Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That was the worst Old Fashioned I’ve ever had. Might just’ve been a large glass of bitters tbh 020
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026G: For somebody who’s just lost their job, you’re weirdly happy Me: :Waynetta Slob voice: I am having a breakdown 030
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My nephew’s now a big brother and this seemed the perfect gift. 230
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026THAT’S THE LOWESTOFT TRAIN. On platform one, yeah. I’m waiting for platform two. WHAT YOU GOT THAT MUCK FOR? My Costa? Cos I’m thirsty. THEY’VE GOT COFFEE ON THE TRAIN Y’KNOW. Good for them. I GET MINE ON THE TRAIN. Well then I won’t be in your queue, will I? MUCK. MUCK. 230
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Listening to Michael Sheen reading Pullman’s Secret Commonwealth and getting irrationally annoyed at how often I hear “leaped” instead of “leapt”. 010
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Spending my Sunday morning writing my first CV in a decade and applying for a redeployment role (word limit of 500 to address 15 criteria) 😬 120
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Appear to have given us food poisoning as we’ve both woken up in the middle of the night to chuck up. Yay. 010
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My sis has just said that she’s sad our stepdad died before her son was born because he’d have lost his mind over him. We don’t really talk with each other about feelings and it’s caught me completely off guard and I’m a very bit weepy now. 471
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A man just bowed at me in the street outside my house and bade me a good evening. 120
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Three pints in and I need the loo and I just know I’m going to go three times during my fourth pint 040
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Prepping a hotpot and singing to G. (To ABBA’s I Still Have Faith In You) 🎶 Do you want these kidneys? 🎶 They hardly smell of piss 🎶 And they look like mushrooms 🎶 If you turn ‘em over like this He rightly hates me. 040
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Reached that stage of my life where just before leaving the house I spent a good ten minutes looking for my sunglasses only to realise I’d already put them in my shirt pocket. 130
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I should really compile a list of some of my favourite musical moments, y’know? 110
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 31/07/2026“Uncle Bum, are you overweight like Uncle Woss?” Little fuckers 060
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Camping. Friend’s kid has just wished me goodnight: M: See you in the morning. Or not. Me: Or not?! M: Yeah, we might be dead! Me: Both of us? M: All of us. The fire is approaching the nuclear power plant! Three miles away. 220
Reposted by RossGod @thegodshow.com · 25/07/2026This is a totally surreal moment in the Epstein scandal. They win the top award for exposing a pedophile, then have to shake hands with said pedophile. 2153151884
Reposted by RossDr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS 59792331804
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Spending my day off choosing a new front door. Determined to get as close to Chatsworth blue as possible 130
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Each element is okay on its own but a complete mess together. Fitting pantonecolors.net/pantone-birt... 010
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Was your workplace mentioned on Only Connect last night? Didn’t think so 100
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Woke up at about half two to the sound of the back gate being rattled. Uh oh. Turns out it was next door’s clumsy cat, Lucifer, lolloping perilously along the top. 110
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Council failed to collect the new food waste bin last week so it was HUMMING when they emptied it this morning. 110
Reposted by RossFourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 27/06/2026And den hi go take dem to di bowling alley 331117225
Reposted by RossGàidheal Gèidh @grumps2772.bsky.social · 25/06/2026They might want to not put it like that 1178
Reposted by Rossanother morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar 264137483530
Reposted by RossAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Nigel Farage has taken part in just one vote out of the 98 that have been held in the House of Commons over the last three months. That's a participation rate of around one per cent 1151274518
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Bought the cat a cooling pad so I’m number one human in this house for the foreseeable. 150
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 21/06/2026G took control of his thinning locks and had it all shaved off on Friday. Revealed it to me when I met him for dinner. Obviously my immediate reaction was to tell him he’s a dick 460
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Finished Tip Toe (a bit late). G: *exhales* That was a bit heavy Me: Not that heavy; they strung him up pretty easily 040
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I want to have big red lips and a cleavage that could drown a mouse 000
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you? 180
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 05/06/2026“Sorry, I’m probably being really blind, but I can’t see the… oh how, what’s it called… basically it’s shit cheese. For burgers. PROCESSED CHEESE. Oh god, I’m so sorry” Made the assistant laugh at any rate… 020
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Woke up with agonising cramp in my calf and catapulted the sleeping cat off my chest 010
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Just found yesterday’s breakfast chucked up beneath my bed. Cheers cat 050
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Ooooh Kylie’s Tension tour vid is on Netflix but I have plans so won’t be able to watch it until next month 😭 230
Reposted by RossAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 28/05/2026no bro I love verifying that I'm human on your site, I love doing it every single time 0396
Reposted by RossCryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Tony Blair Put two poems up in a bus shelter and call it a university 0166
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Pal described how the current hot spell has left her dealing with ‘disco minge ‘. “Disco minge? Don’t you mean Saturday Night Beaver?” 010
Reposted by Rossbadly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Rowling, Forstater, Davies and your ilk; take a fucking bow you absolute dangers metro.co.uk/2023/05/25/i...metro.co.ukWoman, 86, shoved headfirst into wheelie bin by man who thought she was trans'I really thought I was going to be dead.' 432447663
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 21/05/2026“Do you want me to move those into the luggage rack?”, I bark at the passenger who’s piled up bags.on the adjacent seat. A meek “Oh. Sorry” in reply. No messing with me today. 010
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Husband has just shaved off all his facial hair so I’m just looking to see how much a quickie divorce will cost 060
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 15/05/2026You can see that I warmed up as I wrote this, as the end of the page is much more fluid than the beginning. 440
Ross @rwhtly.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I’ve binged Schitt’s Creek again recently (in preparation for its impending removal from Netflix) and it’s made me very emotional and I’m on the bus home from the pub and I’ve had four lovely pints and the first track on Spotify is Tina Turner’s The Best and I’m not sure if I can hold it together. 150
