Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Between Pratt’s replacement making the game ending error last night and now the starting pitcher lasting one pitch the night after burning the A bullpen in a loss, the universe seems to be sending a pretty clear signal that Murph needs to go. 010
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Very cool that Bud Kilmer is coaching our local baseball team Here’s hoping his tenure comes to a similar end, and soon 010
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 25/08/20261. Christ Punchers 2. Marge, I don’t want to lie to you (walks away) 3. It’s bringing love! Break its legs! 4. I’m familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda 5. Someone bent my Wookiee 121
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Whole lotta people seem too eager to take the word of Mr. “I broke my hand when my wife dropped a suitcase on it in our hotel room” here www.jsonline.com/story/sports...jsonline.comJonathan Lucroy podcast clip on strange 2016 Brewers trade goes viralJonathan Lucroy, speaking on a podcast, said he was unhappy with how the Brewers handled his vetoed trade in 2016. 110
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Remember that time when the horse tested positive for steroids and then the horse owner was like “guys it’s okay, we figured it out, it’s because a guy who was taking cold medicine peed on the horse’s food” 120
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026@cyrthogg.bsky.social Curt for those of us who took a flyer on Sproat in our fantasy drafts on your recommendation, do we submit requests for refunds to your official JS email? Thx in advance 030
Reposted by RubieMichael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 22/01/2026That's not the argument I'm making. I have endless faith in the Brewers' pitcher development. It's a team that continues to get its ass beat in the playoffs because instead of reinforcing it retreats every winter. 8502
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Jerseys are fine, but you can't do gray pants with a powder blue jersey that has navy accents This is the problem with the Cowboys home uniforms--you've essentially got 3 shades of the same color in the uniform, and that doesn't work 271
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Fortunately for us it turns out that Shaka’s buyout is just a copy of the complete works of Pablo Neruda 010
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Hello, yes, I would like to uninstall the software update that made the coach of my team talk like a self help guru 031
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I hate to be a dick about this but (1) He wasn’t healthy in 2025. (2) He said for months as he was rehabbing in the minors that his velocity would come back when he got on a major league mound. It never did. Great dude, love him, etc. Taking the QO means he knows he’s cooked. 000
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I know this wasn’t the point but Dude stayed with her for 4 more years *after* he found out she was banging the “hiking the Appalachian Trail” guy? 120
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I know time is undefeated and comes for us all but seeing one of our great posters reduced to explaining his nicknames in parentheticals … it’s hard to see, man. 010
Reposted by Rubies. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 10/11/2025Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport. 10112473088
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Did yall not finish the reading on how things went for Marie Antoinette after the “let them eat cake” thing 020
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Woodruff is by all accounts a tremendous dude so I hope he gets the contract he's looking for, but I'm not sure what kind of market is going to exist for a 33 year old with a dead arm. 200
Reposted by Rubiemuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 02/11/2025baseball, imho, is not good. it is instead bad. 314211
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Obviously every episode is a must listen but this is my favorite one every season I know Curt’s “Ashby will get Cy Young votes” prediction is coming and it still draws a genuine LOL when I hear it again. 131
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I feel like publicly talked about the dementia test you take every couple weeks is a sign of dementia 010
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 21/10/2025It’s never happening for any baseball team that’s been based in Seattle 110
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 18/10/2025media.tenor.coma man with glasses and a beard giving a thumbs down signALT: a man with glasses and a beard giving a thumbs down sign 030
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 18/10/2025A bummer of an ending but really impressive that a AAA team made it to the NLCS 100
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Shockingly really good players are pretty impervious to Brewer Bullshit 110
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 16/10/2025It’s called the contact play because it PREVENTS you from winning Wait 100
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I’ve got concerns about Miz but this was some Serious Big Boy Shit right there 040
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 16/10/2025When they try to come for Curtmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a lion and a lioness with the words fuckyeahthelionking gifs at the bottomALT: a cartoon of a lion and a lioness with the words fuckyeahthelionking gifs at the bottom 0122
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 15/10/2025The Brewers had 6 pitchers make a combined 130 starts this season. In total, those 6 pitchers made around $20MM in salary. The Dodgers paid Tyler Glasnow, who’s never made more than 22 starts in a single season and who made all of 18 this year, $32.5MM this season. 110
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 15/10/2025WHAT DO WE WANT A salary cap with a series of escalating luxury tax penalties akin to what they have in the NBA WHEN DO WE WANT IT Now, but recognizing that’s not possible I guess in 2027 230
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 14/10/2025On the bright side at least the Brewers get to cite that awful at bat in Turang’s arbitration hearing 160
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 14/10/2025As I’ve been saying for years baseball needs a hard salary cap and the owners should lock the players out for as long as it takes to get one 010
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Listen if the pitcher gets to use those tendency cheat sheets now I think it’s only fair that we get to put the strobe effect on the ribbon boards so it’s harder for him to read 010
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Two pitches for a ball that clearly would’ve been overturned to a strike with the challenge system If these are the good umps, how bad are the bad ones 000
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025The idea that the owners are going to have some Grinch-like “his heart grew 3 sizes that day” reaction and drop the demand for a salary cap if the Brewers win is hilarious 370
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Would like to respectfully ask that we stop with the comparisons of this Brewer team to any prior Brewer playoff teams, but especially the 2011 Brewers. That team ruled. Great players and great personalities, and good starting pitching with Gallardo and Greinke (still too soon to talk about Marcum) 110
Rubie @rubie.bsky.social · 10/10/2025You will never lose money betting against the Brewers in the playoffs 210
