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rufus⁷

@rufuss.bsky.social
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Fandom, archives, gothy stuff, law, writing, romance; separately, together, sometimes in that order. Age statement: I graduated from high school in 1993. pronouns: she/hers Fandoms: Current: Stray Kids, BTS, The Untamed, KP Forever and always: MCR

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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 10m
School nurses would have to buy them in bulk, from like middle school onwards.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 21m
I just think “does he like it for how campy it is, or is he blissfully oblivious and is just into the SHINY”?
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 39m
I wld agree on the “70s McDonalds” but with the all -white outfit they kind of work? Idk I think they’re great for fall.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Context, for those of you who need it. Jimin, left, perplexed, Hobi, right, coaxing Jimin into the 21st century.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hobi: sultry, sexy, hip-shaking Jimin: may have never seen a camera before, much less danced in front of one.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've been leaning in to the twilight metaphor: she can see us, but there's a veil, of dimness and fog. Am I me, or my sister, or a palimpsest? Sometimes she's not sure.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Strange tides of #dementia: does my mother know what year it is: no. Does she suddenly remember how "find my phone" works: yes.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🫂🫂💜💜
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RUN BTS Toronto pt 1 bsky.app/profile/rufu...
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
- everyone except Tae would prefer to be the washER and not the washEE - Jin: will definitely (lovingly) take you out immediately if you become a shambling corpse, whereas Joon might hold out for a possible cure.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
- food break! - Hobi’s massive chain: very distracting - this game of Would You Rather rly just highlights their collective literal streak
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
- Red Light Green Light: Taehyung is supposed to be MC but Jin is doing a lot of the explaining - again several minutes of giggling and pinky-holding and Yoongi deciding he’s had enough and going to hold JK’s pinky right away
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
- Jin is trying to explain the Kerchief Rules. Jimin looks as perplexed as I feel. - This is just, like, ten minutes of singing and silly walks and giggling and Hobi twerking on Taehyung’s head.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Run BTS Toronto Pt 1 - picnic time! - discussion of rudeness of shoes on blanket, school picnics, Taehyung’s 4th grade blind date - Drop the Handkerchief (said the actress to the bishop) - round carpet mats emerge, will serve as the Goofball Zone later
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Putting Halloween costumes on it is NOT helping, Stop n Shop.
Small stuffed gray plush robot with big googly eyes and a burlap hat with plaid ribbon. Looks like a penis with a hat on.Plush grey robot, googly eyes, trying to be a vampire spider, maybe. Vampire fangs at its “mouth” and purple and black spider legs on the lower half, which is also black.Plush grey shopping robot, googly eyes, tiny black bat wings on the back, more black appendages (ears?) on its head. More fangs. STOP.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was so good and then they FUCKED IT UP.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sleepy Hollow.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THAT TOO
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Look, my first response to a game called “drop the handkerchief” is “Is THAT what they’re calling it these days?” eyebrow waggle very much implied.
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Papers Please Hazard @biohazardous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We had an email address for customer feedback, and the VP wanted to know where it went and no one knew how to figure that out. So I composed the most bonkers email I could think of, signed it "John Travolta" and hit send. In 15 minutes it got forwarded to the VP and we found out who got them.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(I have no particular connection to Texas. There was a big pink raft, too, like an inflatable washcloth, that I tried to step on and missed.)
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And I had a dream abt falling into a pool fully clothed with a song abt Texas license plates stuck in my head.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All of my hinges are creaky and unhappy today.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Irish supermarket workers? Or a different one?
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Morgu⁷ ⟬⟭ 아포방포 💜 @morgu07.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
playlists for multiple platforms in this thread
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah-HAH thank you! I forgot about that.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What I WOULD like, and haven’t yet seen, is the playlist for the music playing in Joon’s exhibit. Some of it was forgettable but there was one song I really liked and didn’t recognize.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So sorry, bb. Graze in fields of clover forever, Francis!
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congratulations!!
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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we fucking loved it, even when there was basically nothing on it, and let me tell you something else: we loved it because of human connection, human diversity, human creativity. WE DON'T NEED A SINGLE THING ANY OF THESE COMEMIERDAS HAVE MADE AND TRIED TO SELL US IN ORDER TO HAVE A GREAT INTERNET.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was abt the same age - first movie to make me cry and I’m still a little mad abt it all these years later. I saw the whole thing but only once.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aaaaahhhhhh!!!!
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dad watched a lot of sci-fi so I did see things like the original DUNE, but they were fascinating not scary.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, kid-unfriendly in terms of scares. Certainly they watched some boring-ass shit I wasn’t interested in.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spock’s death in WRATH OF KHAN was also scary-sad in that abstract way. My parents weren’t into horror so there wasn’t a lot of kid-unfriendly media being played in my house.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Possibly it was the OLD YELLER movie. I know ET scared me but that was, idk, a more abstract fear, in a way. Death vs concrete danger of a rabid dog.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am giving tiny!you a hug, not least bc I loved Spock immediately and strongly identified with his Vulcan bafflement re: humans.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Awwww.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
100%!! You level up a little each year.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also I watched abt a quarter of THE DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD on the plane before tapping out. Who decided we needed a grimdark reboot of Robin Hood? WTF?!
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had all ends of the spectrum of disabled pre boarding experiences this time. On the way out: smooth, efficient, well oiled machine. On the way back: absolute cluster disaster.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also chairs, etc, that are too low.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lack of specificity in accessibility information: one of my current bugbears.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some related to my exhibit chair documentation bc that was specifically for fellow disabled fans to see EXACTLY what kind of chairs were available.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have a lot of thoughts about disability and travel and nowhere formal to put them.
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rufus⁷ @rufuss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Right, time to get up and, ugh, get back to my regular life.
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