.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I received this in my inbox accidentally. Meant for a different Ryan. But exploitative and cruel gouging. 33 cents per minute to speak to an inmate. The for profit prison system in the United States is all kinds of fucked up.
Email to download an app to speak to inmates. Text:

Hi Ryan,
(REDACTED) from INDOC Correctional Industrial Facility has invited you to download the new GettingOut Visits app. Video visits are only 0.33 per minute.
Using an Android or iOS device, you can video visit with your loved one anytime, anywhere!
And with the "Visit Now" feature, there's no scheduling needed. You can video visit when it's convenient and you're only charged for visit time you use!
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Clover inspecting the progress of the new backyard patio.
Golden Pyrenees lying on a grey stone patio with a pay over her face and one ear flipped up. She is really cute.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Stay safe, Ottawa!
!
EMERGENCY ALERT /
now
ALERTE D'URGENCE
Environment Canada: TORNADO in this mobile coverage area.
Take immediate cover in a basement or interior room if weather threat approaches.
Shelter from flying debris if outside.
Tornado Warning, 5:26 p.m. EDT Monday 10
August ||/ Environnement Canada :
TORNADE dans votre zone actuelle de couverture cellulaire.
Réfugiez-vous sans tarder au sous-sol ou dans une pièce sans fenêtre en cas de temps menaçant. À l'extérieur, protégez-vous des débris projetés.
Alerte de tornade, 17h26 HAE le lundi 10 août
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Crow T. Robot?
Crow T. Robot from MST3K
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My write-in campaign worked!
Dad and baby from 90s Dinosaurs TV show
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
An owl in glasses, reading a book. The text says “Well… yeah”
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Reaper Madness is a touch warm but not “oh my god I want to die” hot. Complex flavour. Excellent with salsa or on its own. Very happy with my choice. If you’re at the Lansdowne Market (and anywhere else it’s sold), get yourself some. Tasty.
A bowl of tomato/avocado salsa, tortilla chips in a bag, and a bottle of Tasha’s Table Reaper Madness hot sauce sit on a white countertop.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Lansdowne Market was hopping today! Picked up this hot sauce I’m very much looking forward to trying. @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Tasha's Table
Reaper Madness hot sauce
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I see your profile if that helps.
Peggy Blair
Follows you
@peggyjblair.bsky.social
6.1K followers 1.4K following 10.1K posts
Ottawa realtor, retired lawyer, mystery author, small publisher, level 6 boxer, doctorate in Indigenous law, Have a TV-watching dog.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
who did this 🤣🤣🤣
Badly crossing out the Low Quality Facts account info in the screengrab that says 

Thinking about the time a popular account stole a funny thing I made and posted it with the caption "who did this
I did, man. You literally took a screenshot of it and cropped my name out.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Today, at work.
Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza in Seinfeld pointing during the Festivus episode. Text: "I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT."

The image is pixelated as if it were needlepoint.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is a cozy cat.
Tuxedo cat asleep on a blue blanket cuddled into a green pillow. His face is curled up into his paws. It is very cute.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Prompt: hey! you! draw a bird:

There is a drawing of a bird that looks like it may have been drawn my a preschooler. It was not. It was drawn by a middle aged man.

There is a label that says BIRD with an arrow pointing to the bird.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Decision made.
Holding a white half filled coffee mug on the front porch. Golden Pyrenees sits in front of me keeping watch over the neighbourhood.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
PET ME.
Golden Pyrenees lying on the floor, her head wrenched back to give me the PET ME NOW stare.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Not sure who here plays Stackdown but this was a record solve for me! (spoiler words redacted)
STACKDOWN
DAILY STACK #499
A perfect game. You have serious talent.

You completed that using no hints at all!

TIMECARD


TOTAL TIME
4s

7s

6s

4s

4s

4s

Total: 29s
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me: It’s just a little bit of rain in Ottawa. Environment Canada:
EMERGENCY ALERT /
now
ALERTE D'URGENCE
Environment Canada: TORNADO in this mobile coverage area.
Take immediate cover in a basement or interior room if weather threat approaches.
Shelter from flying debris if outside.
Tornado Warning, 4:11 p.m. EDT Tuesday 21 July ||/ Environnement Canada : TORNADE dans votre zone actuelle de couverture cellulaire.
Réfugiez-vous sans tarder au sous-sol ou dans une pièce sans fenêtre en cas de temps menaçant. À l'extérieur, protégez-vous des débris projetés.
Alerte de tornade, 16h11 HAE le mardi 21
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Spent the weekend touching grass. It was desperately needed. Doggo enjoyed it too.
Golden Pyrenees laying on the beach and looking happy. Blue sky with puffy clouds overhead, and the trees hill from the other side of the lake is visible.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A still from Kids in the Hall - the Screw You, Taxpayer sketch.
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