Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Anarchy doesn’t work. Our current system is too harsh. Both things are true 050
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think if you violate a generally accepted guideline of how to behave then you forfeit your rights to participate in society for a while. 140
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We had steak dinner at my father in laws house for his 81st birthday last night. It rocked. 0100
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I put $80 worth of diesel in my truck yesterday. It was barely a half a tank. 000
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My mom fought and won against stage iv metastatic inflammatory beast cancer. When it was time for her double mastectomy, she asked my dad if he was going to be fine with it. My dad said “your tits don’t mean anything if you’re not here. I love you.” My parents rock. They are my rocks. 040
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Early detection is so fucking crucial to the winning part. My mom noticed something was off, her primary care physician agreed, and she went in for treatment. Do self exams. Go get checked out. It could mean the difference between life and death. 150
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s breast cancer awareness month. A decade ago my family was made very aware of breast cancer. My mom was diagnosed. She fought. And won. 1210
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026By the time the first bombs fell, we already poor. 020
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love Sarah’s step mother to death. She looks like Diane Keaton and she is so fucking sweet. 110
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m probably the strongest and most tough sonofabitch you’ll ever meet. 000
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sarah and I spoke about it. Her mom definitely would’ve loved me. 180
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The fun part of being a Houston sports fan used to be the Astros being in like the ALCS and shit at this point of the year. Shit hits different when your teams suck ass. 050
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I will fucking run through a wall for anyone I love. And I CAN do that. I CAN run through a fucking wall. 030
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love the fact that I am awesome. I will always be awesome. Everyone who meets me, loves me. I’m Ryan and I am awesome. 160
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love the fact that I am the man that Sarah’s mother promised her shortly before she passed. I love being the man that Sarah needs. 2200
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Not listening to sports radio tomorrow. Saving my sanity. Giving myself room to grow. 160
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Keeps us moisturized and looking young. 100
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s kinda cold in Houston right now. 80°. 480
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I did some shit last night that only good people do. I didn’t do it because I had to. I did it because it needed to be done and it was the right thing to do. 150
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Turnpike Troubadours 7&7 PLAY MINE NEXT. 000
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Feels like this is an invite to send you pictures of cats, and dogs. So here you go. This is Tom Collins the cat and Maeby the dog. 130
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Summary of the Houston Texans. music.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Gs...music.youtube.comA Perfect Circle - Weak And PowerlessYouTube video by APerfectCircleVEVO 031
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve decided that sports are dumb. And I hate them. 1130
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This game is causing me to want to smoke cigarettes INSIDE the house. 150
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This Texans vs Cowboys game had me thinking that I actually died when I fell off my truck onto my head yesterday and now I’m in hell, but then I clicked back to reality that this is just real life and this is just how Houston Sports Shit™️ works. 080
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve gotta say, possible post concussive hangover is so fucking choice. 110
Reposted by Ryan, Perdido en TXBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nothing makes me feel like more of an abject failure at life than when a beautiful woman calls me “dude,” and dear reader I once crashed an airplane. I should probably explain. 1221273
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In honesty, as a millennial, I add lol at the end of my texts because it adds color. Most of our text message origins was typing on a T9 only typing kinda phone. The thing we’re joking about is clearly being acknowledged as the thing we’re joking about. We didn’t have socials, just those shit phones 140
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m hearing that Gen Z wants Millennials to stop typing LOL at the end of every text message. As a Boomer, I am asking a simple question; what does Gen Z have against Lots Of Love? 170
