Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In what world is AI not the kind of issue where the public have rapidly evolving real-time views? No one knows what it is and the industry keeps announcing more and more insane ways it’s going to kill us. That’s not a politically stable issue. 100
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wake up Hooray my nose isn’t blocked! Drink some water Immediately start coughing up phlegm Oh that’s where that went …static.klipy.comDan Auerbach in The Black Keys' 'Fever'Alt: Dan Auerbach in The Black Keys' 'Fever' 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A genuine, lovely, and hilarious piece of writing about a reincarnated war criminal's attempts to find love, one himbo at a time. 140
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026...and another reason to hate Rowling. If your magic school is accesible only via a steam train that makes a single stop in London and then avoids all the major urban areas of the country en route to an isolated Scottish castle then both your world-building and politics are deeply reactionary pish. 130
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Well Janice, I didn’t have to my pills today and it took all my mental resources just to go to the fucking post office, so what do you think? I was “lost” from the age of 5 to 39 and I’m only not now because of that diagnosis. Respectfully, get fucked. 110
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just googled something and the AI demon that likes to chat decided to cite a Reddit post I made five days ago and an AI bot's response to it as it's evidence. This does not fill me with confidence. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Films you’ve watched more than six times with a gif Only because I can’t find the hot hypno Indie scene as a gif tbfstatic.klipy.comIndiana Jones Temple Of DoomALT: Indiana Jones Temple Of Doom 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Want to paint my nails but not as much as I need to bite them. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Can we finally have the “Oxbridge’s entire structure is just weird generally and we should probably abolish it” conversation, because it is and we should. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I left school in 2002 and I still loathe September. Just the worst month. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Setting aside the idea of Roko’s butt hurt insurance claims algorithm, are we really pretending you can hate crime inanimate objects now? It’s not your friend Hailey, it’s a calculator with a two googly eyes stuck on it. Get a fucking grip. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Awoke from a nightmare where I was sitting an exam for which I hadn’t revised and my sleeping brain decided it’d quite like to have a go answering the question anyway, so I just wrote an essay in my sleep. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It’s hard to express how much ADHD meds have changed my life. It’s the little things like being able to be present in conversations with loved ones, or being able to sit down and draw and paint for the first time since childhood, or going to the gym consistently and feeling healthier… 100
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 19/08/2026A nice lady in the office puts up a weekly quiz in the tea point. Today’s is “name that kids tv character”. In the past ten minutes I’ve had the Gummi Bears, TMNT, and Thundercats theme fighting for space in my ADHD brain. Who do I sue for the severe psychic damage this is a causing me? 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Every time I read headlines this stupid I pray our newspaper archives are resilient enough to survive civilisational collapse, because the idea of historians in 2000 years trying to make sense of why this shit was considered of vital importance will never not entertain me. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The problem is that the foundational experience of our entire “meritocratic elite” is bullshitting well enough to spend three years networking with other bullshitters. They see Arday as an aberration rather than simply an outsider who managed to learn to speak their language. 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This sounds glib, but so much of the right-wing resurgence is about ugly white men having no mechanism to address their grievances within a society that doesn’t value them. No excuse for racism obviously, but it’s probably something we need to factor into how we think about these people. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 08/08/2026ADHD medication has completely transformed my life, enabled me to complete a PhD, and kept me from spiralling into a very dark place during some very hard times, but I’m glad Channel 4 are on hand to undermine that in the interests of making a documentary pandering to uninformed ghouls. 120
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Live in 🏴 Born in 🏴 Parents 🏴 🏴 Grandparents 🏴 🏴 🏴 🏴 Been to 🏴 🏴 🇪🇸 🇮🇹 🇫🇷 🇵🇹 🇮🇪 🇳🇱 🇩🇪 🇭🇺 🇬🇷 🇲🇦 🇹🇷 🇮🇨 🇺🇸 🇳🇿 🇫🇯 🇨🇳 🇭🇰 🇲🇴 🇺🇿 🇧🇧 🇬🇩 🇰🇳 🇲🇽 🇳🇮 🇧🇿 🇧🇪 🇲🇨 🇱🇨 🇦🇬 100
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Remembering the slightly scared look on my mum’s face when I quoted verbatim a Victoria Wood sketch she made me watch in 1991.static.klipy.comDrugsAlt: Drugs 020
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 31/07/2026“Military aged men” is my favourite right wing scare story because a) no fucker wants to be in the military anyway so I don’t know why not pay them a pittance to join for citizenship and b) hot. 010
Reposted by Cryptopher Marslandjamie, but spooky @jmrgby.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Loving #TOTP? Wanna relive some of the remixes of that time? Then absolutely check out my YouTube channel where I've been freeing some rare remixes from their vinyl prison! www.youtube.com/channel/UCy7...youtube.comjmrgbyReleasing rare 90s/00s mixes from their vinyl prisons. As you can imagine, I've spent a fair amount of money over the year on vinyl and a lot of time ripping the files too so if you do wanna help me... 011
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I don’t think the online left-have a very good measure of Burnham. I don’t mean in the sense that he’s good really, just in the sense that being a cringe Manc dad who’s not interested in identity based politics isn’t a bug, it’s a feature, and you sneering at it is doing his work for him. 100
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My dad said I looked like Henry VIII. 150
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Are you wearing the… Doc Martens harness Chelsea boots with shorts so I can break them in enough to wear them to my PhD graduation tomorrow? Yeah I am. 120
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If I could go back in time I'd find 18 year old me and shake him until he understood this, because I remember all the time I spent being terrified of the life I wanted and wish I'd just embraced it sooner. If I'd got him to read up on inattentive ADHD too, then I might be too powerful though now. 061
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The article the Daily Mail have published trawling unlocked social media accounts and publicly available information to build a profile of the suspect in the Widdecombe murder is hilarious. Insights include "took part in charity guess the eggs competition" and "took neighbours' bins in". 121
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Manchester needs to stop smelling of fire. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Not sure the British political and media establishment are prepared for the impact of the army of harassed northern mums who’ve had enough of your shit about to descend upon them. 020
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Maybe I’m comicbookmaxxed, but what did he think his superhuman ability was going to be? Reduced corrosion? Improved conductivity? Increased appeal to financially uninformed and anxious pensioners? Was the gold even radioactive? Media literacy is dead! 020
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Source: YouTube share.google/rMS13bKjK3a1...share.googleAnne Widdicombe Song - Victoria WoodEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. 020
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 09/07/2026“Influential elites” with “liberal-progressive” ideals” are the true power holders in society? Paul that’s not something that’s changed in the last 30 years, that’s one of the core tenets of fascism. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Taylor's Swift's wedding sounds so awful that I kind of like her more. 1) because I love a buffet, and 2) because as a conisseur of audacity, hosting a wedding for the elite and making them stand up for 40 minutes of "deeply personal" vows and then queue up at food trucks before giving them the... 100
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Having one of those days where I just need Kate Bush to sing how I don’t actually suck as much as I think I do into my ear.static.klipy.comKate BushAlt: Kate Bush and Peter Gabriel in the music video to Don’t Give Up 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Scottish Nationalists are set to make a Burnham enthusiast out of me. I just earned a doctorate in “why Scottish transport sucks” and viewing every strategic planning issue through a national lens is a big part of the problem. But sure keep fucking over Greater Glasgow you Saltire shagging bawbags. 110
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Note to self. Business idea: static caravan park in Wales for the gays. Beautiful views and “sea bathing” and if it pisses it down were really more of an indoor people anyway. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Americans thinking everyone wants to move there, but babe no! I’m looking at this map thinking “how bad could living in Iran really be?” 020
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Keep reading articles saying our politicians have to do this to keep Americans happy as if we aren’t all raised from birth in passive aggression so refined we couldn’t insult JD Vance in ways that would have him leaving us gift wrapped bouquets of ICBMs like a military industrial Milk Tray man. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Every hometown’s got an ominous megastructure. What’s yours? 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Setting her disgusting homophobia aside, what does she think “predatory” asexuals are going to do to vulnerable young people at a pride event? Perverted yarn-bombing? Zine making? Make them a traumatising cup of tea? 2364
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 25/06/2026“People came out and everyone realised queer people are pretty OK”. Just a slight correction:static.klipy.comHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *slap* RuPaulAlt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *slap* RuPaul 110
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 24/06/2026First day as an official doctor (the academic kind, not the useful kind) so I’m off to visit Dr @carriesparkle.bsky.social for an vital conference focusing on such issues as “why the country is shit”, “is there more wine?” and “Is Spring a good girl yes she is yes she is!” 030
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Everytime I'm tempted to take AI seriously I remember that these are the people that thought a time-travelling AI "Basilisk" would punish them for not working to create it. I don't know it won't transform the world, but these are the last people I'd trust to say that it will. 110
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Been doing watercolours for about 6 months and this is the first one I’m quite pleased with. 110
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 15/06/2026My name, but if I’d spent my high school years as a cool and sexy outcast private investigator, and not a dork. We did both have this hairstyles though: 030
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I used to have dreams. Now I’m just trying to be the David Hockney of Turkish oil wrestlers. 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Help us Luigi Mangione, you’re our only hope! 150
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 06/06/2026While I’d love a good Discworld, a Malazan Book of the Fallen anime or thr Culture series (without Bezos or Musk obviously), my white whale is probably the Baroque Cycle with a BBC cast and an HBO budget. 000
