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ryanweb.site He/Him ACAB. Trans Lives Matter. Creator of @birdofthedaybot.bsky.social

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ryan @ryanweb.site · 5h
Some days I wish I could go back and get a degree in Computational Fluid Dynamics. That shit is awesome.
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 6h
Current mood.
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Donkey Kong Country 2 - Credits Theme
YouTube video by GameOST
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 16h
Keep coming up with fun side projects that I definitely do not have the time or energy to code.
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Phildini, since young times @phildini.net · 29/09/2026
California has spent over $400 million in settlements for Law Enforcement misconduct since 2010. I know because I built a site to track it: captainacab.com We're updating every week, and slowly expanding across the country. (boosts welcome)
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Captain ACAB -- CA settlements from law enforcement.
Tracking the hidden costs of law enforcement in the United States. $1,563,000.00 in CA settlements and counting.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 29/09/2026
Unabridged: The etymology of 'bucket list'
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 29/09/2026
So, my @birdofthedaybot.bsky.social is broken because eBird.org is getting hit by AI bots so hard they had to implement Anubis to block requests. This leaves things in quite the predicament. I'll have to figure out a gentler way to pull the bird image. Hmmmm...
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 28/09/2026
Trying to learn Haskell, so I'm redoing Project Euler. However, I'm spending hours trying to figure out Cabal and its poor documentation instead of writing code. Sometimes I think I enjoy setting up the build architecture more than writing the code itself.
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 28/09/2026
Koindozer Klamber in DKC3 is *such* an annoying level. Good lord.
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 27/09/2026
Boy, there's a weird cast iron Venn diagram of conspiracy theorists, "simpler times" people, and chefs
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"What a time to be alive."
Season 9 / Episode 17
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 26/09/2026
I love my 10" cast iron skillet. It's probably one of my most prized possessions. Used it tonight to sear/bake a marinated chicken breast and it came out perfect (as usual). Thank you skillet.
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 26/09/2026
It's finally clean. I've had this keeb for over 13 years and it still works perfectly.
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 25/09/2026
Now that I learned LaTeX, I've begun responding to junk mail by writing a letter back asking to be removed from the mailing list. It takes 5 minutes and it's very satisfying.
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 25/09/2026
Kind of frustrated at one of my friends that's still all-in on HBO Harry Potter. "I'm still gonna be subscribed to HBO, what difference does it make? I wanna see them do more stuff from the books." I don't really have a good way of fighting ambivalence like that, and I can't force someone to care
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 25/09/2026
Happy Fall Y'all
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
honestly most be dope to be so rich you don’t even need to know where you are
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 25/09/2026
Taking apart my mechanical keyboard to clean it. Ew.
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 24/09/2026
Typing 'shutdown nwo' into the terminal and accidentally disabling the cabal of globalists that are actually running the world, returning power to the masses.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 23/09/2026
Finally after months of unbearable heat and humidity: a gray, overcast, cold, and rainy day. My heart is filled with joy.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Artists: but I don't want to lose my job. I love it. Mathematicians: but I don't want to lose my job. I love it. Economists: LONG HAVE I AWAITED THIS HOUR! DESTROY ME, EFFICIENCY, AND LET UTILIZATION-ADJUSTED TOTAL FACTOR PRODUCTIVITY RISE ON THE WIND OF MY ASHES!
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 Asfurmeet @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 22/09/2026
Kid is complaining their arms are tired: "I've been moving them every day."
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 21/09/2026
Happy 9/21 to all who celebrate
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9/21/16
YouTube video by Demi Adejuyigbe
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 20/09/2026
Kid told me they love me so much because I made a really delicious dinner so I'm just gonna ride that high for like the next 2 weeks
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 20/09/2026
I cleaned the goop under the hinge of the lid of the washing machine
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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I love these lazy Saturdays @homersaturday.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 19/09/2026
I still think about the time @pftompkins.bsky.social called "Saturday In The Park" perhaps the least patriotic song because Chicago *thought* it was the 4th of July and I'll be goddammed if that's not the funniest joke.
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 18/09/2026
Like 6 years ago i bought an eye mask from Target for $7 and it's the greatest eye mask in existence. Now it's all old and the elastic sucks. I guess what I'm asking is: how do I travel back in time so I can buy 30 of these?
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 17/09/2026
I would love to be able to have time/energy/money to just go around and take royalty-free images of things for Wikipedia
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 17/09/2026
I fucking hate this timeline so much
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 17/09/2026
Hell is just a series of unresolved
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 17/09/2026
I would like to roast a chicken
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 16/09/2026
Just absolutely failing miserably at cooking these past few weeks. Feels great
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 15/09/2026
Every time I receive a newsletter from *the University I got my Ph.D. from* it's addressed to MR. RYAN..... I just sigh deeply and throw it in the trash
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 15/09/2026
Techno song keeps repeating If only you could read my mind but keeps dropping the "my mind" part so it just sounds like a person lamenting their partner's illiteracy.
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 15/09/2026
Dude I just wanna take a nap for 3 hours and let the universe figure it out
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 15/09/2026
Mood.
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 14/09/2026
The "health" influencers are coming for butt stuff (in a bad way)
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 14/09/2026
Absolutely *love* getting sports gambling ads when I try to pay for my lawn getting mowed.
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 14/09/2026
Realized the other day I no longer own any cargo shorts. Am I still allowed to call myself an engineer?
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Fix Your Heart or Die. @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 13/09/2026
Accidentally ordered a burrito that was way too big. I think the universe is telling me to just go for it today.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we all know this classic way
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF CANCELLED PLANS GETS ME OFF BECAUSE DEEP DOWN I KINDA DIDN’T WANT TO GO featuring beautiful ladybuck on the right smilin standing in front of a house in the evening with a slight sunset behind and on the left if a good lookin sentient calendar
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 12/09/2026
I need to get back into knitting. Things have been too stressful these past few months.
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 11/09/2026
After a *lot* of save scrubbing I have successfully finished The Legend of Zelda for the NES. Boy howdy is that *hard*
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ryan @ryanweb.site · 11/09/2026
I would like to take a nap
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