Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026When you say mean shit like this, this is who you’re saying it to. 3110
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Sometimes I wonder how I got to be so good looking, then I see a picture of my parents looking like this, and I stop wondering. 3100
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Get a load of these guys. I fucking love them. 090
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!? This is the shit they were giving out with the purchase of an electric wok in the late 80’s/early 90’s. 270
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We skipped taco Tuesday in lieu of White Girl Taco Wednesday. I’m sure you all understand. 080
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Bubba loves Margarita very much. She loves him right back. 3201
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We had steak dinner at my father in laws house for his 81st birthday last night. It rocked. 0100
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My mom fought and won against stage iv metastatic inflammatory beast cancer. When it was time for her double mastectomy, she asked my dad if he was going to be fine with it. My dad said “your tits don’t mean anything if you’re not here. I love you.” My parents rock. They are my rocks. 040
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s breast cancer awareness month. A decade ago my family was made very aware of breast cancer. My mom was diagnosed. She fought. And won. 1210
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Feels like this is an invite to send you pictures of cats, and dogs. So here you go. This is Tom Collins the cat and Maeby the dog. 130
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This guy needs a juice box and some dino nuggets and a nap. 140
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I went to urgent care a dozen weeks ago and ended up like this. 240
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’d like to think we have a resemblance. 010
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I remember the first time I went viral. 171
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My bad wrong pic I think this was on the way home from a UH game. 200
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 Them: you must be a sick motherfucker if you are happy with the Houston Astros being the worst team in Major League Baseball history to ever to win their division and make the playoffs. Me: 1312
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m going to tackle my problems head on. Shit, some of my problems are scary. Wtf. 040
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Well, everyone knows there is a Covid-Conscious Lesbian Bar in Western Massachusetts. What this book presupposes is... maybe there wasn’t a Covid-Conscious Lesbian Bar in Western Massachusetts.” 0101
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sarah just got her AARP card in the mail (she never signed up for this) and her reaction to this is fucking sending me lmao. 5240
Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026At least our game time snacks were elite. 3170
