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@rumorsmatrix.com
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I work devops, play table-top RPGs and MMOs, collect Magic the Gathering, and like procedural generation. I live in the north-east of England with my wife, two cats and a dog. 👋 he/him

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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 26/09/2026
that’s twice I’ve manage to mis-spell cubicle
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 26/09/2026
Anon. Bar toilet cubical graffiti, 2026 Marker pen on painted plaster
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 20/09/2026
This is my plan and if I can’t find the guild I’ll have a crack at making myself, damnit
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 20/09/2026
Finished beta testing @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com #forever, it's good, no notes
An in-game screenshot showing the professions UI for the fishing skill, which is maxed out at 150/150
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 19/09/2026
checking in after a long walk with the other dogs in our training cohort (more comfortable sleeping arrangements are available but this patch of floor had the benefit of being beside my feet)
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 17/09/2026
Yes, me too! Which makes me think I should check Remote Desktop is enabled on my mac…
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 17/09/2026
so far I’ve been in two 40+ minute queues that both ended with “Retrieving server information… disconnected” and the nostalgia is peak
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 14/09/2026
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 12/09/2026
Blizzard haven’t even worked out what Diablo IV is supposed to be yet #blizzcon
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
how about koko’s basilisk and its everyone pretending a gorilla can actually use sign language because they’re afraid it will hit them
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 05/09/2026
Yeah, it’s streaming games to (potentially) a non-gaming device, like a phone, tablet, or not-a-gaming PC/laptop. Game runs remotely on cloud hardware. I looked into it a few years back, found the price/hrs available was dire, and saved up to buy a PS5 instead.
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 05/09/2026
Anon. Bar toilet cubical graffiti, 2026 Marker pen on painted plaster
Graffiti on a toilet wall: “Punch a private landlord”
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 27/08/2026
Been playing #Cyberpunk2077 again. I don’t know if @cdprojektred.com or Pondsmith have ever expressed an opinion but it really feels like female V, corpo, netrunner should be the “canonical” protagonist
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 11/08/2026
good lord that’s dystopian out of the mouths of babes, etc
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 10/08/2026
Keep telling myself I’m not going to get into the endgame daily/weekly loop of ilvl chasing, rep grinding and lockout (“doing your wizard chores”) but we all know that’s a lie
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 10/08/2026
Hit the level cap in @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com and I’m only about half-way done with the Midnight storyline quest, I think. Been knocking out all the side quests as I go. Horribly addictive, really enjoying this one a lot.
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 09/08/2026
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 07/08/2026
where are you up to, understanding-the-story wise? I just started in on Midnight having played the new “Recap” quest line that kind of turbos you through The Wat Within, which kind of passed me by
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 06/08/2026
My sponsor wasn’t around so I ended up resubscribed to @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com. Bought Midnight and ran through all of TWW using the new Recap quest line, which worked really well and was a great evening, actually.
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 30/07/2026
I've started doing the crosswords and a delightful little word puzzle called "Ribbit" over on puzzmo.com
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 30/07/2026
sometimes I just fancy playing a little game on my phone on the sofa but mobile games are all such unrelenting shit. Might have to just install a GBA / NDS / PS1 emulator that can handle save states and play a real game.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
they really are trying to gentrify mork borg huh
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
we invented digital spirits to replace the forest men that filled the natural world around us we carved away
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 28/07/2026
(this is a “like” of recognition)
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 28/07/2026
…With a failed Setback, all that matters is that you can’t mark progress yet; you can just mark impact, increase a tension clock, introduce a bigger peril, and re-try your Take Action against the new circumstances.
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 28/07/2026
It also neatly tidies up the problem with the old “Battle” move, which was — what happens if you Miss on the roll? Either you fought to the death, game over, or you’re forced to invent some convoluted reason why you were captured or escaped…
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 28/07/2026
This is great if you like a bit of fast-moving hack-and-slash where simple combats are resolved quickly, and you can save the Combat codex and multiple-move combats with their own progress track for more significant enemies.
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 28/07/2026
Played some more of @shawntomkin.bsky.social’s #Ironsworn Legacies alpha test last night. Realised I can spend a misfortune to introduce combat with mook (“Create a Setback”) and resolve it in a single Take Action → Overcome a Setback roll, very much like the old “Battle” move. 1/?
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 24/07/2026
Took the pup to a dog-friendly beach today for the first time, it was a hit 🌊 splashing in the shoreline: fun 🪏 not getting told off for digging in the sand, unlike in the garden: even more fun 🍖 cafe that sold doggy treat rabbit chunks: gourmet (photo credit @jackcurlew.bsky.social)
Freyja, my black-and-tan German shepherd puppy, wearing a red and black harness. Her tongue is sticking out and she looks pretty pleased with herself. She’s sat on a sandy beach with a blue sky above.
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 24/07/2026
Took the pup to a dog-friendly beach today for the first time, it was a hit 🌊 splashing in the shoreline: fun 🪏 not getting told off for digging in the sand, unlike in the garden: even more fun 🍖 cafe that sold doggy treat rabbit chunks: gourmet (photo credit @jackcurlew.bsky.social)
Freyja, my black-and-tan German shepherd puppy, wearing a red and black harness. Her tongue is sticking out and she looks pretty pleased with herself. She’s sat on a sandy beach with a blue sky above.
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 22/07/2026
Pitchshifter? What are you, some kind of geniiiiiuussssss
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 22/07/2026
FYI my stance on AI is broadly: - code, science, math: yes, as long as it doesn’t replace a real human - art, music, literature: no thank you - prompting “draw me a superhero, big boobs please” does not make you an artist, it makes you a knob
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 22/07/2026
work have paid for me to have a Cursor Pro account. If there is even the slightest chance that an LLM could be sentient or conscious I feel like making it work on our legacy code base could be a form of torture
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 19/07/2026
It’s a bit tone deaf when there’s probably a army of jack booted ICE agents just out of shot who’d love to disappear half the performers
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 19/07/2026
my PC had a rattling noise, so I took it apart and cleaned it, and now it's great again. Made me think; men, often we ignore warning signs from our bodies until too late. If you're worried about something, don't wait: remove your internal organs and blast them with compressed air
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 19/07/2026
the first roule of cheese club is: garlic and herb
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 08/07/2025
I have eaten the turtles that were in the Galapagos and which you were probably saving for study Forgive me they were delicious so meaty and so slow
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 18/07/2026
sorry but my group is still playing 1e and finds all these new editions a pointless complication of what made the game so great, we’re happy with keeping it old school (pre-weekend) /s
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 17/07/2026
I went with flat tops
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 16/07/2026
love stuff like this. The older I get the more I just want FKR style, super minimal, barely a game, games. Have a couple of d6 handy and try not to use them.
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 16/07/2026
bought these cool looking hex pinboard tiles for my home office wall and now I’m paralysed by the age old holy war, should the tops be pointy or flat??
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mathletic.bsky.social @mathletic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 15/07/2026
Dog tax
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 13/07/2026
Wulfwald looks excellent!
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 13/07/2026
okay #ttrpg players and #grogsquad folks, I need a recommendation of a Viking or dark ages England themed campaign setting, any system, I’m mining for ideas. Was looking at Cthulhu Dark Ages, perhaps. Bonus points if it’s in physical print and/or on Shop On The Borderlands.
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 11/07/2026
As an ex-public librarian (albeit in the UK, not the US) I can confirm that this is Not News, not even 10 years ago
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 09/07/2026
god it’s fucking hot again, the only solution is a beer garden
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 07/07/2026
I say this with all humility knowing #ENG are going to be pillaged by #NOR like the monks at Lindisfarne on Saturday #worldcup
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 07/07/2026
bit late to the party but #Belgium third goal against the #USA is absolutely hilarious #worldcup
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rumorsmatrix @rumorsmatrix.com · 04/07/2026
18/20
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