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Ryan

@ryanwright.bsky.social
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Coffee drinker. Summer enthusiast. Ottawa. He/him. 🥌 Bluesky #49,824. 🇨🇦🇮🇪

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Someone get ready to wake up Green Day.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 23m
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Flower For U Flower Fo My Flower
Alt: Cartoon / simple drawing of some sort of cat like animal hands you a pink flower.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 1h
Me: I need to pee. Cat: Nope. Stay here, jackass. It’s bath time.
Tuxedo cat on my lap as I lie on the couch. He his licking his back paw. Toe beans are spread wide.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 1h
Me: I need to pee. Cat: Nope. Stay here, jackass. It’s bath time.
Tuxedo cat on my lap as I lie on the couch. He his licking his back paw. Toe beans are spread wide.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 1h
Upon further review, I’m pretty sure this is an evergreen thought.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 5h
LET THE PANT CHUCKING BEGIN!
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 5h
I’ll be in London in two weeks. Who at the BBC do I need to speak to to get Doctor Who back on the schedule?
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 5h
You can’t fool me. That’s King Lotharon and Prince Humperdink.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 5h
It could be if the BBC could get its act together.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 5h
Shockingly, not TikTok
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 5h
I’d go with “Master of Time”.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 6h
Pants are generally overrated. But rather necessary for a school drop off. Hope you make it back incident free!
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 8h
Well that makes more sense. I thought it was spandex.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 8h
Just did the math. $4.50USD/Gal here. ($1.70CAD/L)
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 10h
Ok, so to post what you’ve just written here, look for the little blue button that says “Post”.
Little blue button that says “Post”.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 20h
I feel that the head of the US Travel Association should be significantly less boggled.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 21h
For fuck sake.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tougher to elevate with six AI toes.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s a damn nice thing to have done for your friend. I hope they recover well!
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looking up Alberta to Ontario couriers…
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I care way more about your general ambivalence to Shane Doan.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People clowning on Trump signing anything “morally” but we should be also be clowning on “intelligence”.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This failed. I forgot to blow out the candles on the cake. I also forgot the cake.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With coffee.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish I was eating bacon in bed right now.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are so cute.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cat nap.
Tuxedo cat asleep with a paw over his face.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Popped all around the mulberry bush. Was not pretty.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You didn’t buy the Staples Fast Pass?
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I defer to the decree of the learned.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can I dress up my dog?
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Before I zoomed in I thought the Millenium Falcon was trapped in a tree. I need more coffee.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🫡 Also wine.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd like to join your adventuring party.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, insomnia how I love when we spend time together.
Partial screengrab of phone Home Screen:

Mon Sep 28
2:38am
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
💲💲🌭 💲💧 😭
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
King Henry VIII’s wives singing in the musical Six!
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now accepting the award for Nirvana, your overly enthusiastic Phys Ed teacher subbing today in your English class. #VMAs
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And now you can’t even mug for the camera with your creation.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good way to ensure you won’t see him again.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
His fault. He had a chance to buy them just like everyone else…
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m pretty sure this ended up being one of my greatest accomplishments of the week.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Livi Talbot series from @skyladawn.ca. The Starship Mage series from @glynnstewart.com. They both have other fantastic books too!
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This has been studied (less gruesomely)!
en.wikipedia.org
Upside down goggles - Wikipedia
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CAD$19.53 including shipping for an Ancient Roman Constantius II Coin, Two Soldiers (332-337 CE) That is… surprisingly cheaper than I would’ve thought.
ebay.ca
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OK. Something about finding this gif didn't ring true. It *felt* like it was right... but not quite. NHL 93 was the last game to feature the headshot and blood. This gif showed what it could've looked like in NHL 94. My bad. Still though. Great game.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NHL '94!
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah. If that's the standard, I should be flying celebrities to near earth orbit on my rocketship so they can call themselves astronauts.
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