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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me, the big swig main, seeing the dynamo slander as of late knowing my weapon will never be relevant:

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That castlevania demo got hands wtf, that first boss is wild

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Cool and Good Splatoon Facts @cool-splat-facts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fun fact: Recent studies suggest that the average Turf Wars player has developed an abnormally intense fear response to images of the E-Liter 4k. Surprisingly, it has less to do with the weapon's oppressive range and more to do with how it reminds them of the absurdly high gas prices.

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strings 🎻 @strings.inkling.social · 20/09/2026

Thank you splatoon LAN community for wearing deodorant

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cobalt @cobaltcrabby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

god i love hummus im glad its fairly healthy

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Val @anthi3c.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Feliz 18 de Septiembre! (Collab con @chocogtx.bsky.social)

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uv_bae_COMMS_OPEN 🔞 @uvbae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is high key fucked up. #compsplatoon

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The only remakes with heart and soul btw

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Where were you wen Charlie Kirk die I was in library studying until phone ring “Kirk is kil” “lol”

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Happy kirkiversary and merry kirkmas everyone

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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 10/09/2026

In response to today’s Nintendo Direct, Sony has announced -1 video games.

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Luis Cl @luiscl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

THIS TOOK FOREVER BUT IT HAS BEEN DONE THE SPLATOON 3 WEAPON ALIGNMENT CHART

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Karakato @karakatodzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Gonna need an E Tank for this... #megaman

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Walleye is also hilarious, and unlike most s3 maps at least has the decency to give you side routes and circumvent mid completely (the routes sucked but at least they’re there)

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Mahi tc is the closest this game gets to being funny on its new maps and even then it pales in comparison to triggerfish tc (at least the former has a prolapsing trench though) I am also quite fond of trying to get to the enemy boat on manta maria

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You can do this in mahi rm too in s3 but this is funnier

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Can’t do this in s3 lmao (and yes, you can still do this right now in s2)

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shelly ♡ @shellyshellos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Here's my personal interpretation of a rework for .52 gal while still keeping its gimmick. It now shoots 1 bullet every 52 seconds

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

On a casual level, endgame S2 was way more fun than endgame S3 for me, and that was solely because of the maps; there’s just so much more stupid funny things I could do on S2’s bad maps while fucking around in league battles (W triggerfish), while S3’s are just genuinely awful and unenjoyable

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Nintendo Direct Guy’s two voices

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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

[Splatoon 3] Version 11.3.1 will be released tomorrow. It contains data for the new Splatfest, as well as the stages Walleye Warehouse and Saltspray Rig. The theme is Shit vs. Piss vs. Cum. The Tricolor Splatfest stages will be Walleye Warehouse and Saltspray Rig.

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Fufu! @fufupng.sunsetsurge.ink · 31/08/2026

I highkey don't trust anyone that fucks w hazbin hotel 😭✌️

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This gotta be why they removed all the inkable walls in this game, they were afraid of maps having sauce

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Acing (luna blaster guy) @acing.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

oh what couldve been

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The s2 5.2 meta is back baby (they are NEVER buffing Dualie Squelchers 😭)

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yaga @a-bog-hag.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

im annoyed at splatoon 3 patch history so im venting it through a flow chart

Splatoon 3 weapon balance flow chart (confidential)
1. Weapon sucks
2A. (75% chance) Buff every meaningless stat by 1%
2B. (25% chance) Do nothing (end of chart, bad outcome)
3A. Meta shifts happen to favor it, no further buffs needed (end of chart, good outcome)
3B Weapon still sucks
4A. (50% chance) Overtune one stat
4B. (50% chance) Do nothing (end of chart, bad outcome)
5A. Somehow it doesnt break the game, good job (end of chart, good outcome)
5B. It breaks the game
6. +10p until it's clear that's not working
7A. (75% chance) Slightly revery buff
7B. (25% chance) Overnerf every other stat
7C. (if .52 gal) Nerf ballpoint (end of chart, good outcome)
Outcome of 7A. Eh good enough (end of chart, good outcome)
Outcome of 7B Weapon sucks (end of chart, good outcome)

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Sasu サス @sasuinurpants.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I love Andro and Tori because between the two of them they are keeping my exact two different aesthetics very fed

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Austin LAN 🔜 Nov. 14th @texas-splatoon.ink · 24/08/2026

Did you know the Mechanic from Splatoon Raiders is from H-Town? 🤯 Event poster from H-Town Splashdown #2 on August 10th, 2024 Art by @deostyx.texas-splatoon.ink

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Imo the series has yet to surpass the absolute peak that was summer 2018 in Splatoon 2

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hexenhxn.bsky.social @hexenhxn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Western casual/lower level comp players: Complaining is hurting our scene! Pro JP player that just won the monthly challenge with triple 52 gal:

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Orange @orange20063.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The ttek on my team goes 4-10 while the ttek on the opponent team goes 25-7, this seems to be consistant behavior 😭

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cart @xarrotd.xyz · 20/08/2026

What's super interesting about this is that splat roller also happens to deal 50 damage at 11.2 units with its vertical swings, so now carbon roller has greater 2 shot range than splat roller. Here's a graph comparing the two post patch, with carbon on yellow and splat roller on red.

Graph showing the splat roller damage falloff curve in red and the carbon roller falloff curve in yellow. The splat roller has higher damage than carbon roller, except for a brief window from 10 to 13.5 units, where the carbon roller does more.

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

the problem with the bow nerf is that it makes the shitty bow players i get in soloq contribute even less than they already do

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Central @centralspl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Can’t take this shit no more #compsplatoon

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

>i decide to play splatoon 3 pvp >i experience the genuine worst map design for any shooter game known to mankind >i close splatoon 3 and open raiders

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NERD @nerdyeen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Genesis X Booyah bay golden hour Booyah bay redwood riot Flying out of SJC always has the hardest goodbyes 🥲 Thank you to all the friends I got to hang out with and all the organizers at BB for putting on such an amazing event and weekend, it's always such an amazing time

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It only took like 5.5 years but we finally undid that bullshit paint buff 52 got in s2 by halfway 💀 +27% -> -5% -> -8%

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Big Swig started as a meme when it first came out due to how bad it initially was, by the end of S2’s life I was playing garbage like vunder, vhydra, and neo sploosh so this was next in line ig lol But they kept giving it good buffs and I ended up actually enjoying it unironically 💀

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Gell @gellneko.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Oh yeah ofc I forgot to post them here The mirror board looks too good to simulate metal effect I always thought there are more enperry players than vds especially among casuals but from my con experience I guess its actually the other way around and I blame triple splashdown for that #Splatoon

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NorCal Splatoon - GX4/Booyah Bay @booyahbay-spl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Thank you everyone for coming to Booyah Bay Redwood Riot! This has been the biggest event we had so far and none of this would’ve been possible without all of you. Shoutout to @guildhouse.bsky.social for partnering up with us to provide the space! Shoutout to everyone at the post LAN hike we had!

Family photo of everyone who attended the LAN

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RyanSomething @ryansomething.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I love booyah bay so much man it’s been an honor to be on the team and help do these things for the NorCal community (The only pic I took oops)

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Saire @sairepng.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Thank you all for an incredible @booyahbay-spl.bsky.social !!! If anyone took a pic with the big fish I’d love to see :]

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NorCal Splatoon - GX4/Booyah Bay @booyahbay-spl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Did someone say Gootuber? How about a quad mirror match which is currently at Booyah Bay! www.twitch.tv/splatoontour...

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Comms react to Quad Gootubers - SplatoonTourney on Twitch

Watch SplatoonTourney's clip titled "Comms react to Quad Gootubers"

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Fif Gen @fifgen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

🥈 booyah bay Honestly one of the more fun booyah bays I’ve gone to, meeting everyone there was a lot of fun, we’ll be back for the next one. Ggs!!!

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kera @kerakirei.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

🥇 Booyah Bay Redwoot Riot Thanks to my team for playing 🧸 @haiku5h.bsky.social pen @pepe.sunsetsurge.ink shot @driftytoky0.bsky.social duck motif representative @ kera 52/pro

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