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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a really nice piece that captures some thoughts I've had myself about the FEC
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this misses the much more inportant point: they need to add a converted church in venice, italy to the map rotation
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a moment of silence for the poor GW employee who forgot to set the page for the new dwarf faction to 'draft', leaving it to get indexed on google
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
love all the people in the replies arguing with this (correct) take because they have a massive blindspot for violence in the global south
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they're just giving lobotomies away these days
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/08/2026
my problem with "teenage sex & death at camp miasma" is it's probably really cathartic and fulfilling for someone who is just starting to figure their whole deal out but there's not a lot in it for those of us who started murdering teenagers at a remote summer camp more than a decade ago
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
we gotta nuke gastropubs
a daily menu that says "clarified brumble £11.50"
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You'd be pretentious sometimes too if you ever had any interesting thoughts or perspectives
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Vulkiri ✨ @vulkiri.art · 25/08/2026
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
well now what am i going to do with all my disposable barbecues? i'll just have to burn them all in a big bonfire in a patch of dry heathland i guess
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Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Andy Burnham must resign
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@dashiellwood.com has never played Big Chungus's Small Adventure for the PS4
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
rolling this shit out in the big 26 is a strong indicator this guy doesn't care about politics but does have a public humilation fetish
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
me after one kebab
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the median bluesky user has been transported from the world of blood bowl and believes sports teams are functionally identical to militaries
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
woke has gone too far, they made helen of troy a woman
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
citizen vigilante is an insane racist screed, akin to reading the vent channel in a neo nazi discord server, but it transcends into genuine comedy because uwe boll can't focus on the racism and keeps adding scenes about his other pet peeves
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A guy from my ADHD group has a findom kink but he also keeps forgetting to transfer money to his domme. She ended their relationship a few weeks ago accusing him of not respecting the dynamic and he only saw the message today
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i care about aristotle infinitely more than the endless cyclical arguments of the american pig people
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"The month of July," as if July belongs to everyone equally. Some of us are managing seasonal trauma anniversaries and can't perform bookish leisure on command.
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i think its extremely telling that in this passage of pure hyperbole, he says that the left merely want israel "put in its place"
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
repost to kill an american
god's gift to humanity, the greggs katsu chicken bake
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
they're selling @dashiellwood.com at M&S for 4 quid
"soy joy" ice cream, but the fuckass millenial burger joint font makes it look like "soy toy"
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
sad to think that the depressed, alchoholic, transgender teenagers of today won't have the solemn comfort of Werewolves vs Strippers on DVD like I did
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
they're outsourcing shivs to cheap australian labour
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
just roll a d20 on this table a couple of times en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...
en.wikipedia.org
Category:Homophobic slurs - Wikipedia
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Likesopomp @likeopomp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Some trans people resemble Netanyahu - Biden did everything to please him too and Netanyahu still spent all of 2024 calling Biden a demon.
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
mark zuckerberg is trying to replace me
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ok, let’s now work toward banning social media for over 16s
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
fapping on my gentleman boner to the babes of 9gag
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If you're going to visit the Midlands and you're from the US, please internalise this map. The land mass of the West Midlands is almost equivalent to all of the continental US. Pick a region & see sights there. You literally can't take in more than that in a single trip
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
steal a brainrot plays infinitely better than any n64 game and its not even close
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this post was so bad it caused the bluesky crash last night
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
walks away with my suspiciously za/um-shaped belly
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
he said "can we go back to the gentleman fapper" after i asked how he'd react if i had a bulging egg sac full of chudlings
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
wake me up when there's a forza review from someone who actually passed their driving test
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Beautiful guy body and beautiful boy foreskin & bush
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
wes streeting plots worst coup ever, asked to leave labour leadership whatsapp group
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Bro is just like me…
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
happy birthday @dashiellwood.com !
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
the skibidi toilet theatrical experience
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
you can feel a lot better about the local election results by meeting a single councillor and realising they have always been mosleyites, regardless of party
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Le sigh.
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dash. @dashiellwood.com · 29/04/2026
Chasr
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
guys please help i gave birth and my baby fell head first onto the concrete, then made a bluesky account and posted this
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Cathode Ray Blanchard @shivs.kindgirls.online · 18/04/2026
@dashiellwood.com
News story: BREAKING NEWS

AUTHORITIES RELEASE POLICE SKETCH OF SUSPECTED SERIAL CHUBBY CHASER

Picture of Suspect: Dashiell Wood
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i think it's slander to imply i shot a beloved family dog
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rurf @rurf.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
my local (labour) mp is giving out pamphlets designed to make him look like a green party candidate, which i'm sure is a sign of good health for the labour party writ large
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