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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“Boo? Fuck you!”
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Mets are approaching the Giants’ “they’re gonna stink forever so just make peace with it” territory
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Jarrett Seidler @seidler.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
watching Vientos and Mauricio’s level of helplessness against Louis Varland’s breaking balls is a worse indictment of their former hitting coach currently mouthing off than anything else I could post in response to his sour grapes
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hey congrats Knicks fans friends
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DrSinBin @drsinbin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Philly to the Sixers when the Flyers break a long playoff drought
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Most Star Wars-ass baseball name since Jaff Decker
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A&E Classroom (partial), 10/20/1995 : 118s
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Zach | Last Place Comics @lastplacecomics.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
LuBob
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Late, but had a blast at Opening Day at Citi. Went with my sister, tried Mookie Wilson’s bbq chicken sandwich, saw an awesome Mets performance, and met @howardmegdal.bsky.social irl, by chance, when he spotted my Jeff McKnight jersey. Hope the rest of the season carries the same vibes!
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Bob Mann @robertmannbooks.com · 27/03/2026
Gutter racism. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...
Mr. Buria chastised the Army secretary for selecting Maj. Gen.
Antoinette R. Gant, a combat engineer who served in Iraq and Afghanistan, to take command of the Military District of Washington, said three current and former defense and
administration officials familiar with the exchange. The command provides security and performs ceremonial duties in the nation's
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If a secdef violating the 14th amendment rights of US servicemembers by denying promotions based on race isn’t impeachable then I don’t see what is. The man would rather the military be racist than effective.
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Had the pleasure of briefly directing Christopher Jackson several years ago. Good guy. We all make mistakes, and baseball is a game of failure. Mets won. We move on
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/03/2026
they view the mere presence of nonwhites in positions of influence as “DEI,” regardless of credentials or performance. again, all of this was extremely obvious.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/03/2026
i said last year that these people were segregationists and that “merit” just meant “white and male” to these people
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Quakers!
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Maybe shouldn't have discarded diversity efforts like an old shoe the instant the wind looked like it was shifting
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Just want to note that 3am in Washington is like 11:30am in Tehran. The American people are the ones he snuck up on in the dead of night to conduct this illegal attack, not the purported enemy.
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
@kenjennings.bsky.social Working our way through our Jeopardy!s and this made me envision a movie where Jim Varney’s Ernest invented the cyclotron
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
President Brain Genius, forced by SCOTUS to reduce costs on American consumers in a midterm year, vows to find other ways to keep costs high
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Other people knew and are writing about @dhm.bsky.social better than I ever could. He was my friend and editor at the DP, and life took us in different directions, but I made sure to text him whenever I saw people selling bootleg Birds merch in parking lots in South Jersey.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
And now, Swan Lake!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
this is really the vilest part. the way these people, caught trampling your rights, will hound you to the ends of the earth and beyond the grave. this womans crime was being married to someone the regime murdered. abrego garcia had the temerity to be mistakenly deported to a gulag. unforgivable sins
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
ComputerExpo_3-11-85 : 12s
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The man who literally wrote the book on the use of vehicles as ramming weapons says any claim Good used hers as such is false, and that her execution, followed by the false claim, is "death squad behavior."
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It's nothing everyone doesn't already know, but ICE/CBP guys know they can do whatever they want. They're the absolute dregs of the Violence Worker Community, not trained for anything like what they're doing, out of their depth, all that. But it starts with them knowing they won't face consequences.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The ICE murder machine is proud to do its job
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times." Bovino was there. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Emily Heller lives near 33rd and Portland and said she woke up to a commotion outside her home. She said she saw a car blocking traffic on Portland Avenue that appeared to be part of a protest against federal law enforcement operations.

Heller said she heard ICE agents telling the driver, a woman, to “get out of here.”

“She was trying to turn around, and the ICE agent was in front of her car, and he pulled out a gun and put it right in — like, his midriff was on her bumper — and he reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times,” Heller said.

Heller said it appeared the woman then accelerated and traveled about 100 feet before striking a utility pole and some other vehicles. She could be seen slumped over inside her car.
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I see you, purple Connections grouping. Your tricks do not work on me today
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I am very concerned that the reaction of political, business and media elites to the creation of a massive public CSAM engine by some of the richest people in the world is gonna be a big collective shrug and I do not feel good about this
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Not quite the norm but happy with this one
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 12/12/2025
This is just some ordinary dude no one had ever heard of, quietly getting by, and the administration has decided in a fit of pique to hound him for the rest of his life because otherwise they'd have to tacitly admit they're capricious incompetent villains. Just let him live, ffs
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 10/12/2025
Instant all-timer here:
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Had a two hour golf sim session and sang “Friend Like Me” to myself the entire time, as I’m sure tour pros do
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 04/12/2025
I'm at the combination
a combination urgent care and taco bell
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Absolutely depraved shit that people should be ashamed of supporting even indirectly
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
@jessespector.com Weird shit abounds www.fox29.com/news/lumbert...
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South Jersey mayor indicted on child endangerment, abuse charges
Current Lumberton Township mayor Gina LaPlaca has been indicted on charges of endangering the welfare of a child and child abuse.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
What does it say about this country that that the kind of open, rank bigotry Trump administration officials regularly express towards black immigrants apparently has no social cost because of the number of Americans who quietly agree or don't care.
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I like that Xfinity Mobile Arena has one (1) set of pizza seasoning dispensers and it’s these and they’re the exact same ones in the same place since 1996
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
😔
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Ryan Kelly @ryankkelly.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
@jesawyer.bsky.social Have been waiting for the day I could spell this on NYT Spelling Bee, and, welp
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