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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf

@rustyfaggleford.bsky.social
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kerry | they/them | 30 | 💙💜💖 | enjoyer of heavy music and hater of capitalism (apologies in advance bc this will probably become another dungeon meshi account)

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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 5h
The fact that one of my friends just died while trying to detox from alcohol kind a makes me never wanna drink again
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 6h
I love midwesterners bro, this family in Iowa state shirts sat at my table before I had a chance to reset it and before I really even said anything to them they were just like “how ya doin’?” to me and I was like oh my god it’s so refreshing to have people be friendly like, unprompted lmao
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Genuinely so scared bro…. lemme hide my nose in your pits……. bro………
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not to minimize how insane Trump’s recent comments are but I do hope it at least made California trump voters feel real fucking stupid
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is with Europeans insisting America doesn’t have bakeries? Have y’all been to a city in the US?
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kinda fucked up how the world just keeps moving when your friends die
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👻 Sean 👻 @mxthing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning
Björk in her swan dress with the caption “they can’t stand to see a bitch from Reykjavik winning”
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Asking if ritsuko and misato explored each other’s bodies is like asking if bert & ernie are gay
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I really wish millenial emos would let go of I Write Sins, I never wanna hear that fucking song again
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Libs mad that Tom Morello is condemning their party for supporting a genocide never understood their message. The reason conservatives mistake Rage as being on their side is that they were MASSIVELY critical of the Clinton admin & DNC in the 90s. They condemned white liberalism from the very start.
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let’s be in our early 30s together
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Being introduced to undertale a decade late
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I gotta focus. I'm shifting into depeche mode
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why did g*d give me the Swedish death metal autism instead of the good at math autism
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"how do you ban then? they'll just move off campus and—" if you are discovered to be a member of a fraternity org, your shit is done. end of your time at that institution, do not pass GO, do not collect $degree. "that's too harsh!" tell that to a rape victim. fuck you.
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Worst part about my 30s so far is developing sciatic nerve pain. Otherwise it’s been great lmao
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Lucifur ᯓᡣ𐭩 @lucigraves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi friends... Putting this here for visibility - if you've ever wanted a character design/art from me keep an eye out on my art acct next month >< I'd love to not constantly be on the edge of crashing out over money so any rbs/support would be super appreciated 🥲
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What I love is when I give myself enough time to get 8-9 hours of sleep and my body goes “lol 5 is enough” like bro come ON
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rabbi Schmuley sounds like an antisemitic Rick & Morty side character but he’s a real dude
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muda @mildough.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love a mini skirt marcille!!! #farcille
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Laundry day ass fit
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People at my concert gig kept she/he ring my nonbinary coworker and I’d be so confused about who they were talking about bc like… dude they have a mustache?
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve gained 20 lbs back since that 2nd picture was taken but I’ve also put on noticeably more muscle
Shirtless mirror selfie with me flexing in the mirror
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Getting people to watch dungeon Meshi like
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think 30 is the year I admit I just don’t like smoking weed
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
POV you ain’t bringing no FUCKIN casserole to the potluck
A red Dutch oven full of jambalaya
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Looking up jambalaya recipes and this white guy saying “2 cloves of garlic” bro don’t fucking pmo
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
came the hardest I’ve cum in months it was a borderline religious experience
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Genuinely had a dream that Sydney Sweeney did an ad for some food brand where people ate out of her armpits and it caused a bunch of controversy and I had to be like “well I dislike her for unrelated reasons but y’all are such prudes”
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A jar of coconut cream we use for cocktails at work with the caption “I can’t find rainbow dash in here :(“
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Much prefer this version of the fit tbh (I rewore the shirt bc I only wore it for like 2 hours last night)
Another mirror selfie in the creepy work basement with the FMA gate of truth shirt, this time with camo pants and a beige California state parks hat
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck it, FMA crop top in the creepy ass work bathroom
Mirror selfie in my creepy basement work bathroom. I’m wearing a beige cropped tank top with the gate of truth from FMA on it, ripped jeans, and a black and red Santa Cruz hat
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m so tired of hurting my back god FUCKING dammit
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Jenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Living in an apartment without laundry access kinda makes me wanna kms
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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ᙎOᗫᙓᙎOᖇᙏ🔻 @wodeworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Alligator Gar
Super ancient is the long-snouted fish that gulps the air and breathes the fresh water ways, outlasting the dinosaurs and the reptiles of water and air. Its kind, hard scales resist it to weathering time. Blessed is the fish olive drab and spotted strangely, long snouted, placid and calmly,  swimming through the pyrocene, and it is an unknown future fish unseen,
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Need full body skin-on-skin contact so bad it’s been so LONG ugh
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Playzholder🔞🏳️‍🌈(Commission Waitlist Open) @playzholder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I NEVER ACTUALLY POSTED THE TOPLESS VERSION OF THIS SAMUS PUBLICLY, I FORGOT LMAOO I'M SO SORRY ☠︎︎ Patreon | Commissions | Newgrounds | Pixiv | Pillowfort | Website ☠︎︎
Samus in a steamy space ship. She is topless and buff. There is a Metroid gnawing at her butt.
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
asked if I could sniff their armpits and they said yes
That one early 2000s dolphin screensaver
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Lich Queen Bingus, of the Old Chicago Ruins @bingus.ough.club · 13/07/2025
Call me a child left behind cause this bush got me acting stupid
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zimomoxbrandt @logiehaus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Your FICO® Score changed” okay well my dreams havent
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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Nonbinary Jarl Balgruuf @rustyfaggleford.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just remembered the time I stopped having a crush on my coworker bc I found out she was a Christian LMAO
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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