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Professional misinformer Avatar by hailstorm5437 One must imagine Sisyphus chronically depressed. ryan.familyking.org

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Hourigan @arhourigan.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Telling my spouse that I chewed pencils as a kid
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Signal @signal.org · 24/11/2025
Now available on iOS 😎
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Signal @signal.org · 30/10/2025
Now on Desktop: Customizable chat folders Keep healthy boundaries between friends & family or work & leisure. Filter 1-on-1 and group chats, put all of your unread messages one place, or make project-specific folders for related chats. Settings > Chats Or right-click any chat
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 05/10/2025
nice.
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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
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Micr0byte @micr0.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2025
former tor relay operator is being systematically destroyed by feds for refusing to decrypt tor traffic from his exit node. they literally told a judge his graphics driver was "dark web hacking software" now he's in jail with a head injury from their raid, having seizures, denied medical care […]
wetdry.world
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Signal @signal.org · 08/09/2025
Until now, if you lost or broke your phone, your Signal message history was *gone,* a real challenge for everyone whose most important conversations happen in Signal. So, with careful design and development, we’re rolling out opt-in secure backups. signal.org/blog/introducing-secure-backups
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Introducing Signal Secure Backups
In the past, if you broke or lost your phone, your Signal message history was gone. This has been a challenge for people whose most important conversations happen on Signal. Think family photos, sweet...
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 28/08/2025
Wavefunction Collapse xkcd.com/3134/
4-panel Comic. (1) STUDENT: If the wavefunction only collapses when I observe it, does that mean my consciousness affects the universe? (2) [Bad:] PROFESSOR: Yes, quantum entanglement proves that we all have souls. (3) [Good:] PROFESSOR: No, consciousness plays no role here. It’s just physical measurement. (4) [Chaotic:] PROFESSOR: No. The wavefunction collapses when *I* look at it because I’m a full professor. It won’t collapse for an undergraduate.
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Phil M0OFX @philpem.digipres.club.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2025
news: "Gen alpha is shunning commercial platforms and hosting their own websites based on older tech" me, from the time the internet wasn't (as) shit: HAHAHA YES YES YES!
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Signal @signal.org · 13/08/2025
mastodon.social/@aboutsignal...
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Signal News & Tips (@aboutsignal@mastodon.social)
Attached: 1 image Meta AI, the honest spokesperson for #WhatsApp 🤣
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 23/07/2025
Also this guy
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 23/07/2025
Shoutout to some funny posters I saw at Open Sauce 2025. #opensauce #opensauce2025
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 14/07/2025
this is an official google teaching resource
chwomium

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get additionaw featuwes

aww youw devices
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stwongew secuwity
pwotect youw passwowds against phishing

back up data
save youw bookmawks, (uwu face but it's like unicode idk how they did this but it's really cute) passwowds and m-mowe with sync

youw device is managed by youw owganization. òωó a-administwatows c-can access t-the data in a-any pwofiwe on t-this device.

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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 14/07/2025
“You can’t do this on website XYZ until you verify” - *verification requires your phone number* - *I give up*
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 30/06/2025
He’s playing against himself in Super Smash Bros.
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 06/06/2025
Remember that you can take your time! There will always be Deltarune tomorrow.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 03/06/2025
Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/06/2025
Update: After many detours, including a quest to see a giant statue of a smiling blueberry, the Internet Roadtrip is exploring the gorgeous Nova Scotia coast neal.fun/internet-roadtrip
Internet roadtrip path mapInternet roadtrip screenshot showing blueberry statueInternet roadtrip screenshot showing Nova Scotia coast
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 31/05/2025
Internet Roadtrip is my favorite thing on the internet right now—it’s basically Twitch Plays Google Street View. They started in Boston, spent several weeks on a quest to cross the Canadian border, and are now exploring New Brunswick. neal.fun/internet-roa...
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Internet Roadtrip
Let's take a streetview roadtrip
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
there's a small subset of people here who are driven mad whenever they aren't allowed to quote or reply to something. they think everything they see on their phone is their property and they just short-circuit. they'll bust through the floorboards to yell at you. it's really something to see
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 28/04/2025
You had me fooled for a second there Mr. Fox.
DELTARUNE Tomorrow!
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 11/04/2025
Ooeeoo
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eric pointcrow @pointcrow.com · 02/04/2025
this is how Nintendo GameChat is actually going to go
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 15/03/2025
He get sus 🦴
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 14/03/2025
UNDERTALE

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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 13/03/2025
You missed an “r”, Toby.
Deltarune tomorow
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 13/03/2025
Nooooooooo
The bug ate DR lol
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 13/03/2025
I mean that’s not my cup of tea. Who am I to judge though?
The bug testing team just drank a bug lol
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 04/03/2025
No deltarune tomorrow :(
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 16/02/2025
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kade² @thawkade.lethallava.land.ap.brid.gy · 13/02/2025
no joke she would have singlehandedly caused at least several dozen furries to cancel their Microsoft Office subscriptions
Libbie the Cyber Oryx
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 10/02/2025
spamton g spamton
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 23/01/2025
I’m glad that the white house website preserves and archives pages from past presidencies. Archival is important and helps reduce censorship and misinformation. Of course the removal of other pages (such as the constitution) still raises great concern.
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 23/01/2025
The top of the webpage says: “This is historical material “frozen in time”. The website is no longer updated.” Looking at the Wayback Machine (love the internet archive), this page never had Biden on it. It is indeed an archive from Trump’s first presidency, not a recent malicious removal.
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 18/01/2025
Sussy boi
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 29/12/2024
It can’t be a coincidence that “Arse-no-pyrite” has the formula “FeAsS”
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 29/12/2024
What she said
A picture of a name for a rock/mineral “Arsenopyrite” or “FeAsS”
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 07/12/2024
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/11/2024
RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-...
RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little

-The Onion
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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Infinite Growth Forever: global-tetrahedron.com
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Ryan King @ryan.familyking.org · 14/11/2024
Hello I'm Ryan. This is my first post (I just didn't want my first post on here to be a repost from the onion which I'm gonna go do now)
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