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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Your regular reminder that Gavin Newsom just sucks incredible amounts of shit and any presidential ambitions he has should be smacked down hard

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I must be out of step with the culture because this just looks like dystopian shit to me

Ad on TV for Webull Prediction Markets, "Where Events Become Markets". A cellphone with some odds calculating graph or other is in the foreground, a sports stadium is in the background.

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Look, we've already established that we will hit a guy with glasses, not sure what difference you think a tamagotchi on a lanyard will make.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

At the front door, checking to see if it's shorts weather

The Joker on the Batman animated series on a city street, thumb out like he's hitchhiking and doing that old trope of rolling up his pant leg to show some leg in the hopes of enticing a ride

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Thought I had in the shower: NFL gets Olivia Rodrigo to do the Super Bowl halftime show, and she brings out Weird Al as a surprise guest

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Even if Lucy had held the ball for Charlie Brown, he would've still gone fully ass over teakettle with his follow through.

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

If you tried to imagine a dystopian future McDonald's in the 80s or 90s, you wouldn't be too far off from today's.

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Loaded up the Wiki at just the right moment

Wikipedia entry on Lindsay Graham at around 11:50 PDT
"Lindsay Olin Graham (July 9, 1955 - July 11, 2026) was Donald Trump's personal masseur and Netanyahu's best friend"

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Love to take a break from the holiday break by going to work for a few days

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Christmas is great. Family is great. Yeah yeah. But I will never stop resenting having to travel at the same time as everybody else every year.

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Seriously. When the damn *Indiana state legislature* is out holding the line, that should make a *lot* of people and institutions feel ashamed. If they have the capacity for that.

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

These people are not human, why are they in charge of human stuff

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

"A political movement that dreams of a world that is smaller, simpler, dumber, more servile and less curious and much narrower than the one that currently exists would naturally fixate upon college campuses and the...acts of becoming that happen there" defector.com/the-conserva...

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The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector

Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I, who was Fox News’s go-to “stop preventing the military from doing war crimes” talking head, am frankly offended at whatever you’re insinuating

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Ben Says Abolish ICE @justanotherben.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Not sure how we lived before we could scroll past a questionably accurate AI response before finding the link to Wikipedia we wanted.

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

It's still Decorative Gourd Season for two more hours

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Which is worse: Not including alt text on images, or including the automatically-generated alt text that does not explain the image in the slightest

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Nothing satisfies the hungry heart like Gift Of Finest Wheat™ Crush a stalk today!

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Anne Ominous @anneominous.thephoenixsaga.com · 08/11/2025

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, winding silver people yeeter...

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The SNAP that I need because Walmart doesn't pay me enough to live on and that I am no longer getting because of the shutdown will go so much farther at Walmart this Thanksgiving once I buy the items that aren't in the deal this time

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Currently dining on the Rice Krispies of triumph

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

On the other hand, spooky neighborhood lurker is probably more my speed as a Halloween idea.

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

For next Halloween, I'll wear a red flannel shirt and blue jeans and be a werewolf.

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

(How do you think he does it?) I don't know! (What makes him so good?) Well I have a theory and it is as follows: He ain't got no distractions, can't hear no buzzers and bells...

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

You can just hit the Like button if you understand a reference someone has made. You don't have to post the gif.

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Gonna do some heroin in the bathroom at the Five Points Cafe now. #mariners

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Just another day in Socialmedialand.

Trending:
(Kenny Loggins) (George Soros)

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Oh, was I supposed to wear red today? Huh. Oh well.

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

@schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov @replsimon.bsky.social All I want to hear from you is that the president is mentally added and unfit to serve and must be removed. This must be the opposition message if there is to be any opposition at all. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

I think we ought do it once a month, always gets people in a good rowdy mood

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

@padilla.senate.gov Are you looking for a good message right now? bsky.app/profile/inte...

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

It's just 100% obvious by now that the media loved Charlie Kirk and wished they could say what he said.

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Honestly right now I'm just feeling like the Grim Reaper at the arcade claw machine in that comic.

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Russet Burbank @russet-burbank.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

You're hearing it more and more (because Trump is dying)

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Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I do think that we have a responsibility to pile on saying he’s dead whenever he disappears for a couple days so they are forced to roll him out like this when he obviously should be resting

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