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Ruthie!

@ruthiesays.bsky.social
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Just a little swamp witch doing my thing! 🖤🩶🤍💜 Loves BioWare games, reads too much, chief servant to three Scottish terriers, mom of teenagers, likes to cook.

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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like we don’t acknowledge enough that Samantha from #DungeonCrawlerCarl was a Lika doll. That’s not just any doll head, she’s an in-universe pop-culture character. She was that guy’s waifu. It’s like if she were possessing the head of Hatsune Miku.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just chased away the biggest hawk I’ve ever seen while it swooped at my 25 lb Scottish terrier and I’m kind of shaken
Two Scottish terriers, one black and one golden-blond, stand on some paving stones in a lawn of short green grass
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I told my dog I’m obsessed with him and he did this
A wheaten Scottish terrier on his back with all 4 paws straight up, head curled to the side, with a little smile
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My baby girl started her senior year today and I don’t know if I’m ok 😭
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s been three years since my baby boy came home 💕 Happy Gotcha Day, Varric!
A woman’s hand holding a small, blond puppy. He has bright black eyes, a black nose, and tiny little black toe beans peeking through his light-colored fur. He has one ear up and one flopped down. He’s wearing a tiny green necktie.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I will always love you Dolly 💔
A guitar autographed by Dolly Parton, next to a Dolly Parton figurine
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
At the Bowling For Soup/ Simple Plan concert in Bridgeport and seated across from a woman in her 60s carrying a tote bag from Anthrocon. I hope one day to be even a little bit as cool and unbothered as Punk-Furry-Grandma. She’s amazing.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
At Radio City Music Hall and fully started crying during One Day More
A large screen proclaiming “Les Miserables: the arena world tour” above an orchestra
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I had no idea he was still writing!
Screenshot of a phone notification from Audible announcing a new release from Arthur Conan Doyle.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Celebration 250 Motto: "Well, we had a pretty good run."
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My Jell-o mold for D&D came out cute even though the cream in the strawberries-and-cream jello settled a bit
A pink jello mold in the shape of a dragon protecting three eggs.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Canon event. #theLockedTomb
Photo of a Nintendo Switch playing the game Tomodachi Life. Two mii characters are designed to look like the characters Gideon Nav and Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the Locked Tomb series of books. They are playing with two miniature versions of themselves in a battle ring.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Our wee prince is having some teeth extracted this morning, and because he has heart and liver disease it’s a bit risky, so I’m fretting about my furry overlord today.
A beautiful black Scottish terrier looks majestically into the distance
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Looking forward to shouting this order code in the drive thru, thanks McDonald’s
A screenshot of a McDonald’s order with the voice code “XL69”
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Shout out to my daughter’s school district for calling a half day literally 10 minutes before parents needed to leave to pick their kids up, thus guaranteeing an absolute disaster of a pick up situation in the 95° heat.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
A very happy Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 8 Release Day to all who celebrate!
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My daughter’s school had their student film festival and can I just say that of all the school events I’ve ever attended, that was my favorite. They fed us pasta and then we watched the 18 most insane amateur short films I’ve ever seen. 10/10, would go every year.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
A month ago my husband asked if there was anything I wanted for my birthday and I sent him my book wishlist and said “I’d love one of these!” He bought EVERY Book on the list Fifteen books And other gifts, too I am unbelievably spoiled
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
“I’m so excited to check the mail and see if I got any birthday cards! …oh.”
A large postcard wishing me a happy 45th birthday from a colon cancer screening service.
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The emperor has no clothes. Time for the #25thAmendment. Congress and the Cabinet must act.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Got my April Fool’s Day prank set up 👍
Interior of a fridge. On a shelf behind boxes of butter and yogurt, a head rests in a gallon jar
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
OK, so it’s official from the President of the United States when someone you don’t like dies it’s OK to say “I’m glad he’s dead” we got it in writing folks
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
For a few years, we lived in Dublin, Texas and in 5th grade we toured the Dublin Dr Pepper bottling plant, which at the time was the last one in the US to still use sugar instead of corn syrup. At the end we were each given a glass bottle of Dr Pepper. I kept the empty bottle in my room for years.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
WHY IS IT SNOWING
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Yeah boyz, it’s daylight savings time!! Your girl is BACK! I’m freeeeeeeee!!
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
WHAT IS THIS?? We just had a blizzard. I was promised a gentle snow with an additional inch of accumulation over the course of the day. It has snowed an inch in the last hour! It’s coming down thick! Look at my rock—he was clear yesterday!! Look at him now!!
A view across a large backyard amid a heavy snowfall. In the foreground two 3 ft tall planting beds are buried up to the top inch. In the distance, a 6ft tall boulder is half buried and completely caked in snow.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This is my first blizzard and I gotta say—I do not like it.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I have been binge-listening to the Dungeon Crawler Carl books for the last month, and last night I found myself explaining to my husband the context around “I need a baby seal!” while he listened like 👁️👄👁️ Man, I love these books so much.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Is there a word for the phenomenon where the bed you couldn’t get comfortable in all night magically becomes the most luxuriously relaxing thing in the world about 20 minutes before your alarm goes off?
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Dragon Age friends—I got this random ad with what I am sure was an AI prompt for a castle interior—but that is CLEARLY Skyhold. It’s Skyhold. Right? Like, they opened the windows but I know my home when I see it.
Image pulled from an advertisement. It’s an AI image of a castle interior—but very obviously Skyhold from the game Dragon Age Inquisition—filled with masked couples dancing. The words “TTRPG for therapists” are overlaid on the image.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This year’s Lemon Pig is a particularly jaunty fellow and still going strong this morning. Let’s hope that bodes well for 2026!
On a kitchen counter with a sink in the background, a lemon pig stands on a square white plate. It is a pig made out of a lemon on toothpick legs with cloves for eyes and a shiny quarter in its mouth.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
We got a delivery and the guy left us a note saying “I can’t tell what you celebrate but happy Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever” and I honestly love that
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23/12/2025
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Today we went to Doctor Who themed restaurant The Pandorica in Beacon, NY. It was just us there at that time, so the owner turned on the first episode of The War Between the Land and the Sea just for us. She was a super fun person, loved chatting with her!
A corner of a restaurant featuring a huge painting of the TARDIS and 13 crocheted dolls of the Doctor The entryway of a restaurant with a mannequin dressed as an Ood and a huge Pandorica cube emerging from the wallA brick wall with a portrait of the first Doctor hanging on it
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade always makes me cry. Everyone is smiling and waving and I just keep thinking “Oh! They’re making a beautiful memory right now!” and then I cry
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 17/11/2025
This Transgender Awareness Week, we celebrate the resilience, courage, and beauty of the trans community. Your lives matter, your stories matter, and your right to thrive and exist authentically is non-negotiable. We stand with you today and every day🏳️‍⚧️
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
That glorious feeling when the DM tries to increase the difficulty of a boss fight by making it take place in a massive thunderstorm and somehow forgot that your character is a 6 foot tall half-elf Viking Storm Sorcerer who is now having the time of her life
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
We came home this afternoon to find 6 wild turkeys hanging out in our back yard. Here’s 4 of them, photographed from a very respectful distance.
A zoomed-in shot of a fence at the end of a driveway. There are 3 large wild turkeys behind the fence and one perched on top.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Me: Children, be sure you never write or post anything you don’t want to be shown to your teacher, the police, and grandma A bunch of rich perverts: Let us document all our crimes in detail Me: And use good grammar, kids Pedos: Not doing that either
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Pretty excited to get my favorite pan out and make these pumpkin-cream cheese skulls! Happy Samhain and Happy Halloween!
On a purple platter are six skull shaped whoopie pies. They are pumpkin cake with cream cheese filling.
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
You know who the real freeloaders in this country are? Not people who rely on SNAP, but corporations whose business model depends on wages so low that taxpayers have to feed their workers.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Shout out to the girl in the bathroom at Junior’s in Times Square yesterday who said “Ooh! Spooky dress!” and gave me a bouquet of flowers. That made my whole day. Literally everywhere we went after that, people kept saying “Ooh! You have flowers!”
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Fight The Right… 👊🏼👊🏽👊🏿 @wtafc.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
When your back has been hurting for a few days so you pull a tarot card and get this. Like dang, cards, message received.
The 10 of swords depicts a person who has literally been stabbed in the back. In context of this reading, it is likely a stern warning to rest and recuperate.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The reason gullible people believe all protesters are paid is because they can't conceive of anyone giving a shit about anyone other than themselves.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Happy Mabon! Sharing a harvest meal of vegetable soup and garden tomatoes with fresh-baked sourdough and cheese, with apple cinnamon bread for dessert! Enjoy the equinox!
A wooden table spread with bowls of creamy vegetable soup, sliced heirloom tomatoes, and slices of bread topped with melted cheese
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.
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Ruthie! @ruthiesays.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Kid: I cannot do this project and I am very unhappy. Me: But this is a simpler version of the project you already did and enjoyed! Kid: No, the instructions say to plan each step “meticulously.” Me: Ah, I see the problem. Remember the teacher that wrote that is allistic.
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Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 04/09/2025
I’m just a librarian, standing in front of some Brontë fans, telling them there will always be terrible book to movie adaptations and you don’t have to watch them.
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