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@rurf.bsky.social
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we gotta bring back the hipster waxed moustache, it's the only way
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
shout out to the time i made a joke about the FEC representing the british elite in the wake of the EHRC ruling and some nerd misogynist starting trying to "correct" me
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a really nice piece that captures some thoughts I've had myself about the FEC
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this guy is right, all the best resident evil stories come from the games other than 4 and 8. like RE5, for example
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this misses the much more inportant point: they need to add a converted church in venice, italy to the map rotation
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a moment of silence for the poor GW employee who forgot to set the page for the new dwarf faction to 'draft', leaving it to get indexed on google
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
that thumbnail looks like they dialed up the woke slider on charlie kirk by like 20℅
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
babe this skin sucks ass
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
you could do dendrochronology using the lipstick rings your mum leaves on my cock you daft cunt
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
sure, my point is just that this kind of corpo-owned preservation stuff is always doomed to be like this because it's basically impossible to secure a perpetual licensing agreement. forza is a good example because basically every game is a ticking time bomb of licence agreements
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i thought the same thing - my guess would be they don't want to have to deal with the hassle of removing the newer games when those licenses expire
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
love all the people in the replies arguing with this (correct) take because they have a massive blindspot for violence in the global south
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
mogged myers
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you can't be saying this shit man
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
someone send Ben Child a copy of The Flash (2023) immediately
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they're just giving lobotomies away these days
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/08/2026
my problem with "teenage sex & death at camp miasma" is it's probably really cathartic and fulfilling for someone who is just starting to figure their whole deal out but there's not a lot in it for those of us who started murdering teenagers at a remote summer camp more than a decade ago
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
we gotta nuke gastropubs
a daily menu that says "clarified brumble £11.50"
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You'd be pretentious sometimes too if you ever had any interesting thoughts or perspectives
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Vulkiri ✨ @vulkiri.art · 25/08/2026
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
far cry? the uwe boll movie?
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
damn, I'll never forget how weirdly the director of the snowman messed up all his scenes
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
val kilmer died?
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
reverse andrew tate who hates sparkling water
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
boy i wonder
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
well now what am i going to do with all my disposable barbecues? i'll just have to burn them all in a big bonfire in a patch of dry heathland i guess
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Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Andy Burnham must resign
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@dashiellwood.com has never played Big Chungus's Small Adventure for the PS4
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
breens is bald???
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
just invoking my name scared him off
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this would fix me
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
thanks breens :3
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
rolling this shit out in the big 26 is a strong indicator this guy doesn't care about politics but does have a public humilation fetish
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
for the kind that work well youre better off using the money to get a skinsuit off hillary clinton
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
me after one kebab
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
it's from st helena
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
next you'll be telling me you release music on bandcamp
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the median bluesky user has been transported from the world of blood bowl and believes sports teams are functionally identical to militaries
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
completely unnecessary. all of steely dan's gaucho fits on a single cd and there's no other media worth preserving
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
woke has gone too far, they made helen of troy a woman
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
theres a scene that's trying to build tension where armie hammer is gearing up to kill some cops, but then the movie stops for 15 minutes for a scene about how landlords can't make enough profit because of tenants' rights laws
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
citizen vigilante is an insane racist screed, akin to reading the vent channel in a neo nazi discord server, but it transcends into genuine comedy because uwe boll can't focus on the racism and keeps adding scenes about his other pet peeves
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A guy from my ADHD group has a findom kink but he also keeps forgetting to transfer money to his domme. She ended their relationship a few weeks ago accusing him of not respecting the dynamic and he only saw the message today
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i care about aristotle infinitely more than the endless cyclical arguments of the american pig people
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"The month of July," as if July belongs to everyone equally. Some of us are managing seasonal trauma anniversaries and can't perform bookish leisure on command.
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i think its extremely telling that in this passage of pure hyperbole, he says that the left merely want israel "put in its place"
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
repost to kill an american
god's gift to humanity, the greggs katsu chicken bake
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
the doggwater
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
have you ever heard of the united states of america
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